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Moar hilariousness.
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Moar hilariousness.

I was just out at a shopping center. As I was leaving, there was some assclown dressed up as a pirate. I tried to pick up a quarter. It was glued to the ground. You can stop laughing now. The pirate douchebag hits me with some crap-cheapo plastic sword, going "Arr, thats me money". I take the goddamn thing and bash him over the fucking head with it, breaking the plastic shit sword.
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Party pooper.
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Eidolon Wrote:Party pooper.

wat
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Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
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krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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Re: Moar hilariousness.

The Desert Fox Wrote:I was just out at a shopping center. As I was leaving, there was some assclown dressed up as a pirate. I tried to pick up a quarter. It was glued to the ground. You can stop laughing now. The pirate douchebag hits me with some crap-cheapo plastic sword, going "Arr, thats me money". I take the goddamn thing and bash him over the fucking head with it, breaking the plastic shit sword.

Desert Fox is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights pirates and doesn't afraid of glued quarters on the ground.
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Noo
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Oni-Chiisu Wrote:Desert Fox is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights pirates and doesn't afraid of glued quarters on the ground.
Lol, I would sig it. <_<
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Should have got him in an arm lock and said "Sorry, I thought that sword was real" and walked off. Arm locks hurt ^^.
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Why do I think this is fake.
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Eidolon Wrote:Party pooper.
PLEASE, TELL US JUSTIN
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I woulda fell over laughing not hit the fucking guy.

What is wrong with you?
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I would've pulled the sword of him, smashed it into his crotch, and then knock him out by whacking him on the temple.
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Pieman Wrote:Why do I think this is fake.

Because you are afraid to face the truth.
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Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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The Desert Fox Wrote:
Pieman Wrote:Why do I think this is fake.

Because you are afraid to face the truth.
You want to know the truth, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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That was severly unnecessary.
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random_name Wrote:That was severly unnecessary.

I know.
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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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The Desert Fox Wrote:
random_name Wrote:That was severly unnecessary.

I know.

So why do it?
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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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random_name Wrote:
The Desert Fox Wrote:
random_name Wrote:That was severly unnecessary.

I know.

So why do it?

The lulz.
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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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Meh. I dont find it lulzy. But whatever.
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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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Lmfao, dude, he was probably just trying to make you laugh and you hit him lol.
I can picture that:

you:OOOH, a quarter

pirate: arr thats me money, *thump on the head with plastic sword*

you: MOTHER FUCKER!! *brutal bash to the head*

pirate:aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrouch

announcer: FATALITY

unknown guy: TOASTY!

bob: PWNED!
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What the fuck is that suppose to mean?
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Surprised you didnt shoot him in the head, TDF.
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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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random_name Wrote:Surprised you didnt shoot him in the head, TDF.

Don't give me ideas.
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Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
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Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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dontmakemego Wrote:Lmfao, dude, he was probably just trying to make you laugh and you hit him lol.
I can picture that:

you:OOOH, a quarter

pirate: arr thats me money, *thump on the head with plastic sword*

you: MOTHER FUCKER!! *brutal bash to the head*

pirate:aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrouch

announcer: FATALITY

unknown guy: TOASTY!

bob: PWNED!
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Elfy Wrote:Should have got him in an arm lock and said "Sorry, I thought that sword was real" and walked off. Arm locks hurt ^^.

whoa is the chick in your sig you?
that girl makes me all tingly inside.
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What the fuck is that suppose to mean?
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