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Poll: What should I do with my broken sword?
Glue it back together
Carve it into a dagger
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I broke my sword. What do? (This is not my dick)

I got this cool wooden sword the day before yesterday and I broke it. Should I get it glued back together or converted to a dagger?
06-15-2010 12:43 PM
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Get a metallic rod or something, drill a deep hole and shove it in there. Then glue.
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Oh shit, you broke it? Well, first you need to get some surgery to...

-looks at the thread title again-

...fuck.


Wait...it's wooden. Doesn't that make this funnier?

Okay okay, seriously. You broke your wood. You might need some kind of wood repair material from a hardware store.
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Dagger. A glued sword won't be as strong.
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John Tuttle Wrote:Dagger. A glued sword won't be as strong.

I doubt it would work at all.
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STICK IT UP UR ASS LOLOLOLOMGLOLWUTLMFAOPWNT
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I would suggest just getting a metal sword/knife, but that can be expensive.
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He has actually broken his dick, he just doesn't want to admit it.
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Carve into a nice dagger. They are more useful and practical anyway, and in combat you can be much more versatile.
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Elfy Wrote:Carve into a nice dagger. They are more useful and practical anyway, and in combat you can be much more versatile.

...You do realize that this is made out of wood, right? It wouldn't be very useful in combat.
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Daggers aren't gay like swords, carve it into a dagger.
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Raikuron Wrote:
Elfy Wrote:Carve into a nice dagger. They are more useful and practical anyway, and in combat you can be much more versatile.

...You do realize that this is made out of wood, right? It wouldn't be very useful in combat.

I see. Wooden swords are much cooler in this sense then.
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Unless you shove the wooden sword up someone's ass.
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Denied Wrote:Unless you shove the wooden sword up someone's ass.

There's a dick joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going to make it.
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daggers are pretty cool. since its broken, it might be a little sharp. if its not sharp, leave it the way it is or sharpen it.
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