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How to be Dark Soul X in 10 Easy Steps
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Dark Soul X
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How to be Dark Soul X in 10 Easy Steps
1. Grow a dick if you're a girl. Once you've done that/if you're already a guy, make it a Devil Dick.
2. Make yourself a badass.
3. Now, make yourself a God.
4. And after that, make yourself a Devil.
5. Then, make yourself The Grandest Creator of Everything That Exists and Doesn't Exist.
6. Refer to yourself in third person often.
7. Make sure you have feverent (or however the hell your spell it) insanity.
8. *Type your actions like this, every time.*
9. Leave every once and a while.
10. Make your comeback.
11. Realize that you made 11 steps instead of 10, take your damn cookie, and get your damn profit, dammit.
12. Make another damn step to drag on the damn joke, dammit.
13. End the damn joke before it gets goddamn annoying, goddammit.
Now you try it. You're not doing it yet? WELL DO EET NAAAOOOO!!!!!!
Spambot Kill Counter: 33
Spambot Kill Counter as Spambot Hell's Devil: Countless
Buying a high powered computer: 500 bucks
Getting gift wrap: 10 bucks maybe
Seeing the horror on that special someone's face once they tear off the gift wrap and see a Windows 98: Priceless.
I'll see you in Hell....AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
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Freeman
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Re: How to be Dark Soul X in 10 Easy Steps
Dark Soul X Wrote:1. Grow a vagina if you're a me. Once you've done that/if you're already a guy, make it a baby Dick.
2. Make yourself a kissass.
3. Now, make yourself a peon.
4. And after that, make yourself a being of your own imagination.
5. Then, make yourself The shittiest Creator of nothing That Doesn't Exists
6. Refer to yourself in fourth person often.
7. Make sure you have bad spelling.
8. *Fap*
9. Stop fapping every once and a while.
10. Make your cumback.
11. Realize that you can't count.
12. Make another step after you know you're doing it wrong.
13. Fail joke is fail.
Now you try it. You're not doing it yet? WELL DO EET NAAAOOOO!!!!!!
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10-21-2009 01:35 PM |
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Dark Soul X
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Re: How to be Dark Soul X in 10 Easy Steps
Freeman Wrote:Dark Soul X Wrote:1. Grow a vagina if you're a me. Once you've done that/if you're already a guy, make it a baby Dick.
2. Make yourself a kissass.
3. Now, make yourself a peon.
4. And after that, make yourself a being of your own imagination.
5. Then, make yourself The shittiest Creator of nothing That Doesn't Exists
6. Refer to yourself in fourth person often.
7. Make sure you have bad spelling.
8. *Fap*
9. Stop fapping every once and a while.
10. Make your cumback.
11. Realize that you can't count.
12. Make another step after you know you're doing it wrong.
13. Fail joke is fail.
Now you try it. You're not doing it yet? WELL DO EET NAAAOOOO!!!!!!
Fuck you.
Spambot Kill Counter: 33
Spambot Kill Counter as Spambot Hell's Devil: Countless
Buying a high powered computer: 500 bucks
Getting gift wrap: 10 bucks maybe
Seeing the horror on that special someone's face once they tear off the gift wrap and see a Windows 98: Priceless.
I'll see you in Hell....AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
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Re: How to be Dark Soul X in 10 Easy Steps
Dark Soul X Wrote:Freeman Wrote:Dark Soul X Wrote:1. Grow a vagina if you're a me. Once you've done that/if you're already a guy, make it a baby Dick.
2. Make yourself a kissass.
3. Now, make yourself a peon.
4. And after that, make yourself a being of your own imagination.
5. Then, make yourself The shittiest Creator of nothing That Doesn't Exists
6. Refer to yourself in fourth person often.
7. Make sure you have bad spelling.
8. *Fap*
9. Stop fapping every once and a while.
10. Make your cumback.
11. Realize that you can't count.
12. Make another step after you know you're doing it wrong.
13. Fail joke is fail.
Now you try it. You're not doing it yet? WELL DO EET NAAAOOOO!!!!!!
Fuck you.
He's done worse. Apparently I "sneak around in people's backsides".
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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