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Prank calls
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Thought Criminal
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Quote:"Shit! Fucking god damn shit! I knew I shouldn't've tried to imitate 1guy1jar with my penis," John thinks to himself. He runs into a nearby 7-11.
"I need to use your restroom real quick," John says.
"The restroom is for paying customers only," the cashier replies. "You must buy something."
John pulls out his dick and sprays the cashier with the blood ejecting from his penis at incredible speeds.
"Fuck!" The cashier shouts. The casher vomits, some getting on John's penis. John then remembered his vomit fetish, and proceeded to masturbate. The blood was an awesome lubricant. He came right as the cashier passed out, and it all over the cashier. Shoppers stared in horror, as John went on an RAMPAGE and proceeded to engulf the entire 7-11 with his vomit, blood, and cum. He got to one aisle of the store, attempting to attack a 2-year-old child, oblivious of the entire altercation. Right as he's about to shove his cock into the kid's ass, the kid accidentally a box of Reese's. He sliiiiiiiiiiiiiides me a bowl, and the entire store turns into a psychadelic wave of chocolate and peanut butter. I shot several loads in my pants all at once because of the intensity of the breakfast cereal.
It's Reese's - for breakfast!
From a "Create your own story" thread a while back. I think BMP wrote this on one of his alternate accounts.
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The Desert Fox
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Thought Criminal Wrote:Quote:"Shit! Fucking god damn shit! I knew I shouldn't've tried to imitate 1guy1jar with my penis," John thinks to himself. He runs into a nearby 7-11.
"I need to use your restroom real quick," John says.
"The restroom is for paying customers only," the cashier replies. "You must buy something."
John pulls out his dick and sprays the cashier with the blood ejecting from his penis at incredible speeds.
"Fuck!" The cashier shouts. The casher vomits, some getting on John's penis. John then remembered his vomit fetish, and proceeded to masturbate. The blood was an awesome lubricant. He came right as the cashier passed out, and it all over the cashier. Shoppers stared in horror, as John went on an RAMPAGE and proceeded to engulf the entire 7-11 with his vomit, blood, and cum. He got to one aisle of the store, attempting to attack a 2-year-old child, oblivious of the entire altercation. Right as he's about to shove his cock into the kid's ass, the kid accidentally a box of Reese's. He sliiiiiiiiiiiiiides me a bowl, and the entire store turns into a psychadelic wave of chocolate and peanut butter. I shot several loads in my pants all at once because of the intensity of the breakfast cereal.
It's Reese's - for breakfast!
From a "Create your own story" thread a while back. I think BMP wrote this on one of his alternate accounts.
LOL WUT
MorikoMisa Wrote:The Desert Fox Wrote:Thought Criminal Wrote:Slit his throat.
That would just turn him on even more. Blood/gore is one of his 9001 fetishes.
Use a cheese grater on his penis?
I'm starting to think that we shouldn't talk about ways to fend off Uncle Zherny in public, lest it give him even more fapping material.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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EVERYONE, we shall continue this in a secret place...like Skype!
*SPARKLING* *DOUCHEBUCKETS.*
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MorikoMisa Wrote:EVERYONE, we shall continue this in a secret place...like Skype!
Says the person who isn't even online on Skype.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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