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A health problem of mine

My penis is swollen!!! It never is this size, and it is slightly reddish colored from blood. I don't remember hurting it. Is this a serious medical condition? I'm sure you smart dropouts can clarify this for me.
05-06-2010 08:22 AM
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Re: A health problem of mine

I've been having the same thing too. Sometimes it'll swell to the point it's twice as long as it normally is, and it'll get hard and red.
05-06-2010 08:42 AM
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Take 10cc of this video and an ice bath immediately, then consult a physician.
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Re: A health problem of mine

I'm sure common sense would tell you that anything involving your penis swelling up and hurting while growing red would tell you too go to a doctor.

Unless your one of those natural selection cases then I suggest you try and play superman off of a 3 story house roof.
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Re: A health problem of mine

When it's red and swollen, does it exceed it's normal length of 2in?
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Hanny Wrote:When it's red and swollen, does it exceed it's normal length of 2in?
And since when are you of all people interested in a penis?
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Re: A health problem of mine

Read what I said.
xD
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05-07-2010 02:24 AM
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YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
05-07-2010 02:31 AM
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Congratulations, sir, you either have a hardon or an infection. Potentially inflammation due to MASTURBATING VIGOROUSLY.
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AWOL Wrote:MASTURBATING VIGOROUSLY.

I did it 6 times one day.
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I'll give you an examination if you wish
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Re: A health problem of mine

Am I the only one that gets the joke and realises that he just means he got an erection? Or am I incorrect
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psychopath Wrote:Am I the only one that gets the joke and realises that he just means he got an erection? Or am I incorrect
This.

But I did consider the possibility that he was fapping to hard, to much and it got inflamed, then I just decided he meant an erection.
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Everybody got the joke.

We just like dissing him.
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Absentinsomniac Wrote:
psychopath Wrote:Am I the only one that gets the joke and realises that he just means he got an erection? Or am I incorrect
This.

But I did consider the possibility that he was fapping to hard, to much and it got inflamed, then I just decided he meant an erection.
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Re: A health problem of mine

Since when do you have a dick? You're female last we checked.

Oh, that's right, there's hermaphrodites. Otherwise known as real life futanari... Kinda.
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Futanari... *shudders*.

Anyway, everyone got the joke, we just played along. Which some people here are really bad at doing.
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Re: A health problem of mine

FUNTARI OH GOD THE HORROR
05-10-2010 06:53 AM
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XplodingNoggin Wrote:FUNTARI OH GOD THE HORROR

Postwhore alert. >.>
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