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ABCs of anti-school

Sorry if this is in the wrong place, please move it if it is.
This is a series of posts, that I cannot find words to describe, so I will just start. Anyone who hates school can figure out what this is. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERs will not be appreciated, endorsed, or glorified.

A is for Assholes, which we are pent up with.
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B is for bitchy teachers, which we have to deal with.
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C IS FOR C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER which nonetheless must be done.
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Jack Wrote:C IS FOR C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER which nonetheless must be done.


*Sigh* Fine, next person can either redo C or move on to D.
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D is for Dildos, which the whores at my school have a habit of leaving around the place.

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AWOL Wrote:D is for Dildos, which the whores at my school have a habit of leaving around the place.


...You are fucking kidding me, right?...
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E is for Extortion, which is what teachers do to cell phones and other electronics.

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F is for failure which parents think is your fate without school

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G is for God, who is all too commonly pushed in schools.
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AWOL Wrote:D is for Dildos, which the whores at my school have a habit of leaving around the place.


...You are fucking kidding me, right?...

I've seen one or two.

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H is for Holocaust. Which the schools are quickly denying.

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I is for insubordination, a term used incorrectly by the officials.

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J is for Jurisdiction. Which the schools claim they have. But don't.

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Dear Tumblrites: Despite your wrongly self-diagnosed PTSD, no line of scientific evidence suggests people can be triggered over the internet. Triggering works through the senses (i.e. smell, taste, touch, vision, hearing.) but it goes through real time; if you're not experiencing it in real life as it's ACTUALLY HAPPENING in your ACTUAL life, you CANNOT be triggered. The only exception to this is if you have a seizure, but then again, that's triggered by epilepsy (i.e. rapidly-changing flashing lights) NOT PTSD. Remembering a bad incident is NOT the same thing as having a flashback. When you remember, you think; when you flashback, you feel.

#HashTagsAreForIdiots

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Max Stirnir Wrote:"In the time of spirits thoughts grew till they overtopped my head, whose offspring they yet were; they hovered about me and convulsed me like fever-phantasies -- an awful power. The thoughts had become corporeal on their own account, were ghosts, e. g. God, Emperor, Pope, Fatherland, etc. If I destroy their corporeity, then I take them back into mine, and say: "I alone am corporeal." And now I take the world as what it is to me, as mine, as my property; I refer all to myself." The Ego and Its Own, pg. 15
Charles Manson Wrote:“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself”
HeartofShadows Wrote:"Life is nothing more than a druggie trying to get their quick fix of happiness while dealing with the harsh withdrawal of reality"
Osip Mandelstam Wrote:"I divide all of world literature into authorized and unauthorized works. The former are all trash; the latter--stolen air. I want to spit in the face of every writer who first obtains permission and then writes." The Fourth Prose, 1930.
Lukas Foss Wrote:That is why the analogy of stealing does not work. With a thief, we want to know how much money he stole, and from whom. With the artist it is not how much he took and from whom, but what he did with it.
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K is for Kill'emall, which I'd all too gladly do.

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L is for lynching, which those who enforce school deserve.

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M is for Math, which is shoved down our throats relentlessly.

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N is for narrow-minded, which most teachers are.

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O is for Overachievers, a word synonymous with "kiss-ass".

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P is for parents who force us to go to school every day.

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Q is for quizzes, which are demoralizing.

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R is for Rebel, which the administration burns at the stake.

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S is for slavery, as in "do my lab reports for me you fucking nerd, and in return we won't kill you tomorrow."

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T is for teachers, who enforce the rules and force the students to stay under control.

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U is for uniforms, just another way to make us hive members.

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V is for Vendetta violence, which the students are inevitably driven to after being imprisoned for so long.

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W is for Whores, which there are alot of in school.

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X is for...shit, um, x-rays I guess? Because they're sort of like metal detectors and some schools have metal detectors now?

Fuck it. Feel free to retry if you can think of anything that starts with goddamn X.

I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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Ummm.... fuck. Do phail puns count?
X is for Xpelled, a punishment that I consider an honour.

Can anyone else do better?

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Y is for 'ya mom', which is the only comeback the average brainwashed teen can make.

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Z is for Zero Tolerance, which is one of the most fucked up ideas ever.

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That was beautiful. Want to start again or call it quits?
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