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In Soviet Russia...

The name of the game pretty much reflects the purpose. It's simple. After "In Soviet Russia," you put the first thing that comes to mind in the usual format. For example, "In Soviet Russia, Batman kills YOU."

Got it? Goodie fucking goodie. LET US START.

In Soviet Russia, women hit YOU.

*Tentaclerape*
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Rebelnerd Wrote:Avatar was an inside job.
For $9.11 I'll give you an inside job.
Raikuron Wrote:Okay. I fail. DISREGARD THAT EVERYONE, I SUCK COCKS!
BaronVonStrangle Wrote:fox you should take everything mystery says with a pinch of salt

and by pinch of salt i actually mean you need to build a fucking salt processing plant so you have enough salt to dispell the bullshit
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In Soviet Russia, whore pays YOU

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In Soviet Russia, TA is right.

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
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krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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In Soviet Russia, Pikachu chooses YOU.
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In Soviet Russia, Fagix trolled by YOU!!

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In Soviet Russia, house builds YOU

ok that sucked

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In Soviet Russia, loli rapes YOU!

Problem, officer?
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In Soviet Russia, "Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" answers YOU.
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In Soviet Russia, the psychological reasoning and undertones behind the "In Soviet Russia" meme are interested in YOU!

Let go of all desire for the common good, and the good becomes common as grass.

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Disaster lurks within good fortune;
Who can say how things will end?
Perhaps there is no end.
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In Soviet Russia, Face punches YOU
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In Soviet Russia, peelz take YOU.

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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In Soviet Russia, cow milks you

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in soviet russian computers use YOU

democracy died when compulsory schooling was born.

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In soviet Russia sheet music read to YOU!!

Classicfag musicians should get this...

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In Soviet Russia, teeth bite YOU.

*Tentaclerape*
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Rebelnerd Wrote:Avatar was an inside job.
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Raikuron Wrote:Okay. I fail. DISREGARD THAT EVERYONE, I SUCK COCKS!
BaronVonStrangle Wrote:fox you should take everything mystery says with a pinch of salt

and by pinch of salt i actually mean you need to build a fucking salt processing plant so you have enough salt to dispell the bullshit
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In Soviet Russsia, School listens to YOU
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In soviet russia rich tax you! Wait. No that doesn't work.

Had to move on. Account is dead.
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In Soviet Russia, rich taxed by YOU!!

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In Soviet Russia, Windows Blue Screen Of Death's YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, piano plays YOU!!

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In soviet Russia, it's dark.

(am I doin it right?)

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Absentinsomniac Wrote:In soviet Russia, it's dark.

(am I doin it right?)
I dunno lol

Don't think so, it's kind of a different joke...

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In Soviet Russia, Duelix dwells YOU.

What a nightmarish thought.

*Tentaclerape*
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Rebelnerd Wrote:Avatar was an inside job.
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Raikuron Wrote:Okay. I fail. DISREGARD THAT EVERYONE, I SUCK COCKS!
BaronVonStrangle Wrote:fox you should take everything mystery says with a pinch of salt

and by pinch of salt i actually mean you need to build a fucking salt processing plant so you have enough salt to dispell the bullshit
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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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In Soviet Russia, Crayola drools over you.

Problem, officer?
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CrayolaColours Wrote:Woman up, will you? Grow a damn pussy and get over yourselves.
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In Soviet Russia, Duelix is trolled by YOU
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In the West, you may exercise freedom of speech. In Soviet Russia, Freedom of Speech exercises YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, Taylor interrupts Kanye!

In Soviet Russia, God created Humans!

In Soviet Russia, YOU spy on Government!

Mine don't follow the typical "ends with YOU" format... but it's way to difficult to make those ones...

An it Harm None, Do What Ye Will
An it Harm, Do Only What Ye Must


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Carla Franklin may be a whore. She may be a wonderful, kind, moral woman. Seeing as I don't know her personally, I cannot know for sure. However, I find her actions (suing Google, requesting the personal info of her critics, getting angry over random internet idiocy that she should ignore and be bigger than, trying to get this site in trouble because of a few users' commentary on the situation, etc.) pretty ridiculous and unwarranted. If she didn't want people to to be talking about/judging her, well 1. that's impossible, she's a human, and 2. she shouldn't have been a model or agreed to be on film. AND 3. she DEFINITELY shouldn't have sued Google and made all this fuss over a few random idiots whom she probably won't ever know expressing their opinion. Mmkay? MMKAY.
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In Soviet Russia, the Tentacle Chair is raped by YOU
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In Soviet Russia, underwears YOU!

"I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor says "I'm terribly depressed". Doctor says "I know just what you should do. Poliacci the clown is in town, go see him, you'll be cheered right up." The man bursts into tears. "But Doctor, I am Poliacci." Funny joke. Roll on snare drum. Everyone laugh."

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