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I'm 18 and I never had anal sex before, so I really wanted to try it. But my girlfriend never wanted to do anal sex, she had a bad experience with an ex-boyfriend. So I told her she should try it with me, and that she shouldn't worry about it 'cause we'd use plenty of lube. She agreed but told me she didn't want to do it that night.
A week later, her parents were going out of town, so we had her place for ourselves. After she took a bath, we were enjoying our evening. Dinner, candles, movie and snuggling on the couch. I really did my best making it special for her. We went through 4 bottles of red wine. And after we walked her dog we got back home, sat on the couch and we started fooling around. After some steamy kissing and taking each others clothes off, she turned over on the couch, bending over for me to take her doggy. We started fucking but I really did not know how to bring up the anal thing and I was too drunk to come up with something clever or sweet, so I just gently put my thumb in her asshole. She was startled and mumbled something about lube so I got the bottle of lube and used a lot of it. It got on the couch, but we really didn't care.
So I gently start fucking her in the ass, and it was amazing! It was so fucking tight. She was getting into it too, and I think she even liked it very much. She was moaning and calling my name, when her parents car parked up the driveway. We saw the lights through the window.
I stopped and pulled out, jumped off the couch and put a shirt and my pants on without my underwear.
She stopped, jumped up and shat all over the couch! The white couch.. She looked at me with a 'oh shit we're fucked-face' and ran to the bathroom. I grabbed all our clothes and threw them in after her.
So her parents walk in, me in a t-shirt, jeans, and with a huge erection looking with big eyes at the white and shit-covered couch. Their daughter was in the bathroom, door closed and crying. Her parents screamed at me, asking why their daughter was crying and why the couch was covered in shit. I was numbed by the whole experience and I really couldn't say anything. As soon as her father grabbed my by the shirt I said, without thinking: "I was giving your daughter a massage on the couch. And we used some massage-oil.. We were in the kitchen, and the dog got on the couch and must've thought the bottle of massage oil was a toy. When we got back out of the kitchen he had it in his mouth and was spraying it all over the couch. I got real mad and shouted at him. He must've been real scared, cause he shat all over the couch." Her dad took the dog in the backyard and killed the dog with his hunting rifle.
So like I was saying. My girlfriend just broke up with me.. and I don't think it's my fault. What steps should I take to get her back?
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I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins. The quickest way to kill a revolution is to wait for it.
Ohh haha I cried until I realized it was fake..you had me for a sec mate!
Even funnier because I was actually going to help you then! If that was real though that would've sucked big time... :\
(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote: Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
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Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.
Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
Hanny Wrote:I knew this was fake before I clicked the topic. Mystery could never get a girlfriend with that fashion sense.
I like Mystery's fashion sense. Oh, and I'm sorry, I believe you must have a boy/girlfriend for posting such, hm? No? Of course not. You couldn't score with your own bed with THAT avatar...
Hidden stuff:
TRIGGER WARNING: THIS TRIGGER WARNING CONTAINS TRIGGER WARNINGS!
Dear Tumblrites:Despite your wrongly self-diagnosedPTSD, no line ofscientific evidencesuggests people can be triggered over theinternet. Triggering works through thesenses(i.e. smell, taste, touch, vision, hearing.) but it goes throughreal time; if you're not experiencing it in real life as it'sACTUALLY HAPPENINGin yourACTUALlife, youCANNOTbe triggered. The only exception to this is if you have aseizure, but then again, that's triggered byepilepsy(i.e. rapidly-changing flashing lights)NOT PTSD. Remembering a bad incident is NOT the same thing as having aflashback. When you remember, youthink; when youflashback,youfeel.
#HashTagsAreForIdiots
Max Stirnir Wrote:"In the time of spirits thoughts grew till they overtopped my head, whose offspring they yet were; they hovered about me and convulsed me like fever-phantasies -- an awful power. The thoughts had become corporeal on their own account, were ghosts, e. g. God, Emperor, Pope, Fatherland, etc. If I destroy their corporeity, then I take them back into mine, and say: "I alone am corporeal." And now I take the world as what it is to me, as mine, as my property; I refer all to myself."The Ego and Its Own, pg. 15
Charles Manson Wrote:“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself”
HeartofShadows Wrote:"Life is nothing more than a druggie trying to get their quick fix of happiness while dealing with the harsh withdrawal of reality"
Osip Mandelstam Wrote:"I divide all of world literature into authorized and unauthorized works. The former are all trash; the latter--stolen air. I want to spit in the face of every writer who first obtains permission and then writes."The Fourth Prose, 1930.
Lukas Foss Wrote:That is why the analogy of stealing does not work. With a thief, we want to know how much money he stole, and from whom. With the artist it is not how much he took and from whom, but what he did with it.
CrayolaColours Wrote:And I'm sure you could find many a drag queen with yours.
I prefer Emos. The lack of sex proposes a level of intimacy unbecoming of that of sexual interest relationships.
