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Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

LOL I found this the other day lolololololol it's so funny!!!
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Quote:8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
Would someone please provide me with a link to this Lunix program? It sounds so awesome! I MUST HAVE IT.

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Fuck this guy.

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Oh wel AOL thats super secure and safe dont worry no one can hack you if you have nortonTROLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
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Quote:I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children

Translation: I try to intrude myself in their personal lives and personal choices as much as possible.

Quote:I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read.

Heh seems like my translation was spot on. What a dick.

Quote:I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.

Little does he know his daughter is "IhatemylifeIwanttodie"

Quote:We raised them to be honest and to have integrity, and Peter betrayed the principles we tried to encourage in him

Yeah sadly you have to MODEL positive behaviors... not be a dick to your kids and then expect them to do as you say but not as you do.

Sounds like the "hacking" was a way to vent his frustration of his intrusive dick head father. You reap what you sow.

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There is no way that is serious. My bullshit detectors are at defcon 1
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No shit it's a joke Laugh
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Internet Idiocy

Quote:AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.
LOL

Quote:BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.
Laugh

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Is that article serious or just trolling? Lol.
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It's an obvious troll. Doesn't make it any less funny though.

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Quote:If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

Quote:If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites.

Quote:The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

Quote:If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group

LOL

This is to stupid to be real.

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Lunatic Wrote:No shit it's a joke Laugh
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Quote:AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.
LOL

Quote:BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.
Laugh

Maybe I should have read more than just the intro LOL

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Lunatic Wrote:No shit it's a joke Laugh
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Actually, I honestly think the article was hacked, because if you look at the topic list, "Internet Idiocy" isn't one of them
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Geez they have so many articles that make me laugh
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Has to be a troll or a stupid person.


Hacker programs like 'Flash'



Lawl I was gonna act 'by hacking you mean pirating'

But this kid don't even pirate!

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"Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. "
But you can smelt iron ore, and then get diamonds and then make a sword and own a paticular screeching nether realm floating jellyfish animal.
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Jesus's Father Wrote:"Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. "
But you can smelt iron ore, and then get diamonds and then make a sword and own a paticular screeching nether realm floating jellyfish animal.

I'll exact my revenge on those exploding penises soon!

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Sociopath Wrote:
Quote:8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
Would someone please provide me with a link to this Lunix program? It sounds so awesome! I MUST HAVE IT.
What does it do?
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pilotguy182 Wrote:
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Quote:8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
Would someone please provide me with a link to this Lunix program? It sounds so awesome! I MUST HAVE IT.
What does it do?
it flies planes man

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Lunatic Wrote:
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Sociopath Wrote:Would someone please provide me with a link to this Lunix program? It sounds so awesome! I MUST HAVE IT.
What does it do?
it flies planes man
and plants lipo bombs in schools

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pilotguy182 Wrote:YES!!!!!!! I want it too! But should I install it on my hackintosh?

You could dual boot if you're actually interested in linux...

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pilotguy182 Wrote:YES!!!!!!! I want it too! But should I install it on my hackintosh?

You could dual boot if you're actually interested in linux... But I can't even tell if sarcasm is going on here or not because I'm tired as shit... Eh, my advice stands.

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Does it work well? Ubuntu is getting pretty heavy these days, I've had a few old computers that wouldn't run it...

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Not bad... I've got a similar set up running as a home-server for all of my movies, music and T.V shows...

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Is using torrent files to get everything on the could be a hacker list?

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This reminds me of the time I lost my best internet friend because her mother thought I was a 60 year old pedophile. Funny but enraging.
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Edit: Pure gibberish this computer illiterate douche is, I bet someone like my mother would believe him considering she doesn't know much about the computing world beyond Facebook.

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Quote: They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.

This statement doesn't even make sense.
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(01-07-2012 10:49 AM)Waterlootube97 Wrote:  
Quote: They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.

This statement doesn't even make sense.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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