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iFap

iFap!
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I take it I shouldn't click on a school computer?
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Rofl

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But seriously, click it, it's nothing bad.
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Oh my god that is hilarious.
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krissy Wrote:dessert fox
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Win.
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LOL
Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

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Hilarious Win.
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Moved to funny stuff
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"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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slAcker Wrote:iFap!

So does everyone else.
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Dark Soul X Wrote:
slAcker Wrote:iFap!

So does everyone else.

He's right, you know.
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random_name Wrote:
Dark Soul X Wrote:
slAcker Wrote:iFap!

So does everyone else.

He's right, you know.

Which comes to the question as to why so many people deny doing it.
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80% of men admit to fapping. The other 20% are lying.
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random_name Wrote:80% of men admit to fapping. The other 20% are lying.

That on the net or IRL?
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random_name Wrote:80% of men admit to fapping. The other 20% are lying.

And the women?
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Pieman Wrote:
random_name Wrote:80% of men admit to fapping. The other 20% are lying.

And the women?
Yes, I'm interested.
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Pieman Wrote:
random_name Wrote:80% of men admit to fapping. The other 20% are lying.

And the women?
Yes, I'm interested.
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From my experience and from several things that I've read, about 50% of women do., and 75% have tried it at some point in their life.
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Jonno Wrote:From my experience and from several things that I've read, about 50% of women do., and 75% have tried it at some point in their life.

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I know my sister does. (I'm not a peeper or anything she did it while I was in the bed trying to sleep (VACATION GAWD) )
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IllusoryDeath Wrote:
Jonno Wrote:From my experience and from several things that I've read, about 50% of women do., and 75% have tried it at some point in their life.

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LOL, Crayola that was great ^^.
Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

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Worst. Acronym. Ever. LOL
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random_name Wrote:80% of men admit to fapping. The other 20% are lying.

*ahem* what about the 1% who don't fap at all?
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Who the hell are they?
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--monkey666-- Wrote:Who the hell are they?

Amortisatie.
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Me.
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Me. no
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Correct, make that 0.00000000000000002% instead
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no u
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Haha, win!
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