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Well..he didn't fail. Laugh

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That's what I call true ROTFL.

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Okay, I know it's disgusting, and I HATE 2girls1cup...

But that essay was beautiful.
In the dictionary, under the definition of LULZ, there should be written, in its entirety, with all marks by the teacher, that essay.

An it Harm None, Do What Ye Will
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Actually, In my opinion, the 2girls 1cup essay deserves a 100%

It was beautifully written. It's hard to tell if it was trolling or not.

I literally lol'd I need to go out of my room so people don't thin I'm insane. Where did you get this stuff?

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CrayolaColours Wrote:Actually, In my opinion, the 2girls 1cup essay deserves a 100%

It was beautifully written. It's hard to tell if it was trolling or not.

I literally lol'd I need to go out of my room so people don't thin I'm insane. Where did you get this stuff?


Google it.

'Funny test answers.'

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http://funnyexamanswers.com/2009/08/10/conkers/
I wanna meet this kid.

http://funnyexamanswers.com/2009/07/30/batmaaaaaan/
Ok then?

http://funnyexamanswers.com/2009/08/10/118/
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http://funnyexamanswers.com/2009/07/30/abstinence/
Kid got sent to the counselor...

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Person#254 Wrote:http://funnyexamanswers.com/2009/08/10/conkers/
I wanna meet this kid.

http://funnyexamanswers.com/2009/07/30/batmaaaaaan/
Ok then?

http://funnyexamanswers.com/2009/08/10/118/
Rawfulmaow

http://funnyexamanswers.com/2009/07/30/abstinence/
Kid got sent to the counselor...

LOLOL

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I can't seem to find a pic of it, but I've seen something like this...

A picture of a girl saying some maths statement
The thing to do was: "Show an example to prove she's wrong"
Answer: She's a woman

Problem, officer?
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Ceiling Cat Wrote:I can't seem to find a pic of it, but I've seen something like this...

A picture of a girl saying some maths statement
The thing to do was: "Show an example to prove she's wrong"
Answer: She's a woman

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(Large pictures in the thread so I'm posting a link).
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Ceiling Cat Wrote:I can't seem to find a pic of it, but I've seen something like this...

A picture of a girl saying some maths statement
The thing to do was: "Show an example to prove she's wrong"
Answer: She's a woman
Even I lol'd.

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CrayolaColours Wrote:
Ceiling Cat Wrote:I can't seem to find a pic of it, but I've seen something like this...

A picture of a girl saying some maths statement
The thing to do was: "Show an example to prove she's wrong"
Answer: She's a woman
Even I lol'd.


I wonder what the teacher thought.

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I wonder if the teacher was a man or a woman. Laugh

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Fuck you, man!
I could have awaken my parents!

I couldn't stop laughing. Win.

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http://www.scribd.com/They-didnt-study/d/5107
I nearly cried reading the second one.

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The following is supposedly an actual question given on the University of
Washington chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls
in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of
the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has
to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

We accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must
be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows
that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving
only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains
why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
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Alucard483 Wrote:The following is supposedly an actual question given on the University of
Washington chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls
in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of
the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has
to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

We accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must
be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows
that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving
only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains
why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
ROFLOL

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
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Alucard483 Wrote:The following is supposedly an actual question given on the University of
Washington chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls
in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of
the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has
to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

We accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must
be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows
that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving
only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains
why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

WIN!!!

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Even I laughed regardless of the jokes being disturbing.

Problem, officer?
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These students have balls of steel.

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Quote:These students have balls of steel.

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Hidden stuff:
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Re: Win homework answers.

Alucard483 Wrote:The following is supposedly an actual question given on the University of
Washington chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following...

Win win win win win.

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02-03-2010 02:52 PM
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Oh my god that is so much win. I lol'd. Hard.

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02-03-2010 04:11 PM
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Alucard483 Wrote:The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows
that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving
only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains
why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
CrayolaColours Wrote:Oh my god that is so much win. I lol'd. Hard.
Inb4 TDF and tissues.

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02-03-2010 04:16 PM
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Rofl

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
02-03-2010 04:17 PM
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That's one awesome teacher for not failing on the first page.

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Rebelnerd Wrote:Human rights are being violated by US law enforcement. This is what the media is here for, you're supposed to be the watchdogs! You're supposed to stand up for the downtrodden, not belittle them as though all their problems amount to nothing more than some angry glares toward parents and sabotaging their computers.
I've seen so much shit done to youth and for some reason, this has made me angrier than I've felt in years. Abuse and oppression happens all over the world. It's a terrible reality of modern society, but we've all accepted that it happens and we're doing what we can to fight it and build a better world.
But this...this mindless, condescending disrespect toward people who have no legal voice with which to defend themselves, this reduction of parents' betrayal into a cheap crack about kids being computer-savvy...it's like watching a surgeon joke about life insurance while his patient bleeds to death on the operating table. The media's job is to protect society from oppression and they've drawn a clear line between the people worth protecting and the people that don't matter. How can they people sleep at night?

You're a journalist. DO. YOUR. FUCKING. JOB.

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(02-09-2012 02:14 PM)Absentinsomniac Wrote:  The only solution is democratic self-paced education where students can excel in what they are good at and work on what their not if necessary, AT THEIR OWN DAMN PACE IN THEIR OWN DAMN WAY.



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02-04-2010 07:16 AM
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You know she was laughing her ass off while she graded it. Hell, I'd give that shit an A.

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02-04-2010 11:01 AM
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