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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Shit I remember this thread.

Play rave music and bring in a bunch of ravers.

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Piss on the hamsters

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
03-29-2017 05:23 AM
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No, because the hamsters did nothing wrong to deserve that :/. They're in Wal Mart, they've suffered enough.

Get an entire bag of nail clippings and leave them every where.

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Banned for littering. This forum believes in climate change you know.

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
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K

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Find the healthiest looking employee and ask if they are carrying any contagious diseases.
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(03-29-2017 12:49 PM)StrixDesmodus Wrote:  Find the healthiest looking employee and ask if they are carrying any contagious diseases.

And if they aren't FEED THEM TO A CAT.

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
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Import ebola into the store

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RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

(03-30-2017 01:53 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  Import Banned for littering. This forum believes in climate change you know. into the store

FTFY

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

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Post that quote over the store and drive everyone crazy

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RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

(03-30-2017 10:16 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  Post that quote over the store and drive everyone crazy-er

FTFY

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
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Watch on YouTube

Play this song at incredibly loud volume on the speakers.

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FEED THEM TO A CAT.

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Unleash an army of cute cats.

RIP GWEDIN
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Unleash an army

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Get 22 people and play a game of soccer for 90 minutes

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Get 22 people and play a game of basketball for 90 minutes

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
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play commie music through the speakers

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RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Moon the store

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Bring a bunch of special needs kids and let them get lost

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Rape the hamsters.

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Gather up a bunch of little kids for story time in a book section, then get naked in front of them.

"I’M BEGGING YOU, PRINCE ZUKO! It’s time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big question: who are you and what do YOU want?"
" While it is always best to believe in one’s self, a little help from others can be a great blessing"
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get naked

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oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
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