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The worst commercial ever...

I'm sorry for the sudden appearance, but this is kinda urgent on my part... somehow.

I was surfing around TV Tropes as usual (I love that site, full of great information) and I was in the "Advertisement" sub-category of the "Dehtroning Moment of Suck" trope... and I found this fuckass commercial. It's about what happens when you skip school...

Already sounds retarded, but just you see... it gets worse.

Here it is, watch at your own risk, but I will claim myself responsible for the shock and/or anger you would get from this... because I just decided to post it here:





NOTE: Before watching, just to avoid total shock, wait until they're at the beach and wait at about the 1:00 mark, this is where shit hits the fan.


And no, no music at the end of this post like I usually do, this assload excuse of an ad just had to be shown here... it's related to our forum here, ya know...
05-02-2015 09:53 PM
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RE: The worst commercial ever...

Oh yeh that was a funny one. Mostly because of how absurd it is.

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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RE: The worst commercial ever...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god that is hilarious.
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RE: The worst commercial ever...

So I'm just going to end up in a minefield if I skip school?

Wake up people, and look at life around you
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RE: The worst commercial ever...

Yes. U will explode for committing truancy.

IMO the likely occurence would be that despite trespassing, there'd be public outcry to some extent for A)lacking sufficient security to deter people from entering a fucking minefield and B)the storage of said explosives in such a location as to be so dangerous to the public(explosives are located in various beaches but they have to be buried deep and secured properly). A backstory would be needed ofc (like why they chose that beach, and if they had known it before, why were they not aware of the dangers).

Regardless of what the kids did, the govt gonna get shafted by pissed parents and worried citizens that a beach trip could end explosively. Thats the practical response (hence this video is just scare tactic crap)

BTW This PSA is presumed by most to be a hoax since the site of the group or whatever has no contact info or anything, and creators are a comedy duo who have history of making viral shock videos.

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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The worst commercial ever...

Well, of all the things wrong with this ad is that it's basically telling you "If you skip school, bad shit will happen to ya!"
And yet, all that we're wondering is why these kids are there in the first place, I mean aren't explosion test fields really secure or something?
And I think a freaking beach side is the LAST place you want to place an explosion test site on. And yet it's there solely for the retarded shock value that this ad is trying to ram down our anuses.

...Pretty fucking stupid, huh?
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The worst commercial ever...



Watch on YouTube

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(05-03-2015 03:20 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  

Watch on YouTube

So... what is this about?

Just asking. Is there a connection between these two videos?
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The worst commercial ever...

Yeah. The dude was animating a TV show which did an episode about the same morale as the PSA. The issue? It's nearly impossible to do it.... because everyone knows school is boring as shit.

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RE: The worst commercial ever...

I saw this on 9gag long time ago. It's quite absurd lol

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RE: The worst commercial ever...

I thought it was a joke skit of some sort

Like a Saturday Night Live thing

Even if it's serious, I'd rather get killed at the beach than live a life afraid to cut and go there.

If you want to be a different fish, you've got to jump out of the school.


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The worst commercial ever...

It is a joke. The supposed foundation it is done for doesn't exist, and the creators are a comedy duo with history of making viral shock videos.

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(05-04-2015 05:28 AM)isolatedsystem Wrote:  I saw this on 9gag long time ago. It's quite absurd lol

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