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RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class

Walk up to someone random and say "I'm sorry for what i did earlier, i have this issue, it was a complete accident" they will ask you what you did and yell "DON'T ASK ME HARD QUESTIONS!"
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I've seen this so many times while lurking. Let's keep this going.

Tips for full annoyance:
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question. If you're called on, answer that question with a longer and somewhat difficult-to-answer related question. If your teacher calls you out if you do this too many times, deny everything. If denial doesn't work, ask them why they think you're doing it and what the psychological implications are.

If you do this well, you can delay classwork by a serious margin.

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When the teacher is not looking, play the song "We want some pussy" by 2 live crew.
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This thread reminds me of the Post-Lockdown, Pre-Drama SS....
Gather some (preferably white) eraser shavings and snort them (NOTE: Your nose may hurt.)
Make a fake joint and start "smoking" it.
If you have a computer during school, browse School Survival during class and if you get in trouble tell the teacher "I was browsing a site that holds the truth about your shitty institution."
Start shouting "ILLUMINATI RUNS SCHOOL OH MY GOD" during class.

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hahahahaha soooo funny these how do u think of them all!BiggrinBiggrinLaughLaughRofl[/YouTube]
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While the teacher is out of the room, go up to the blackboard and call the something extremely racist/sexist/homophobic/anything offensive. When the teacher comes back in, act all normal, and blame the class troublemaker for It.

This actually happened in my 7th grade science class one time, the teacher wasn't happy that someone called him a "ginger cracker faggot" on the blackboard

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Tell the teacher that the lesson triggers you.

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Wear a motorcycle helmet to class, bring a fake contract as well, and when the teacher says to take it off, say "I can't! I have to protect myself from Asteroids!" and when the teacher tells you again, say "Fine, just sign this contract that says if there is any damage caused to me by asteroids, or any damage to me related to you telling me to take off the helmet, you are 100% responsible." The contract has to be very official looking though, so the teacher can believe you.
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If you have a internet browser and aren't connected to the school's wifi, play the song 'Fuck the Police' by NWA or 'Out in the Parking Lot/Cop Killer' by Body Count (or both) and then lock your device. When they tell you to turn it off, tell them you can't because your device is now infected with ransomware.

Or, walk into the principal's office while he is on break, preferably with something that jams cameras annd spray paint the lyrics to 'The Happiest Days of Our Lives' and 'Another Brick in the Wall Part 2' on the walls. If you have the balls, do it again in the restroom.

Make a smoke grenade (look on Parazite or Textfiles for instructions) and toss it into the hall.

Set a quarter on top of a 9-volt battery and, as the bell rings, fling it so the teacher or someone you hate notices. When they pick it up, George Washington will be printed into their skin (found on Textfiles).

Find out the principal's phone and CC numbers, as well as the address to the school. Next, go to a porn site and buy things in his name. Make sure that they deliever it by the time the staff is punching in so that his face will turn red when he gets his porn or toys

If you get in trouble, you didn't hear this from me. And if I get into trouble, I blame the school system.

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ROFL

Call the teacher by their first name. It works!

(me) "Hey, Scott!"

(teacher named Scott) "Ed, did you just call me Scott?"

Sneak onto their computer and find their lesson plan. If they are going to show a YouTube video to the class, replace it one of these links:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlixBtxg7_o (Moonman Notorious KKK)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7-TTWgiYL4 (N.W.A. Fuck Tha Police)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFsyor9iyBs (Ice Cube Black Korea)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiMaOmDtaYI (Dope Die MF Die)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGmbUXqH...redirect=1 (N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton)

Replace the American flag with the Confederate battle flag, the Communist flag, ISIS flag, or the Nazi flag. Obviously in the South, the Confederate battle flag won't work very well. Confederate flag works only stateside.

Replace any pennants of the teacher's favorite sports team with their archrivals (e.g. if your teacher is an Ohio State alumni/fan and had an Ohio State pennant somewhere in the classroom, replace it with a Michigan pennant). Obviously this could work for any sports team.

Disclaimer: Intended as a joke. If any idiot actually does this stuff (and gets caught), then you're the one who deserves the blame.

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Sing patrotic songs outside of the principal's office. When he tells you to stop, call up your local radio station and tell them the school is run by pinkos. Give the number out for the 'Pinko School Complaint Hotline', which is the school's number!

Take pictures of a nasty food, post it to a bulletin board on a poster that reads 'LOCAL SCHOOL FEEDS STUDENTS RAT POISON' with a review of the 'food'.

THIS ONE IS POTENTIALLY ILLEGAL: Take down the flag and then hang up a communist, Nazi, ISIS and Confederate (if in America) flags, then put the normal flag upside-down. Then call the local news station and tell them to get to the Pinko Nazi Terrorist School and give the school address. Make sure the newsvan gets there, point at the flag arrangement and say 'I knew they were Communist, racist terrorist assholes, but I never thought they would try to kill me.' To add to the effect, add the logo of the KKK (again, if you're stateside) in the principal's window and have a cross burning out front (build it out of wood, put it in the ground, pour gasoline on it, and light a match and leave!) and tell the press all about it, too!
Then, you could get the police, radio stations, and everyone else called to the school of white supremacy terrorists and spread the word of it with pictures! Remember, this could be illegal, I don't know. But, if it is, the ones who'll get in trouble are the principal and superintendent for 'corruption of a minor'. Who knows, maybe even people further down the line will get in deep shit!
Not really a prank, though...

When I think of more, I'll tell ya all about it.

UPDATE: Don't hang the Confederate Flag, it has a bad rep from the cocksuckers in the government. Instead hang the KKK flag Smile

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OHOHOH!

First sing the battle hymn of the republic. Then play the washington post. then stars and stripes. Finally finish with the star spangled banner.

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Distribute copies of the School Stopper's Handbook. You can find it at http://parazite.nn.fi/StopSchool.html. Just slip some copies to your friends, have them slip some more copies to their friends, and so forth. Make suure the friends are anti-school and preferabky NOT snitches.

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Now what you need to do is shit into a locker and keep it there all summer and let it stay there until the next year omg that would be bad
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Throw a half-eaten sandwich out of the window.

Bring the wrong books to school.

Repeat everything the teacher says.

Throw paper planes in class. If the teacher tells you to stop and pick them up, say "No!"

Turn everyone's bags inside out.

Talk during a fire drill.

Flirt with the teacher.

Throw a basketball at the PE teacher.

Every time a teacher says something, shout "Lies!!!"
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Destroy the classroom blinds

Yell "Marco" and see if anyone says "Polo"

Walk around the classroom and yell "Pop-corn! Hot pop-corn here!"

Repeat the word "Pablo" until the teacher tells you to stop

Sing Jingle Bells even if it's not Christmas

Call the teacher by her/his first name

Talk about another teacher at your school and get the class to join in

Flip the table

Draw the teacher skiing

Bring Snickers to class and if the teacher tells you to put them away, ask the teacher if she/he wants some

Ask the teacher to marry you
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Randomly shout "THIS IS SO NOT DANK"

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Consensual incest is very common. You know people who have been involved, whether you know it or not.

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Some say "Your sibling should not be your lover." That is not a reason. It begs the question. Many people have many relationships that have more than one aspect. Some women say their sister is their best friend. Why can’t their sister be a wife, too?

Some say “There is a power differential.” This applies least of all to siblings or cousins who are close in age, but even where the power differential exists, it is not a justification for denying this freedom to sex or to marry. There is a power differential in just about any relationship, sometimes an enormous power differential. To question if consent is truly possible in these cases is insulting and demeaning.

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Bring a soccer ball and chant "GOAL" in various different languages

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