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Our jokes aren't like your jokes
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Our jokes aren't like your jokes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0FULHGwPkw

Seen this advert the other day, I lol'd to the limit.

Also the USB rock-star advert made me lol too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqLPHrCQr2I

I used to be "The circus" as I forgot my login, but then hey-ho I remembered it.
12-14-2009 06:04 AM
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Re: Our jokes aren't like your jokes

That first one is class. The comments also made me laugh Laugh

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12-14-2009 07:05 AM
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Re: Our jokes aren't like your jokes

Win

Hidden stuff:
"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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Re: Our jokes aren't like your jokes

I loled so hard.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
12-14-2009 07:31 AM
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Re: Our jokes aren't like your jokes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddZo9GEAUrg
My favorite one.
12-14-2009 08:05 AM
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Re: Our jokes aren't like your jokes

Laugh Hilarious.
12-15-2009 07:57 AM
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