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Hilarious Pro-school "comic book"
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Hilarious Pro-school "comic book"

Just fucking read this. Found the link on cracked.
http://www.teacherscount.org/contest/bra...lowres.pdf

I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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Wow. I don't know whether to laugh my ass off, or cry.

And here I thought it would never sink to such obvious brainwashing.

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Laugh Holy shit! know I know how to save the world!!!! motherfucking office max!
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The comic book is made of pure ridiculousness for just about every page. The only part which shows a lot of merits would the part of the comic book point out every student is unique in several cases which is in page 21.

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They stuffed it so full of propaganda, it nearly suffocated me.

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Well, it was on cracked.com's list of the "6 Hilarious Attempts at Brainwashing Kids with Comic Books."

Check it out, it's a great list. There's even one where Sean Hannity (complete with robot arm) and Gordon Liddy lead an underground resistance against the evil forces of Hillary Clinton and Michael Moore.

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I spent a minute to download a PDF just to see half a book of advertisement, and Marvel heroes betraying the kids that idolized them before.

I need to learn to facepalm with my feet I think.

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Blatant advertising and propaganda is blatant.

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"This is almost as hard as being a teacher!" Was spewed in some shape or form at least five times. I lol'd and cried at the same time. Damn it, I gonna have to put down a -3 for humanity, now that I think about it.

Goodbye hope, it was fun while it lasted.

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Jesus christ, it's bad enough that they used Comic Sans (which isn't suitable for anything, much less comics), but at its core it's a disgusting advertising plot and tepid propaganda.

woah dude
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Laugh

This is excellent.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
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I lol'd... And facepalmed.

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That was rather odd.Is that why disney bought marvel.It gives me a sensation of laughter and face palm.

Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.
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mrdude300 Wrote:Is that why disney bought marvel.
Well, it wouldn't surprise me if it was the reason.

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Once again, fuck all labels and publishers.

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I only read it... not even half-way before I just closed it. Wtf I was close to trying to slap it in the face (bad for my laptop, I'm pretty strong) for being so stupid. Rolleyes

I'm getting so sick of how to whole entire world seems to just love the entire public school system. The only people I know who seem to not be hypnotized by their brainwashing are me, you guys, and my mother, who suffered extremily in school and decided to "home school" me. (Although when I was around eleven it was more like unschooling when I got a computer. Finally, she left me alone!)

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WHAT IS THIS?
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Ceiling Cat Wrote:Once again, fuck all labels and publishers.
Fucking THIS.

This is just fucking ridiculous Laugh Noo
The biggest amount of bullshit I've seen in a long time.

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Well I will point out that some teachers really do think that way. It's disgusting, but true. You can thank the teachers unions for that.
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And God bless OfficeMax.

I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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That's really the part that made me laugh the most Laugh
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"Gaze upon my radiant beauty-and DESPAIR!"

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A facepalm reaction wouldn't be enough, so...
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Quote:Super Heros

Nice spelling fail for a teacher, thar.

Also,

"every student is individual, and so is every teacher.."
"THAT'S WHY WE HAVE SO MANY SUPPLIES FOR EVERY STUDENT'S DEMANDS"

Because individuality is all about what pens and paper you use.


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The theme of the replies seems to be Facepalm! Laugh

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THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

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RAAAAAAAAEG

On a more comprehensible note, do they honestly have their heads so far up their asses that they're past the point of knowing shit when they see it?

I mean really.

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MaggieStrange Wrote:THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

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RAAAAAAAAEG
Win.

I don't know... someone would have to be completely stupid to fall for that.

What's that you say? Everyone fell for it? *an heroes*

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Spider man needs to go be an hero
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That's not Spider Man, it's a goddamn impostor. Peter Parker always got picked on in school and there's no way he'd turn traitor like that.

Fantastic 4, well, they've always been somewhat retarded.

I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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