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So this guy walks into a bar....
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So this guy walks into a bar....

OUCH.....that had to hurt.....Soooooo...its always interesting joining a new forum, especially one that holds your interest....im a Junior in MI, USA......i like shooting things, blowing stuff up, computers, books, my evil dwarf hamsters and pretty much any combo there of, well...unless your talking about shooting or blowing up my hamsters....thats just unacceptable...i was told i should post here.....so here it is Razz

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Hey thar, leave your sanity by the door and get fitted for a straitjacket, I think you'll like it here.

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05-29-2010 01:51 AM
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Hai der! I'm Moriko, the otaku/lesbian/TentacleChair creator. And I like hamsters! I had one, his/her (Long story.) was named Bijou/Bijuu (Long story again.) also known as Hermaphroham.

*SPARKLING* *DOUCHEBUCKETS.*
05-29-2010 08:24 AM
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A.B.W.A.G Wrote:i like shooting things, blowing stuff up, computers, books
I have a feeling that you, me, and Rebelnerd will get along just fine.

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
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Bet you guys 10 cookies that he left.

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I bet 20 DVD-R disks. Uhoh
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Just DVD-R? No CD-Rs? Movie pirate, eh.

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Actually, I just picked them because they have the most space. Only being able to be used for movies is easily negated by burning .ISO files to them.
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Yes, but CD-R works much better for that.

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In that case, I bet 20 high quality CD-R disks.
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Deal done. If he isn't back within 5 days, you get 20 high quality CD-Rs.

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Quote:.i like shooting things, blowing stuff up, computers, books, my evil dwarf hamsters and pretty much any combo there of

You're going to fit right in. *tosses molotov cocktail at A.B.W.A.G and runs*

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He better not come back before 5 days have passed.

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Yeah. I want my CD-Rs.

((Are you actually going to give me any CD-Rs?))
06-01-2010 07:50 AM
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Not in the way you think, no.

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In what way, than?
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It's a surprise.

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But it does exist and it isn't bullcrap, right?
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Yup.

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Boo!.....im here to stay ladies and gents....im like that really annoying kid who wont leave you alone....just 5'11'' 190lbs and have lots o' guns Cuckoo Buttrock Shooting


aaannddd as you can see....i love smileys Razz

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...Dammit I almost got some more blank CD's...
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A.B.W.A.G Wrote:Boo!.....im here to stay ladies and gents....im like that really annoying kid who wont leave you alone....just 5'11'' 190lbs and have lots o' guns Cuckoo Buttrock Shooting


aaannddd as you can see....i love smileys Razz
I'M THREE INCHES TALLER THAN YOU AND 20 LB LIGHTER
SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU LOLOL

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^Read it backwards.
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FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Meh, I'm being too much of a dumbass recently

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Raikuron Wrote:^Read it backwards.

yea....i sorta caught that...lmao thanks tho...3'' taller and 20lbs lighter?.....sounds like a beanpole Razz...eh then again 6'2'' 170.....you could stand to gain 30 lbs lol

"But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one" Luke 22:35

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A.B.W.A.G Wrote:OUCH.....that had to hurt.....Soooooo...its always interesting joining a new forum, especially one that holds your interest....im a Junior in MI, USA......i like shooting things, blowing stuff up, computers, books, my evil dwarf hamsters and pretty much any combo there of, well...unless your talking about shooting or blowing up my hamsters....thats just unacceptable...i was told i should post here.....so here it is Razz

Carry On

Crazy People here. Don't quit, you'll learn to figure out what's postwhoring and what's a joke. Find a niche, and don't troll these people. I trolled once, and they dropped the shit bomb, ending the "free speech" rules that they had. Even edited my posts, saying "because fuck you" as a reason. Just don't troll.
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Denied Wrote:
A.B.W.A.G Wrote:OUCH.....that had to hurt.....Soooooo...its always interesting joining a new forum, especially one that holds your interest....im a Junior in MI, USA......i like shooting things, blowing stuff up, computers, books, my evil dwarf hamsters and pretty much any combo there of, well...unless your talking about shooting or blowing up my hamsters....thats just unacceptable...i was told i should post here.....so here it is Razz

Carry On

Crazy People here. Don't quit, you'll learn to figure out what's postwhoring and what's a joke. Find a niche, and don't troll these people. I trolled once, and they dropped the shit bomb, ending the "free speech" rules that they had. Even edited my posts, saying "because fuck you" as a reason. Just don't troll.

i dont troll, i may post a short answer,but i dont troll. OMFG, i never realized how many ellipses i use!!!!!

"But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one" Luke 22:35

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Denied Wrote:Crazy People here. Don't quit, you'll learn to figure out what's postwhoring and what's a joke. Find a niche, and don't troll these people. I trolled once, and they dropped the shit bomb, ending the "free speech" rules that they had. Even edited my posts, saying "because fuck you" as a reason. Just don't troll.

We stuck you in the basement because you were making the mods have to split your crap from serious forums like VIYH, and you were trying to drive off new members.
And our only edits were to your random spam.

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Just ban the fucker.

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AWOL Wrote:Just ban the fucker.


wait......me? Wtf

"But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one" Luke 22:35

Nope, not a religious bone in my body....

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