Hidden stuff:
TRIGGER WARNING: THIS TRIGGER WARNING CONTAINS TRIGGER WARNINGS!
Dear Tumblrites:Despite your wrongly self-diagnosedPTSD, no line ofscientific evidencesuggests people can be triggered over theinternet. Triggering works through thesenses(i.e. smell, taste, touch, vision, hearing.) but it goes throughreal time; if you're not experiencing it in real life as it'sACTUALLY HAPPENINGin yourACTUALlife, youCANNOTbe triggered. The only exception to this is if you have aseizure, but then again, that's triggered byepilepsy(i.e. rapidly-changing flashing lights)NOT PTSD. Remembering a bad incident is NOT the same thing as having aflashback. When you remember, youthink; when youflashback,youfeel.
#HashTagsAreForIdiots
Max Stirnir Wrote:"In the time of spirits thoughts grew till they overtopped my head, whose offspring they yet were; they hovered about me and convulsed me like fever-phantasies -- an awful power. The thoughts had become corporeal on their own account, were ghosts, e. g. God, Emperor, Pope, Fatherland, etc. If I destroy their corporeity, then I take them back into mine, and say: "I alone am corporeal." And now I take the world as what it is to me, as mine, as my property; I refer all to myself."The Ego and Its Own, pg. 15
Charles Manson Wrote:“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself”
HeartofShadows Wrote:"Life is nothing more than a druggie trying to get their quick fix of happiness while dealing with the harsh withdrawal of reality"
Osip Mandelstam Wrote:"I divide all of world literature into authorized and unauthorized works. The former are all trash; the latter--stolen air. I want to spit in the face of every writer who first obtains permission and then writes."The Fourth Prose, 1930.
Lukas Foss Wrote:That is why the analogy of stealing does not work. With a thief, we want to know how much money he stole, and from whom. With the artist it is not how much he took and from whom, but what he did with it.
Huh, we have something in common then... though I just like the hair...
I want the full-fledged, The hair, the poetry, the suicidal thoughts, piercings, body art...its all very interesting!
Hidden stuff:
TRIGGER WARNING: THIS TRIGGER WARNING CONTAINS TRIGGER WARNINGS!
Dear Tumblrites:Despite your wrongly self-diagnosedPTSD, no line ofscientific evidencesuggests people can be triggered over theinternet. Triggering works through thesenses(i.e. smell, taste, touch, vision, hearing.) but it goes throughreal time; if you're not experiencing it in real life as it'sACTUALLY HAPPENINGin yourACTUALlife, youCANNOTbe triggered. The only exception to this is if you have aseizure, but then again, that's triggered byepilepsy(i.e. rapidly-changing flashing lights)NOT PTSD. Remembering a bad incident is NOT the same thing as having aflashback. When you remember, youthink; when youflashback,youfeel.
#HashTagsAreForIdiots
Max Stirnir Wrote:"In the time of spirits thoughts grew till they overtopped my head, whose offspring they yet were; they hovered about me and convulsed me like fever-phantasies -- an awful power. The thoughts had become corporeal on their own account, were ghosts, e. g. God, Emperor, Pope, Fatherland, etc. If I destroy their corporeity, then I take them back into mine, and say: "I alone am corporeal." And now I take the world as what it is to me, as mine, as my property; I refer all to myself."The Ego and Its Own, pg. 15
Charles Manson Wrote:“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself”
HeartofShadows Wrote:"Life is nothing more than a druggie trying to get their quick fix of happiness while dealing with the harsh withdrawal of reality"
Osip Mandelstam Wrote:"I divide all of world literature into authorized and unauthorized works. The former are all trash; the latter--stolen air. I want to spit in the face of every writer who first obtains permission and then writes."The Fourth Prose, 1930.
Lukas Foss Wrote:That is why the analogy of stealing does not work. With a thief, we want to know how much money he stole, and from whom. With the artist it is not how much he took and from whom, but what he did with it.
Hanny Wrote:I knew this was fake before I clicked the topic. Mystery could never get a girlfriend with that fashion sense.
I like Mystery's fashion sense. Oh, and I'm sorry, I believe you must have a boy/girlfriend for posting such, hm? No? Of course not. You couldn't score with your own bed with THAT avatar...
My avatar sends all the ladies flying towards me, you know.
Not Colin, as all Colins are bleating fools Wrote:
TrueAnarchist Wrote:
Hanny Wrote:I knew this was fake before I clicked the topic. Mystery could never get a girlfriend with that fashion sense.
I like Mystery's fashion sense. Oh, and I'm sorry, I believe you must have a boy/girlfriend for posting such, hm? No? Of course not. You couldn't score with your own bed with THAT avatar...
My avatar sends all the ladies flying towards me, you know.
That is one sexy hoers ya got thar.
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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote: Our Army is more professional than Amerika.
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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