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Why Twilight is nonsensical.
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Re: Why Twilight is nonsensical.

You guys realize you're talking about Edward's dick, and you call the movie gay?


Ironic.

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Re: Why Twilight is nonsensical.

Sociopath Wrote:You guys realize you're talking about Edward's dick, and you call the movie gay?


Ironic.

We are simply having a scientific discussion on how Edward is supposed to fuck Bella without getting a hard-on and without turning her into a vampire. We are also debating his sexual orientation.

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Re: Why Twilight is nonsensical.

When they call it gay I don't think they mean it literally.
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God dammit, I'm sick to death of seeing these fuck damn Twilight ads/previews/etc. OH SO A FUCKLOAD OF STUPID FANTARDS ARE OBSESSED WITH THE NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE? REALLY? THAT'S NICE. HOWEVER, I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS SO STOP WITH YOUR "OMGVAMPIRESWEREWOLVESROMANCELOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!11!1!!111one!" SHIT. THANK FUCKING YOU.

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Re: Why Twilight is nonsensical.

When I went to see Toy Story 3 almost every other girl in line was going to see that new Twilight flick. I decided (Okay not my best decision, it will likely come back to haunt me. Since most of those chicks will be going to my high school.) to ask my brother really loudly what we'd do if TS3 was sold out. "Go home." "What about that...twi...twi...vampire thing?" "I'd rather die." "Yay!" also walking out of the theater and hearing all those girls babbling endlessly was so...fucking annoying.

In other news I saw a girl wearing a gay pride shirt and a rainbow purse.

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MorikoMisa Wrote:Okay not my best decision, it will likely come back to haunt me. Since most of those chicks will be going to my high school.
Don't you just grope people and call them creepy names in a creepy voice if they give you any trouble?

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The Desert Fox Wrote:
MorikoMisa Wrote:Okay not my best decision, it will likely come back to haunt me. Since most of those chicks will be going to my high school.
Don't you just grope people and call them creepy names in a creepy voice if they give you any trouble?
Well yes, but a couple of them had bigger muscles than me... Uhoh

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MorikoMisa Wrote:
The Desert Fox Wrote:
MorikoMisa Wrote:Okay not my best decision, it will likely come back to haunt me. Since most of those chicks will be going to my high school.
Don't you just grope people and call them creepy names in a creepy voice if they give you any trouble?
Well yes, but a couple of them had bigger muscles than me... Uhoh
That's impossible. Twilight fans having muscles?

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Re: Why Twilight is nonsensical.

Some of them were men...so yes...and the women...some of them LOOKED like men... SUCH IS LIFE IN CANADA.

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Re: Why Twilight is nonsensical.

MorikoMisa Wrote:Some of them were men...so yes...and the women...some of them LOOKED like men... SUCH IS LIFE IN CANADA.

Those men weren't Twilight fans. They were being forced by the women in their lives to go.

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Re: Why Twilight is nonsensical.

Akai Wrote:
MorikoMisa Wrote:Some of them were men...so yes...and the women...some of them LOOKED like men... SUCH IS LIFE IN CANADA.

Those men weren't Twilight fans. They were being forced by the women in their lives to go.
Actually...there were no women near some of them it was...lol.

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Not only is Twilight nonsensical, but it's lethal too. That's right. Twilight killed a guy. Poor soul...

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Re: Why Twilight is nonsensical.

Not necessarily. It is simply a biased link between the two things to create a mini hysteria of sorts.
Never read Twilight. Only thing I know of it is how everyone hates it, vampires sparkle in it and the apparent romance between Bella and Edward. That's it.
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Akai Wrote:how the fuck does Edward get a boner?

Lol that's very true, indeed! Biggrin

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Inb4 Raikuron GAHH YOU BUMPED A THREAD THAT WAS 6 DAYS OLD

YOU'RE A FAGGOT AND A DISGRACE TO MANKIND

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Lunatic Wrote:Inb4 Raikuron GAHH YOU BUMPED A THREAD THAT WAS 6 DAYS OLD

YOU'RE A FAGGOT AND A DISGRACE TO MANKIND

Go eat some nachos.

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