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The Desert Fox
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How do I make a move on my MP5...
...without getting shot in the face?
She has at least twice my metal content. Fucking hot ass submachinegun (to me at least), she's prolly a 7/10, but has a hot accent when she fires. Easily old enough to be me as an infant. She comes to me for shooting sometimes, 'cause she knows I know how to put the shots on target.
I'm going to find out if she likes it down the barrel.
If she does, what do?
If she doesn't, what do?
Also, she has some upgrades, they're pretty important though, they give the shots more accuracy and range (this makes me think she's at the top of her possible performance, or is just trying to impress me).
Even if she has some other upgrades, it shouldn't make a difference, I doubt her (likely) shaky handed, inaccurate shooters down at the store with no spare magazines can satisfy her needs.
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Re: How do I make a move on my MP5...
" I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. " ~From the television show The Wonder Years
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Re: How do I make a move on my MP5...
Didn't you call her Miranda, too?
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Re: How do I make a move on my MP5...
CrayolaColours Wrote:Didn't you call her Miranda, too?
SOMEONE IS FEELING JEALOUS
Problem, officer?
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CrayolaColours Wrote:Didn't you call her Miranda, too?
Obviously he called it Amber.
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I TELL THEM I AM THEIR MOMMY NOW
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Ceiling Cat Wrote:CrayolaColours Wrote:Didn't you call her Miranda, too?
SOMEONE IS FEELING JEALOUS
NO I'M NOT
Zherneboh Wrote:CrayolaColours Wrote:Didn't you call her Miranda, too?
Obviously he called it Amber.
lol
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Re: How do I make a move on my MP5...
The Desert Fox Wrote:...without getting shot in the face?
She has at least twice my metal content. Fucking hot ass submachinegun (to me at least), she's prolly a 7/10, but has a hot accent when she fires. Easily old enough to be me as an infant. She comes to me for shooting sometimes, 'cause she knows I know how to put the shots on target.
I'm going to find out if she likes it down the barrel.
If she does, what do?
If she doesn't, what do?
Also, she has some upgrades, they're pretty important though, they give the shots more accuracy and range (this makes me think she's at the top of her possible performance, or is just trying to impress me).
Even if she has some other upgrades, it shouldn't make a difference, I doubt her (likely) shaky handed, inaccurate shooters down at the store with no spare magazines can satisfy her needs.
You should bring her to a date at a shooting range, then when she gets a bit more "loose" after firing a lot of rounds, put your own type of load in her.
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Linki Wrote:You should bring her to a date at a shooting range, then when she gets a bit more "loose" after firing a lot of rounds, put your own type of load in her.
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Linki Wrote:You should bring her to a date at a shooting range, then when she gets a bit more "loose" after firing a lot of rounds, put your own type of load in her.
I lol'd heartily.
Zherneboh Wrote:CrayolaColours Wrote:Didn't you call her Miranda, too?
Obviously he called it Amber.
lolno
Pieman Wrote:Does it have a name too? 
Her name is Suzy.
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Re: How do I make a move on my MP5...
stick ur dick down the barrel
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Re: How do I make a move on my MP5...
Remember about safe sex, use a silencer and make sure to load blanks.
Problem, officer?
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BobManPerson Wrote:stick ur dick down the barrel
Oh yeah, because it's totally not like I hinted at that.
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XplodingNoggin Wrote:Name it Annabelle.
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Annabelle
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