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Dean's Guide to be a Rapper in 10 easy steps
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Dean's Guide to be a Rapper in 10 easy steps

By following these quick 'n easy steps you can be just like those pathetic awesome rappers you see on MTV! Oh wait, MTV doesn't even do music anymore. Anyway...




1. Wear so many fake gold chains around your neck it's a miracle it doesn't snap your vertabrae.

2. Have all of your "songs" consist of one phrase and profanity be repeated eleven billion times.

3. Wear a tank top that's too small and pants that are too big.

4. Claim to be "from da hood" but live in a $50 million mansion.

5. Have an IQ of less than 40.

6. Wear your pants so low they're around your ankles.

7. Claim that you actually make music.

8. Never actually "sing" any songs in person. Have it synced with a recording.

9. Hold an oversized microphone, hold it up against your mouth, and swing your other hand mindlessly while "singing" your "songs".

10. Say that anyone who actually has a brain (and thus hates your "music") is a racist.

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Tsk Tsk Tsk, sending me a shameless add PM like that. Laugh

lawl.

The Desert Fox Wrote:6. Wear your pants so low they're around your ankles.
This happened in middle school, some kid was crossing the street and in the middle of traffic his pants fell down. Laugh It owned.

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CrayolaColours Wrote:Tsk Tsk Tsk, sending me a shameless add PM like that. Laugh

I take pride in what I do.

But I wish I could've seen that guy who's pants fell down. Laugh Must'e been epic.

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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It was, my mom yelled "RUN BITCH, RUN!" Laugh

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CrayolaColours Wrote:It was, my mom yelled "RUN BITCH, RUN!" Laugh

To the guy, or what? If she did, then she earns a small quantity of win. Small. Like the size of this word.

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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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Bump It Up

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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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Fixed your quote tags. And yeah, i lolled.

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BARACK OBAMA DOSEN'T CARE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE!!

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Deleted. My bad. D:

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Lovey Wrote:Deleted. My bad. D:
What

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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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