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Barney is Satan
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Barney is Satan

The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:

1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers: 666

Thus, Barney is Satan.
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I've always known Barney is Satan. I mean, he's pure fucking evil. You don't need maths to figure that shit out.

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AWOL Wrote:I've always known Barney is Satan. I mean, he's pure fucking evil. You don't need maths to figure that shit out.
This.

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Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
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The Desert Fox Wrote:
AWOL Wrote:I've always known Barney is Satan. I mean, he's pure fucking evil. You don't need maths to figure that shit out.
This.
Quite.

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Indeed

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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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Dammit, I need to find that video where they edited Barney. I lol'd so fucking hard.

OMG I FOUND IT
My chav friend's boyfriend found it.

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CrayolaColours Wrote:Dammit, I need to find that video where they edited Barney. I lol'd so fucking hard.

OMG I FOUND IT
My chav friend's boyfriend found it.

I just lol'd so damn hard.

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Oh Tina.

I AM A THIEF IN THE NIGHT I WILL SAVE AS MANY AS I CAN

I KEEP THEM IN MY BASEMENT

I TELL THEM I AM THEIR MOMMY NOW
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Zherneboh Wrote:Oh Tina.
Because of who you are, that's just scary.

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"I'm scared"

"Hold my COCK Tina."

Rofl

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The Desert Fox Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:I'm scared
Hold my COCK Crayola.
Fix'd.

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CrayolaColours Wrote:
The Desert Fox Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:I'm scared
Hold my COCK Crayola.
NO!
The immediate future.

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Moar liek:
CrayolaColours Wrote:
The Desert Fox Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:I'm scared
Hold my COCK Crayola.
YYYYYYYYES!

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That doesn't happen because Crayola is the top in their relationship.

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Fair enough. I suppose you're right, Crayola is more assertive.

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This is illegal I'm not a scaly, you know. Razz

Zherny summed it up.

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CrayolaColours Wrote:This is illegal I'm a scaly, you know. Razz

Zherny summed it up.

WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE INTO ANTHROPOMORPHIC REPTILES?

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OF COURSE! I LOVE THAT SHIT

There. You can't edit it to make it bad, because I already did. You're just gonna have to deal.

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CrayolaColours Wrote:
AWOL Wrote:WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE INTO ______?
OF COURSE! I LOVE THAT SHIT
OH EXPLOITABLE

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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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Why must we turn everything I say into an OH EXPLOITABLE

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CrayolaColours Wrote:Why must we turn everything I say into an OH EXPLOITABLE
Because it's fun and fuck you.

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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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The Desert Fox Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:Why must we turn everything I say into an OH EXPLOITABLE
Because I want to fuck you but I have no idea how to woo a woman.
Aint that the truth.

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Zherneboh Wrote:
The Desert Fox Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:Why must we turn everything I say into an OH EXPLOITABLE
Because I want to fuck you but I have no idea how to woo a woman.
Aint that the truth.
Lolno

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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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CrayolaColours Wrote:Why must we ___ everything I ___ into _______
OH EXPLOITABLE

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CrayolaColours Wrote:__

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Hidden stuff:

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There's nothing in those hidden quotes D=

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Captain Obvious Wrote:There's nothing in those hidden quotes D=
Clearly.

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krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMeINfVOD...re=related

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