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CrayolaColours Wrote:Oh, you know what I mean, you can't exactly snipe with either of them, you'd need a different gun for that, but in most cases, that wont be necessary and should just be kept in the place you're staying in.

I think guns should be more O shi- than melee weapons too.

Also, with all the possibilities, I'd be more comfortable with a gun.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

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A must for all zombie outbreaks, get your's at the nearest black market.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

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Whenever I thought about close range weapons for zombies, I would always think TRENCH SPIKE and then I saw it in the zombie survival guide and was like FUCK YEAH!

You could screw some zombies up with this fucker.
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Couldn't you just carry some sharpening stones for your axe/knife/whatever? Zombie fighting would kind of be like combat, So you may be kicking ass and then just sitting around for hours. Then you could sharpen stuff.

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If already at the homemade weapons, why not a sword... no, this stuff is far from outdated.

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If you are doing swords get a katana. all others are fairly useless.
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thought criminal Wrote:If you are doing swords get a katana. all others are fairly useless.

Unless you could wield something like a broadsword.

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Karus Wrote:
thought criminal Wrote:If you are doing swords get a katana. all others are fairly useless.

Unless you could wield something like a broadsword.
Even if you are (which most people aren't) it's still not that great a weapon. Good luck finding a sword of combat quality too. Most of today's swords are just shitty replicas or bad excuses for a sword.
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I'm just not sure something slim would be best for hewing through zombies.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

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A good katana made by a master sword maker and properly sharpened can cut through a 8 inch thick bamboo mat tube in one slice. And that is really hard to cut through so they test them on that.

Then again, Try finding a katana made by a master sword maker and being able to sharpen and care for it in the middle of zombie combat.

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I've got enough knowledge on the stuff to make myself a longsword, and swing it quite lightly(much different than wielding a katana, but as fast if you don't lose the flow).

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monkey Wrote:Then again, Try finding a katana made by a master sword maker and being able to sharpen and care for it in the middle of zombie combat.
Exactly. I'm not against a sword, knife, or what have you, but if you don't have some kind of hit-ova-da-head weapon, then your not gonna live for very long. What if after 50 or so cuts at a time, it gets dull?

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monkey Wrote:Then again, Try finding a katana made by a master sword maker and being able to sharpen and care for it in the middle of zombie combat.
Exactly. I'm not against a sword, knife, or what have you, but if you don't have some kind of hit-ova-da-head weapon, then your not gonna live for very long. What if after 50 or so cuts at a time, it gets dull?

That's where the long range crowbar comes in.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
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Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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CrayolaColours Wrote:
monkey Wrote:Then again, Try finding a katana made by a master sword maker and being able to sharpen and care for it in the middle of zombie combat.
Exactly. I'm not against a sword, knife, or what have you, but if you don't have some kind of hit-ova-da-head weapon, then your not gonna live for very long. What if after 50 or so cuts at a time, it gets dull?

That's where the long range crowbar comes in.
I lol'd. (That's what I meant by hit-ova-da-head weapon. I have know idea why I ghettofied it though.

And TDF, what about when you run out of bullets.

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Haven't you played any games?

Bullets never run out, zombies drop more.

and you NEVER DIE.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

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Rofl Oh yes, I forgot, zombies crap bullets out of there asses just before they die.

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CrayolaColours Wrote:Rofl Oh yes, I forgot, zombies crap bullets out of there asses just before they die.

Isn't it great?

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
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CrayolaColours Wrote:And TDF, what about when you run out of bullets.
On the right side, underneath the G3 icon, there's a frying pan.

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Short weapon is short, and not deadly.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
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Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
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Karus Wrote:Short weapon is short, and not deadly.
Keep on saying that when I've cracked your skull open.

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Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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The Desert Fox Wrote:
Karus Wrote:Short weapon is short, and not deadly.
Keep on saying that when I've cracked your skull open.

Good luck.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
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Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
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Why thank you.

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Faby Wrote:
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Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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Karus Wrote:Short weapon is short, and not deadly.
Long range crowbar FTW

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CrayolaColours Wrote:
Karus Wrote:Short weapon is short, and not deadly.
Long range crowbar FTW

Or a long range spoon.
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Or any of those...

Damn tags, work damn you!

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
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Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
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Karus Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:
Karus Wrote:Short weapon is short, and not deadly.
Long range crowbar FTW

Or a long range spoon.
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http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/forks_and_spoons.png[/img]

Or any of those...
Lol

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Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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Sporks FTW.

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