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To everyone who joined these forums at some point, and got discouraged by the negativity and left after a while (or even got literally scared off): I'm sorry.
I wasn't good enough at encouraging people to be kinder, and removing people who refuse to be kind. Encouraging people is hard, and removing people creates conflict, and I hate conflict... so that's why I wasn't better at it.
I was a very, very sensitive teen. The atmosphere of this forum as it is now, if it had existed in 1996, would probably have upset me far more than it would have helped.
I can handle quite a lot of negativity and even abuse now, but that isn't the point. I want to help people. I want to help the people who need it the most, and I want to help people like the 1996 version of me.
I'm still figuring out the best way to do that, but as it is now, these forums are doing more harm than good, and I can't keep running them.
Thank you to the few people who have tried to understand my point of view so far. I really, really appreciate you guys. You are beautiful people.
Everyone else: If after everything I've said so far, you still don't understand my motivations, I think it's unlikely that you will. We're just too different. Maybe someday in the future it might make sense, but until then, there's no point in arguing about it. I don't have the time or the energy for arguing anymore. I will focus my time and energy on people who support me, and those who need help.
-SoulRiser
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deathumania's army is complete
deathumania's cities are 75% complete
deathumania's bullet proof armor research 50% complete
deathumania's defense system is complete (there are walls around the border between deathumania and the other country and and traps activate when deathumania is attacked)
deathumania's riflemen are now patrolling the border
deathumania has tamales and tacos
deathumania's swordsmen are now being trained
ok i slowed everything down. happy now? also i said i like to mix things from modern times and acient times and i made the wall shorter so no one complains. i don't remember seeing a rule that says to be in the medieval years.
democracy died when compulsory schooling was born.
Government: Constitutional Monarchy with John Tuttle as its benevolent Emperor
Economy: CAPITALIST
GDP: Bigger than any other fucking nation.
Military: See above.
National Anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJncpMUa ... re=related
(note, we are not Turkish, they just have a BA anthem.)
Resources: epic win reserves.
Foreign relations: do what we want or die.
If I could, incorporating that would be sweet, but I don't know how we could. We need elaborate rules. I propose the following: Research and development:
Weapons take two posts to complete (no double posting, jackasses)
Borders take five posts
Next era weapons take five
armor: 4 posts
Because this "IMMA BUILD MAH LAZ0R NUKE THING IN TWO POSTS WHILE WE'RE STILL IN THE RAPE AND PILLAGE STAGELOL" can't go on.
I also think we should start with a certain amount of money, and we could choose the search for gold and shit (about three posts, maybe) for bribery, building, I dunno. Damn it, if I had my tablet, I could build an epic layout of this.
Anyone down with this?
Faith o' Meter
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Quote:Riddle me this, riddle me that. Give me a straight answer, you pain in the ass cat.
Administratia starts cold fusion tech research. --- 10% Complete Administratia upgrades infastructure to lv.2 for 500 credits.
Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
(")_(")
Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.
Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
Fuck that. That basted swift stole my spot, We are Invading. I'm requesting assistance from anarchistan. In return I will give you the western portion of the C.S.S.R.
Colin your request is granted, In return I offer you the C.S.S.R.s islands
Thought Criminal Wrote:Fuck that. That basted swift stole my spot, We are Invading. I'm requesting assistance from anarchistan. In return I will give you the western portion of the C.S.S.R.
I was about to say "Sure, why not?"
Then I sadface'd
Faith o' Meter
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Quote:Riddle me this, riddle me that. Give me a straight answer, you pain in the ass cat.
Thought Criminal Wrote:Fuck that. That basted swift stole my spot, We are Invading. I'm requesting assistance from anarchistan. In return I will give you the western portion of the C.S.S.R.
Colin your request is granted, In return I offer you the C.S.S.R.s islands
Government: Constitutional Monarchy with John Tuttle as its benevolent Emperor
Economy: CAPITALIST
GDP: Bigger than any other fucking nation.
Military: See above.
Foreign relations: do what we want or die.
Ohohohoho this is quite excellent
CrayolaColours Wrote:
monkey Wrote:and @ alucard lolwut points?
If I could, incorporating that would be sweet, but I don't know how we could. We need elaborate rules. I propose the following: Research and development:
Weapons take two posts to complete (no double posting, jackasses)
Borders take five posts
Next era weapons take five
armor: 4 posts
Because this "IMMA BUILD MAH LAZ0R NUKE THING IN TWO POSTS WHILE WE'RE STILL IN THE RAPE AND PILLAGE STAGELOL" can't go on.
