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Funny Pro-school comments

A thread exactly for quoting the pro-school people and their response to other people. Anything that you saw related to the title should be quoted right here.

http://davidgtza2.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1e67ii

The following conversation
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The school is not evil! But is a help to improve the brain of children for their future! They will study more patiently as the loving! When they grow, they are happy, intelligent and careful! God do not like this stamp! Get it here!-duckgold

-we all have our opinions :roll:-oliver

-Stop!-duckgold

-your saying you dont want people to express their opinions? :evileye:-oliver

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I can't tell whether the person was serious or trolling.

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George W. Bush Wrote:Is our children learnin'?

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The guy speaks in non-sequidors. Maybe he's trolling. Or he can't read english.

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'." Yeah, but there is a "me" in "Team" spelled backwards!
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sequiturs*

Let go of all desire for the common good, and the good becomes common as grass.

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Disaster lurks within good fortune;
Who can say how things will end?
Perhaps there is no end.
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Faby Wrote:sequiturs*
My bad. Forgot how to spell that word.

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'." Yeah, but there is a "me" in "Team" spelled backwards!
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I like school...

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I like education...

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I like trains.

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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I like turtles.

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

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I like turtle trains.

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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I like turtle planes.

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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Flying on the turtle lane?

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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No, just the turtle game.

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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(02-13-2013 12:21 PM)Twisted Wrote:  I like school...

Let's pretend you don't like mushrooms. I like them. Should I be allowed to force-feed them to you and proclaim them 'good for you'?

If I seem rude to you, please call me on it gently.
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(02-16-2013 04:05 AM)Trekkie_Aspie Wrote:  
(02-13-2013 12:21 PM)Twisted Wrote:  I like school...

Let's pretend you don't like mushrooms. I like them. Should I be allowed to force-feed them to you and proclaim them 'good for you'?

Well, mushrooms do have good nutritional value...

Whoops, wrong side.

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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No, you are using the wrong analogy.

You need education like you need food or water. If you don't eat food or drink water, then I have a right to force feed you. Just like you need a forced education.

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I agree that I need Education, twisted. What I don't agree with is needing school. Please stop conflating the two.

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(02-18-2013 12:07 PM)Twisted Wrote:  No, you are using the wrong analogy.

You need education like you need food or water. If you don't eat food or drink water, then I have a right to force feed you. Just like you need a forced education.


Or If you don't eat or drink, you die.
You'd need a pretty good reason not to eat or drink, otherwise you won't be able to keep it up.

We get education every day. Just like our body reminds us to eat or drink, our mind reminds us to observe,study what we have an interest in and learn. No one needs to force anything if we naturally do it. It's not forced education, it's forced learning.

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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No, it's forced memorisation that's the problem.

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Because we all need to know what year the war of 1812 started.

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(02-15-2013 10:16 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Flying on the turtle lane?

I like flying turtle trains. oh wait, shit... HELP ME!!! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY TURBOCHARGED SHELLS!!

Yeah. So, there is something more fun that flying turtle trains-

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Sorry, couldn't help 'er.

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Turtles?

Vat vas I finking?!

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(07-29-2015 02:09 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Turtles?

Vat vas I finking?!

apparently yes

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