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To everyone who joined these forums at some point, and got discouraged by the negativity and left after a while (or even got literally scared off): I'm sorry.

I wasn't good enough at encouraging people to be kinder, and removing people who refuse to be kind. Encouraging people is hard, and removing people creates conflict, and I hate conflict... so that's why I wasn't better at it.

I was a very, very sensitive teen. The atmosphere of this forum as it is now, if it had existed in 1996, would probably have upset me far more than it would have helped.

I can handle quite a lot of negativity and even abuse now, but that isn't the point. I want to help people. I want to help the people who need it the most, and I want to help people like the 1996 version of me.

I'm still figuring out the best way to do that, but as it is now, these forums are doing more harm than good, and I can't keep running them.

Thank you to the few people who have tried to understand my point of view so far. I really, really appreciate you guys. You are beautiful people.

Everyone else: If after everything I've said so far, you still don't understand my motivations, I think it's unlikely that you will. We're just too different. Maybe someday in the future it might make sense, but until then, there's no point in arguing about it. I don't have the time or the energy for arguing anymore. I will focus my time and energy on people who support me, and those who need help.

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I AM A REAL GREAT GUY, LOLZ
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Welcome to School Survival. Please leave your sanity in a neat little pile by the door and remember to put on your tight, cozy hug-yourself jacket.

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Welcome, amusing person. How are you this fine day?

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Excellent. Someone tried to insult me, and then I pissed in his gas tank. He didn't fuck with me after that
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(06-01-2016 07:38 AM)Dengofuckalala Wrote:  Excellent. Someone tried to insult me, and then I pissed in his gas tank. He didn't fuck with me after that

That's nothing.

One time, back in middle school, this guy was talking shit about me, so I grabbed a ranch-dressing-filled lunch tray and dumped it on him. He managed to retaliate with a sissy punch to the face before school officials intervened, and I told him so - people were very careful with their words around me from that point on.

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I dumped my lunch in some kid's head for annoying me. He spent lunch picking pieces of rice out of his gelled up hair.

We're still kinda friends. He's still a occassional lying scumbag but otherwise he's a good fella.

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Some guy looked at me funny once so I ate his arms and legs.

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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Hello there! Is is wrong that I find your username, hilarious?
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He just got a 2 day ban for calling someone a retard, so he might not reply for a while. Razz

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But he is retard, he himself say his brain not work, is that not what retard us? I have retard brother and he is in a special class with a hugging teacher and picture books and he is much happier.

I thought this site is school survival, many people to survive school need to be put in retard class, no?
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Oh Soul, you troll XD
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(06-02-2016 03:23 AM)HooplaDoopla Wrote:  he himself say his brain not work

Glass houses, anyone?

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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Japan has glass bathrooms. I think it was Japan at least...

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I'm going to Japan later this year, I'll let you know.

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Lots of Japan. I'll be getting in touch with Japanese businessmen for business too.

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My gas tank smells like piss.

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