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Re: Masturbation Achievements

Doesn't image stretch for me. Your internet fails.
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Image
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Nice try buddy. Merely writing "Image" will not fool me. MY WINGS ARE LIKE A SHIELD OF STEEL.
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You quoted me but didn't post, didn't you?
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wat
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BaronVonStrangle Wrote:wat

Hidden stuff:
(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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I am really getting pissed with you guys.
05-31-2010 08:51 PM
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The Desert Fox Wrote:
BaronVonStrangle Wrote:wat

Hidden stuff:
(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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lol

Kid discovers SS --) kid finds out that there are other people like him --) kid discovers forums --) kid only sees srs forums --) kids day gets even better --) kid joins forums --) kid discovers non srs forums --) happiness crushed
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Such is life.

Let go of all desire for the common good, and the good becomes common as grass.

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Disaster lurks within good fortune;
Who can say how things will end?
Perhaps there is no end.
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In Moscow.
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IN COMMUNIST MOSCOW, HAPPINESS CRUSH YOU!

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BaronVonStrangle Wrote:lol

Kid discovers SS --) kid finds out that there are other people like him --) kid discovers forums --) kid only sees srs forums --) kids day gets even better --) kid joins forums --) kid discovers non srs forums --) kid awesomefaces
Fix'd.

Problem, officer?
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TrueAnarchist Wrote:and to think, i could be yiffing a hot vixen right about now
CrayolaColours Wrote:He just admitted today that he spent two hours...errr... shaking hands with the Bishop afterwards.
The Desert Fox Wrote:I thought when I downloaded it it was already emulated.
zagix Wrote:I'm stuck to the fagarena because I'm a fag
CrayolaColours Wrote:Woman up, will you? Grow a damn pussy and get over yourselves.
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BaronVonStrangle Wrote:lol

Kid discovers SS --) kid finds out that there are other people like him --) kid discovers forums --) kid only sees srs forums --) kids day gets even better --) kid joins forums --) kid discovers non srs forums --) happiness crushed
http://instantheavy.totalh.com/ohitissadday.html

Hidden stuff:
(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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05-31-2010 11:16 PM
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Even Ceiling Cat is joining in on the whoring!

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Behind Seven Proxies
Ambidexterous
Anger Management
Anti-Depressant
Backstabber
Behind Enemy Lines
Big Belly, Big Lovin
Biodegradable
Boogie Man
Buckets
Careless
Complete Control
Company Ink
Corruption
Dirty Harry
Duracell
Early Bird
Endurance Fap
Friction Burn
Hard At Work
Holding The Line
I Buy It For The Articles
Imagination Mode
Iron Man
Keeps The Doctor Away
Killstreak
Kodak Moment
Long shot
Manfap
Messmaker
Mount Vesuvius
Multi Shot
Music To My Ears
No Fear
No Hands
Quickshot
Rageeee
Rebound
Royal Flush
Seppuku
Sick Fuck
Stealth
Balls Of Steel
Tastes Like Chicken
Technology
This Is So Wrong
Trap Fap
Two Birds, One Stone
V For Vendetta
Wet Willy
Work With What Ya Got


Maybe I should go for the full lot LOL.

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Elfy Wrote:Maybe I should go for the full lot LOL.
Actually, I plan to.

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AWOL Wrote:Even Ceiling Cat is joining in on the whoring!
Not really.

Hidden stuff:
(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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My sleep deprivation is giving me urges to fulfill more of these.
06-01-2010 02:33 PM
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Sleep deprivation is making me not want to fulfill more of these.

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Sleep deprivation is making me paranoid.
06-01-2010 08:07 PM
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In about an hour you should start having realistic hallucinations. Since this should be your first time of having insomnia-induced hallucinations, you're going to start freaking the fuck out. Get some sleep.

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I'm still the only one with the Altitude achievement. Fu

"I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor says "I'm terribly depressed". Doctor says "I know just what you should do. Poliacci the clown is in town, go see him, you'll be cheered right up." The man bursts into tears. "But Doctor, I am Poliacci." Funny joke. Roll on snare drum. Everyone laugh."

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AWOL Wrote:
Elfy Wrote:Maybe I should go for the full lot LOL.
Actually, I plan to.
Even doggy style, I don't give a fuck, and family shot?

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Is there a female version of this? We could put it up...
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Behind 7 Proxies
Ambidextrous
Company Ink
Corruption
Dodged It
Duracell
Endurance Fap
Holding the Line
Hot Fire
Imagination Mode
In Recent News
Iron Man
Killstreak
Multi Shot
No Fear
No Hands
Rebound
Shifty Shot
So Ronery
Technology
V for Vendetta

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John Tuttle Wrote:
AWOL Wrote:
Elfy Wrote:Maybe I should go for the full lot LOL.
Actually, I plan to.
Even doggy style, I don't give a fuck, and family shot?
Yes, even those.

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