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The hardest you have ever laughed

Briefly (or fully) explain the time in your life where you laughed the hardest.

One night I was with my friends, and we decided to play a prank on one of them. We got the idea of the prank from a viral video.

As one went into the bathroom, the other (I was going to do it, but I could have poked someone's eye out Wink ) took his pants and underwear off and tied a towel around his waist. He got on his hands and put his feet up to about 3/4's of the door's height. Basically, as soon as you walk out, you will see his package in your face.

He got set up, and my friend walked out. Everyone was laughing hysterically, and my friend putting the package in the face fell backwards and landed on his back, making a really loud noise. This just added to the hilarity. I actually thought I was going to die laughing.
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Re: The hardest you have ever laughed

There was an episode of Power Puff Girls (SHUT UP, OLD SCHOOL CARTOON NETWORK WAS THE SHIT) on once. The particular scene was of Mojo Jojo hitting a Mexican guy over the head with French Bread, laughing about it, and doing it again.


The living room started to stink too, I laughed so hard.
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At school after I ate that Scooby-Doo cereal with the funny bone marshmallows in it
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I can't decide - I've laughed so much so many times. I think the most recent one was on holiday with Hannyness. We were listening to a random podcast and someone saud something absolutely hilarious. I cant remember what it was now - but it was just so funny. My stomach hurt from laughing.

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I forgot what happened but there was one time I laughed so hard I started to drool and my ribs started to cramp badly. The drooling ceased but it took over twenty minutes for my ribs to stop hurting.

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I can't remember why but I laughed so hard a little bit of poop...

Wait, I'm not finishing this sentence.

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Spot-ify Wrote:I can't remember why but I laughed so hard a little bit of poop...

Wait, I'm not finishing this sentence.

Thanks for that xD

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The time Sarah mentioned, we were listening to either fightbait or Luke and Elliot and they started talking about either Sexy Commando or making your grandma fart a lot. Either way it was hilarious.

My personal time aside from that was when I was in a Science test and I got the mental image of our (ginger and fat) teacher lighting his farts with a bunsen burner. I laughed so much I got sent out.

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Me and my friend were watching some baby TV (I don't know why) but I vomited. I don't even know what was so funny...
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When me and my friend were meh..bout 8. We were in this argument about who got to build a lego fortress in my GIANTGIANT walk in closet. Then, all of a sudden we just stopped, fell, and laughed for I forget how long.

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Do all the times we ever saw Mr Shevill ever count, Sar?

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I truthfully don't remember, probably some random joke I heard about indian bowlers in canada (you had to be there.)

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Probably this the other day...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j40HL0mY0FM

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Today, when I found out the local autistic sophomore asked out a freshman girl to Subway.
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Oh man. This brings back memories. 8th grade study hall. I was sitting there with this guy talking and he made this really really REALLY funny joke about the girl that was sitting in front of us (I don't remember exactly what it was) but we started laughing so hard. And it was supposed to be "quiet study time". I literally couldn't stop laughing that I peed halfway. Nobody noticed but I had to walk around the school for the rest of the day with a shirt tied around my waist. And we got detention. It was worth it though.
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It was last year, and one kid in my science class I'm friends with wrote this one word (I can't remember what it was, but it was just plain gibberish, not a real word) and when I saw it, I laughed for an extremely long time and slightly pissed myself.

To this day I have no idea why it was so funny.

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Ok I'm split between 2 things. Once in 3rd grade this kid in our class was being an idiot and our science teacher taped his mouth with duck tape and started to spank him!! I laughed so hard i like literally rofl and lmao at the same time and my back wouldn't stop hurting from the laughter till the end of class like 45 minutes lol . The other time i was with my cousin and we were playing monopoly even though it took us like 6 hours to finish......we got into a argument and we started to randomly take cards and we started to laugh so hard we went into the living room with my aunts and stuff and every word they said seem to be the funniest thing on earth. We didn't stop till like 1 hour.....not kidding..i started to cough after like 30 though.
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Hmmm....I think the hardest I've ever laughed was during watching an episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

I fucking loved that show before they took it off the air. D:
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One time during Whose Line is it Anyway also

They took it OFF AIR?!?! WHY.

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The most laughing I've ever done due to a show would probably either be Top Gear, MASH, or Monty Phython. I also love "The Bugle" podcast.

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Amortisatie Wrote:One time during Whose Line is it Anyway also

They took it OFF AIR?!?! WHY.

Shrug Because the world is full of douchebags who don't even believe in showing re-runs for at least 6+ months. D:
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youpplrsogay Wrote:Ok I'm split between 2 things. Once in 3rd grade this kid in our class was being an idiot and our science teacher taped his mouth with duck tape and started to spank him!! I laughed so hard i like literally rofl and lmao at the same time and my back wouldn't stop hurting from the laughter till the end of class like 45 minutes lol . The other time i was with my cousin and we were playing monopoly even though it took us like 6 hours to finish......we got into a argument and we started to randomly take cards and we started to laugh so hard we went into the living room with my aunts and stuff and every word they said seem to be the funniest thing on earth. We didn't stop till like 1 hour.....not kidding..i started to cough after like 30 though.
Are they allowed to do that?

And with the monopoly thing, that brings back so many memories. Me and my "friend" were playing monopoly, and we were doing it ghetto style. Whenever one of us got up for something. We'd steal a few 100's. And when the other person got back, we got into a ghetto argument.


I dont think it is illegal but she did it anyways and it was funny as hell......i really still dont know why we started to laugh at the monopoly game lol.... Nutter
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I think this one time were my friend just busted this MASSIVELY funny sex joke. Then I fell on the table from laughing which made me laugh even more. I laughed so hard my chest started to hurt.

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My best freind had come over to spend the night at my house and we found this coconut cup in my room and started to pretened that it was sacred and that if you miss treated the coconut, you would die. Oh my god, we laghed so hard that we nearly passed out on the floor.

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Hidden Flame Wrote:My best freind had come over to spend the night at my house and we found this coconut cup in my room and started to pretened that it was sacred and that if you miss treated the coconut, you would die. Oh my god, we laghed so hard that we nearly passed out on the floor.

ROFL i want to see that
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Two days ago when I watched the Monty Python fish slapping sketch.

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oh I have so many, though the most recent was hanging out with my guy friends. You see a lot of them are in cadets, so as a joke one of them yelled 'TOES ON THE LINE DO A PROPER SALUTE' Well since I wanted to join in I got in the line, everyone did a normal salute, and then you look halfway down the line and me and Justin still hadn't done anything. 'HEIL HITLER HAAA!' Justin yelled, And we both did a Nazi salute, i don't think I've seen a teacher (whom was walking by) so shocked or confused.

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I showed my dad this old 1950s sex ed video on youtube (the one where the gym teacher just happens to be carrying around a huge vagina chart that he can produce on demand) and we both started laughing so hard I felt like I was going to faint from oxygen deprivation.

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Rebelnerd Wrote:I showed my dad this old 1950s sex ed video on youtube (the one where the gym teacher just happens to be carrying around a huge vagina chart that he can produce on demand) and we both started laughing so hard I felt like I was going to faint from oxygen deprivation.

Oh god. That is hilarious. Laugh

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