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HOW 2 BE OMG LIKE A POP STAR
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HOW 2 BE OMG LIKE A POP STAR

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Re: HOW 2 BE OMG LIKE A POP STAR

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www. ... SpOAZraCqQ

That is all.

(u tube vid!)

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
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My guide to be a rapper in 10 easy steps is better.

But still funny nonetheless.

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Never tune your shitty instruments and play the same riff over and over again, and chord whore like the number of decimal places you get when you divide by zero.

Copypasta this in as many pop videos as you can in YouTube
Quote:Fuck you all faggots, pop sucks ass. It means "popular', it's listened to by those who want to fit in. They chord whore like hell, and their singing sucks.

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[Image: 2010-01-21-StandUp.jpg]

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
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^omg wut
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Loxor Wrote:http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.y...SpOAZraCqQ

That is all.

(u tube vid!)

I only lasted 18 seconds...She was too much whore for me to tolerate.

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Exactly...

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
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Loxor Wrote:http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.y...SpOAZraCqQ

That is all.

(u tube vid!)
Meh.

I'm immune. So immune, it's actually starting to get catchy.

Sad.

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CrayolaColours Wrote:
Loxor Wrote:http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.y...SpOAZraCqQ

That is all.

(u tube vid!)
Meh.

I'm immune. So immune, it's actually starting to get catchy.

Sad.

Truly so.

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Loxor Wrote:[Image: 2010-01-21-StandUp.jpg]
Yet another unrelated webcomic, brought to you by Loxor.

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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It's how you become a pop star.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
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Loxor Wrote:It's how you become a pop star.
o rly?

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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Yes, also, how come your latest two posts here are so fucking useless?

Either that or you become a strange vampire, then you'll be a pop star, or Robert Pattingson.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
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Loxor Wrote:Either that or you become a strange vampire, then you'll be a pop star, or Robert Pattingson.
No rapper in there? Psh. I expect to be scared by the possible outcome.

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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Whenever I hear someone at my school singing the lyrics from whatever stupid rap or pop song is popular the current month I just wanna tear my hair out and scream FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


Normally I have to control myself from slamming my head into a wall every time I look at the itunes top 10 list.

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Wingless Wrote:Whenever I hear someone at my school singing the lyrics from whatever stupid rap or pop song is popular the current month I just wanna tear my hair out and scream FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


Normally I have to control myself from slamming my head into a wall every time I look at the itunes top 10 list.
This. Sitting right next to me, singing like a screeching door (like my pretty cool English teacher said), watching MTV in the "computer class"... God, drives me insane.

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Hey, at least they're not watching porn in computer classes(like in my middle school, bleh)

Problem, officer?
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The Desert Fox Wrote:I thought when I downloaded it it was already emulated.
zagix Wrote:I'm stuck to the fagarena because I'm a fag
CrayolaColours Wrote:Woman up, will you? Grow a damn pussy and get over yourselves.
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Ceiling Cat Wrote:Hey, at least they're not watching porn in computer classes(like in my middle school, bleh)
LOLWUTTIE?

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The filter was so lame, they had no problems switching on some hentai on Redtube during the last minutes of the class. Lol.

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Ceiling Cat Wrote:Hey, at least they're not watching porn in computer classes(like in my middle school, bleh)
I wouldn't mind. IMO MTV is WAY worse than normal pr0n.

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Lunatic Wrote:
Ceiling Cat Wrote:Hey, at least they're not watching porn in computer classes(like in my middle school, bleh)
I wouldn't mind. IMO MTV is WAY worse than normal pr0n.
This.
They were watching hentai actually.

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zagix Wrote:I'm stuck to the fagarena because I'm a fag
CrayolaColours Wrote:Woman up, will you? Grow a damn pussy and get over yourselves.
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Ah, look at the comments. (On the video Loxor posted)

Puppets believe that popularity is everything.
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Memento Mori Wrote:Ah, look at the comments. (On the video Loxor posted)

Puppets believe that popularity is everything.
Except this guy, lawl:
Quote:DJ, you blow me up
You break me in
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you do do me
With your big tool
Get your legs up
Get your legs up

No, the party dont end till the skinny bleached ho called Kesha who sings like a screeching cat being poked up the asshole with a red hot needle walks in

CHORUS 2

Big boy, you fill me up
You slap me down
My ass is on da ground
Yeah, you do do me
With my legs up
You got me preg
You forgot the condoms
Yeah, you done me

Aint got a cork in my gash, and got plenty of beer
Aint got no money, im a ho, on da streets all year
Now, the dudes are lining up even tho Im a slag
But we kick em in da nuts less they looking for a shag
Im fallin about - and imma smellin like a skunk, skunk
Boys tryna pump my junk, junk
Gonna lick em if they stink like a punk, punk
Bow, bow - we goin down till they pay us out, out
Or the drugs fuk us up, up
Yeah my panties comin down, down
Gonna shit on The US -

Dont stop, dont let it flop
OMG its cumin out the top
Tonight, Imma not so tight
Its been up there all fukin night
Tick tock, I love that cock
But my parties still dont drop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Its too fukin big dude...

Dont stop, make my ass do a plop
DJ, help me blow my titties up
Tonight, I look a fright
But in the sunlight I see
A Big cock, a big black cock
And my panties done drop
Woah-oh oh oh
Its too fukin big dude....
So much win.
Oh, and this idiot is gold:
Quote:GUYS she is not a whore she is 22 freakin years old so she can do what ever the hell she wants MILEY is the WHORE
Seriously? I don't care who you are, when you have constant sex with more than one person, you're a whore.

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