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Absnt · 01-22-2010 09:07 AM

I think the U.S Government is like a windows machine.

1. It is getting worse the older it gets.
2. It's getting really big and cumbersome.
3. You have no access to anything you wan't.
4. There's always a problem.
5. You can get virus's.

No but seriously. They are writing thousand+ page laws. Who the hell want's to read that many pages just for a damn bill. I could sum that shit up in like 5 pages. I think it's a way of sneaking things in that other people won't find because the bills are so dense.

Look at the bill of rights, and the constitution. You don't see them taking up a thousand pages.

http://www.politico.com/livepulse/1109/ ... pages.html

Maby the U.S should scrap windows and install Linux. Laugh

Loxor · 01-22-2010 09:09 AM

I like how pretty much the only place run by people who would otherwise be retired, is politics.

returnal · 01-22-2010 09:41 AM

Absentinsomniac Wrote:No but seriously. They are writing thousand+ page laws. Who the hell want's to read that many pages just for a damn bill. I could sum that shit up in like 5 pages. I think it's a way of sneaking things in that other people won't find because the bills are so dense.

Look at the bill of rights, and the constitution. You don't see them taking up a thousand pages.

Sorry bro but bills have and always will stay that length.

Absnt · 01-22-2010 10:02 AM

Newtown Wrote:Sorry bro but bills have and always will stay that length.

I guess so.

Edit: Unless we get rid of all the trees!!!! Let's do it! Goingcrazy

LOON_ATTIC · 01-22-2010 10:07 AM

Absentinsomniac Wrote:
Newtown Wrote:Sorry bro but bills have and always will stay that length.

I guess so.

Edit: Unless we get rid of all the trees!!!! Let's do it!

You evil ecosystem-destroying human. I'll send my greenpeace friends to flood your house and burn your car.

I thereafter define "legal bullshit" as the paper documents made from trees that these creatures called "Lawyers" write in, with some sort of ink or computer.
I herein define "Lawyer" as an alien creature that writes the "legal bullshit"
I thereafter define "normal people" as the beings we like to steal money from, and we do not want to read this, YOU
I herein define "eyes" as the white structures with some glass magnifying thing that I forgot how it's called because I dedicate all my life to writing this shit

IF YOU ARE A LAWYER YOU SHOULD CONTINUE READING HEREIN. YOU KNOW, I THINK MY CAPS LOCK KEY BROKE. I DO NOT CARE. SUCKS TO YOUR EYES. THERE IS NO WARRANTY ON THIS, IF THERE'S A VIRUS AND YOU CAN'T READ THIS TEXT I WILL NOT THEREAFTER GIVE YOU MONEY YOU KNOW. IF YOU ARE NOT A LAWYER OR WHOEVER I WANT TO READ THIS YOU SHOULD NOT CONTINUE. YOU ARE WARNED THAT MY PURPOSE IS TO MAKE EVERYTHING, EVERY LAW WRITTEN HERE AS ININTELLIGIBLE AS POSSIBLE. ACTUALLY VERY FLEXIBLE, TOO

Legal crap thereafter, in my own opinion that goes through my head, is always of an extremely long length. Inability to read it might mean that the reader is not a lawyer, or a con artist, the artist of stealing your life and your life, but a human being. It will cause extreme boredom to everyone but lawyers and con artists, the artist of stealing your life and your life, but a human being.

Absnt · 01-22-2010 10:15 AM

Lunatic Wrote:You evil ecosystem-destroying human. I'll send my greenpeace friends to flood your house and burn your car.

Not again! Suspicious

Ceiling Cat · 01-22-2010 10:40 AM

Yay for parody of a 666-page EULA for spyware.

aaaaaaasd · 01-23-2010 01:46 AM

EULAs for everyday objects.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpYC8Xy75To

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