I also think we should start with a certain amount of money, and we could choose the search for gold and shit (about three posts, maybe) for bribery, building, I dunno. Damn it, if I had my tablet, I could build an epic layout of this.
Anyone down with this?
No, it'd be too complicated IMO. Also, I wasn't one of the ones who built a military the size of the US and the Soviet ones combined, lasers, spy satellites, etc. in like five posts.
Also Thought Criminal, as I am not yet actually officiated with the CSSR, and seeing as to how you have the Society of Colin on your side, I'm going join your revolutionary force.
Hidden stuff:
(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote: Our Army is more professional than Amerika.
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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Adminstratia goes to defcon 2. Cold fusion research --- 20% Complete
Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
(")_(")
Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.
Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
Thought Criminal Wrote:Fuck that. That basted swift stole my spot, We are Invading. I'm requesting assistance from anarchistan. In return I will give you the western portion of the C.S.S.R.
I would like to re-request for a position as head military commander.
Request granted.
Thought criminal, would like to be vice Premier?
"I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor says "I'm terribly depressed". Doctor says "I know just what you should do. Poliacci the clown is in town, go see him, you'll be cheered right up." The man bursts into tears. "But Doctor, I am Poliacci." Funny joke. Roll on snare drum. Everyone laugh."
"I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor says "I'm terribly depressed". Doctor says "I know just what you should do. Poliacci the clown is in town, go see him, you'll be cheered right up." The man bursts into tears. "But Doctor, I am Poliacci." Funny joke. Roll on snare drum. Everyone laugh."
I am disbanding my Malicia... I can wait for revenge.... -.-
I claim myself leader of meme Island. First order of business, It's new name is Oceania. Anyone may become a comrade. Also any and all Ex-patriots, deserting soldiers will be granted asylum.
Administratia upgrades infastructure to lv. 3 for 1000 credits. Administratia starts Advanced Military Training --- 25% Complete Cold Fusion Research --- 30% Complete
Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
(")_(")
Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.
Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
Thought Criminal Wrote:I am disbanding my Malicia... I can wait for revenge.... -.-
I claim myself leader of meme Island. First order of business, It's new name is Oceania. Anyone may become a comrade. Also any and all Ex-patriots, deserting soldiers will be granted asylum.
Government: Socialist
Alliance?
"I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor says "I'm terribly depressed". Doctor says "I know just what you should do. Poliacci the clown is in town, go see him, you'll be cheered right up." The man bursts into tears. "But Doctor, I am Poliacci." Funny joke. Roll on snare drum. Everyone laugh."
Since it doesn't look like TC is still organizing his take-over force thing, I'll take that position after all.
What time period are we in, anyway? I propose something around the 1950s, since the CSSR is only starting on space exploration.
The year is over 9000.
"I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor says "I'm terribly depressed". Doctor says "I know just what you should do. Poliacci the clown is in town, go see him, you'll be cheered right up." The man bursts into tears. "But Doctor, I am Poliacci." Funny joke. Roll on snare drum. Everyone laugh."
Administratia builds Navy for 10,000 credits. Cold Fusion Research --- 40% Complete Advanced Military Training --- 50% Complete
Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
(")_(")
Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.
Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
Me and Myselves declare ourselves Leaders of New Meme. Myselves declare an alliance with Meme Island, even though Myselves once had an Independence War with them under the native government. New Meme is now called the Society of Colin. Myselves number in the thousands, after accepting all the natives into our ranks of Colin.
deathumania's scholars are now researching alchemy
deathumania's capital, nueva santa tecla, is being built
deathumania is now raising chickens
deathumania's border wall is being fixed completion is 40%
democracy died when compulsory schooling was born.
Administratia starts military conquest in South East Island Chain.
Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
(")_(")
Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.
Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
In New Leningrad, The Palace of Ballin' Commies, under the project name of Palace of the Soviets, is being constructed.
Here is the plan:
"I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor says "I'm terribly depressed". Doctor says "I know just what you should do. Poliacci the clown is in town, go see him, you'll be cheered right up." The man bursts into tears. "But Doctor, I am Poliacci." Funny joke. Roll on snare drum. Everyone laugh."
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