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An essay I found that I wrote for school long ago...
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An essay I found that I wrote for school long ago...

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RIP GORE GOROTH

He was an hero. He will always be remembered.
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oh my god this is fucking epic

you win
03-07-2010 07:46 AM
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I thought this had already been posted somewhere?

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
03-07-2010 08:02 AM
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That wasn't you. It's too much win to be anything anyone I know did.

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I assumed anyone that read this would know that I was just kidding.

Anyway, the essay is mother fucking win on a stick.

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03-07-2010 08:13 AM
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Michio Wrote:I assumed anyone that read this would know that I was just kidding.
Like I said, too much win for you. Laugh

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Old but still win.

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Wow, he still passed.
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The first time I read that was at 5:00am and I laughed for like an hour.

Awesome.

I do things like this from time to time, although I'm not as bold as that.
I wish I had the balls to do that shit.

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Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh I love the works cited page! That is just clever. I wish I had the guts.

But to be honest, I kinda like the story of Oedipus Rex. Embarrassed *is shot*
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Nothing wrong with liking literature.

I thought there was another one of these?

FIND IT NAOW!

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Is anyone here a bad enough dude to list tubgirl.ca in their citations?
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I like how whoever wrote this sill got a passing grade on it. Awesomeness, I would defiantly put this up on my refrigerator and be damn proud of it.

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I love how the teacher somehow seems like s/he thought it was a serious attempt.

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Freedom of choices made for you my friend,
Freedom of speech is words that they will bend,
Freedom... with their exception.
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lololol
The teacher did not correct the spelling of The Beatles.
-1 for the word "gay"???

I would love it if someone actually turned this in.

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Die lewe is goed.
Het leven is goed.

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Cosbydaf Wrote:Is anyone here a bad enough dude to list tubgirl.ca in their citations?
If only.

That's some badassery right thar.

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