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The Official Pieman Challenge Thread
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Clean shaven hobo - No such thing.

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Wait, does this mean I stumped you? Also, forgot different reactions to 2g1c.

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11-15-2009 05:30 AM
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MorikoElven Wrote:Wait, does this mean I stumped you? Also, forgot different reactions to 2g1c.

I think you stumped the universe. Is there such a thing as a clean shaven hobo?

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David Hasselhoff looking at his own book.
11-15-2009 10:22 AM
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Just the one I was hoping for, too. Smile Smile Smile Yes Smile
11-15-2009 10:49 AM
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Just the one I was hoping for, too. Smile Smile Smile Yes Smile

Oh were you now?

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a 13 foot ruler

An oblivion parody

a bible thumper

Tennis player getting hit in the balls

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a fat showgirl.

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No such thing.

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Wow, I couldn't even find fat showgirls.

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A talking beefeater.

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"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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random_name Wrote:A talking beefeater.

I win.

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The most incredibly lulzy thing on teh internetz.

-good luck
11-15-2009 12:31 PM
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Lol in the extreme.

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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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IllusoryDeath Wrote:The most incredibly lulzy thing on teh internetz.

-good luck

http://www.zombo.com/

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Pieman Wrote:
IllusoryDeath Wrote:The most incredibly lulzy thing on teh internetz.

-good luck

http://www.zombo.com/

Laugh Amazing.
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A circular square.
The symbol that represents the philosopher's stone.
And alchemical potion.
Four boxes worth of Tylenol.
An ugly man crying.
A pile of hamsters.
A hamster sticking it's tongue out.
A palm tree wearing a skirt.
Stegosaurus.
A brass stegosaurus.
A huge pimple.
Pedobear.
More Pedobear.
Pedobear in a bikini.

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MorikoElven Wrote:A circular square.
The symbol that represents the philosopher's stone.
And alchemical potion.
Four boxes worth of Tylenol.
An ugly man crying.
A pile of hamsters.
A hamster sticking it's tongue out.
A palm tree wearing a skirt.
Stegosaurus.
A brass stegosaurus.
A huge pimple.
Pedobear.
More Pedobear.
Pedobear in a bikini.


You're kidding me....

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MorikoElven Wrote:A circular square.
The symbol that represents the philosopher's stone.
And alchemical potion.
Four boxes worth of Tylenol.
An ugly man crying.
A pile of hamsters.
A hamster sticking it's tongue out.
A palm tree wearing a skirt.
Stegosaurus.
A brass stegosaurus.
A huge pimple.
Pedobear.
More Pedobear.
Pedobear in a bikini.
Really? To make this fair, only three images per post. (NO MULTIPLE POSTS >.<)

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Darn...split my post into groups of threes then? But hey....did I stump you?

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MorikoElven Wrote:Darn...split my post into groups of threes then? But hey....did I stump you?

No, no..just a bit of an overload.

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No ovarload

yeah 3 pictures per post, and don't post one after the other

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Pieman Wrote:
MorikoElven Wrote:Darn...split my post into groups of threes then? But hey....did I stump you?

No, no..just a bit of an overload.

Heh, sorry, I just started typing, spewing random words in my post.

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Something under the bed

a sign that says "Go"

a broken iphone

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Fireflies!

A damn sexy sword.

Kitten, any will do, preferably cute.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
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I picked Loxor.

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Something stolen from XKCD

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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

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random_name Wrote:Something stolen from XKCD

Define XKCD?

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