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how the FUCK do you pee for a drug test?
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how the FUCK do you pee for a drug test?
i drank 15 cups of water and couldn't fucking do it. i wasn't even nervous. when i got home i did a fucking huge piss straight away
please help
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how the FUCK do you pee for a drug test?
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RE: how the FUCK do you pee for a drug test?
(01-23-2017 04:09 PM)Subb Wrote: What
you pee in a cup for a drug test???
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how the FUCK do you pee for a drug test?
You could cheat with Quick Fix, lol. Are you doing the kind where someone is actually watching you?
But it might help to try to trick your body a little, like if you're immediately aiming at a cup it's all strange and out of place, so you act like you're actually there to use the toilet and your body thinks it's go-time and then you make the sleight-of-hand switch. Someone has probably written something about this online, probably just something about relaxing and what to think about.
also caffeine
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RE: how the FUCK do you pee for a drug test?
Be careful of drinking too much water. Any trained worker will be able to tell you drank that much water which will dilute and render the sample useless. If you are testing for probation they will actually report back to your P.O. that you pissed as such which is often an indication of "trying to hide something" and you will most likely get in trouble. Some places people don't give a shit though and will just pass you instead.
As for pissing, try drinking it a little earlier and then waiting?
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RE: how the FUCK do you pee for a drug test?
(01-23-2017 05:40 PM)vonunov Wrote: Are you doing the kind where someone is actually watching you?
yes
(01-23-2017 05:40 PM)vonunov Wrote: But it might help to try to trick your body a little, like if you're immediately aiming at a cup it's all strange and out of place, so you act like you're actually there to use the toilet and your body thinks it's go-time and then you make the sleight-of-hand switch.
Yeah the fella recommended this, I feel like it helped a bit but eh.
(01-23-2017 05:40 PM)vonunov Wrote: also caffeine
Caffeine? Explain?
Quote:Be careful of drinking too much water. Any trained worker will be able to tell you drank that much water which will dilute and render the sample useless. If you are testing for probation they will actually report back to your P.O. that you pissed as such which is often an indication of "trying to hide something" and you will most likely get in trouble. Some places people don't give a shit though and will just pass you instead.
It's a test for a job, and yeah they didn't seem to give a fuck how much water I drank.
Quote:As for pissing, try drinking it a little earlier and then waiting?
mmm. they're gonna call me back in later this week I believe to do a medical and try again so i'll have to try this it seems.
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RE: how the FUCK do you pee for a drug test?
There's advocacy for people with shy bladders. Ask for a blood or hair test.
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how the FUCK do you pee for a drug test?
Caffeine is a diuretic so if you have some coffee or an energy drink earlier, it could help somewhat. I'm not used to having all that much trouble with this anyway, so not sure if that would make a big difference for you, considering how you already said you'd had a ton of water, but maybe it could tip the balance.
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