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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

A simple game where list ways to get kicked out of walmart.
My first one:

Dress up as Vikings and pillage the store

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RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Moon the store owner
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Shoot the customers and/or employees
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Rallying up a 1,000 people to go into wal-mart to just destroy all of their shit and make wal-mart free for acess

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Wear Roman legionnaire armor and ask for a manager to aide in your mission to hunt down the filthy Germanic, Gaulish, Goth, Pict, Celt, and/or Carthaginian scum that threaten the great Roman Empire. Don't forget to shout HAIL, CAESAR! as the guards/cops drag you out.

Just don't bring real weapons. Cardboard or that foam LARP stuff is recommended. You don't want to go to jail for unlawful possession of a weapon now do you?

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Start a Union

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Ask for lower wages.

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Have said Walmart be in a city where a black guy was shot by a white cop, and lead an angry mob there.
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Wear the manager's skin as a suit and fire everyone.

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

(05-01-2015 09:23 AM)Missile Wrote:  Start a Union
Technically speaking, that is the surest way to get kicked out of Walmart. Well, being employed there, anyway.

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Dress up in 1990s hip hop attire and attempt to freestyle in front of customers. Then proceed to rant about how Mobb Deep's Infamy sucked balls.

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Dress up in Radical Revolutionary Anarchist Clothing and attempt to orate in front of customers. Then proceed to rant about the exploitation of the proletarians working class and how much the employing class should be strangled.

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Ask each of the cashiers if they want to see something strange and mystical.

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Play Rebecca Black's Friday with loud-ass speakers and run through the store.

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Reveal that something strange and mystical is actually your penis, and then get arrested.

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Find 22 guys and attempt to play a game of American football inside the store.

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RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Have sex with random objects in the most crowded parts of the store

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Start selling free tacos outside their store.

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Start selling tacos from inside a box you just emptied out, inside the store

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Start using pepper spray on everyone you see, saying it's black Friday!

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Punch a pregnant lady in the stomach.
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Tell the casheirs that they are evil misogynist cis scum manexisting trash when they greet you to check out.

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Go through food section and eat everything you get your hands on.

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Declare that you are the ruler of a sovereign nation and make a show of annexing the store as your territory.

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(05-02-2015 02:53 AM)DoA Wrote:  Declare that you are the ruler of a sovereign nation and make a show of annexing the store as your territory.

Better yet, bring a couple of rivals and turn the store into a war zone.

"Hear Ye! Hear Ye! I hath declared the produce section to be my rightful kingdom. Who shall take up arms and join in my conquest of the evil tyrant of the snack aisle?!"

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Dress up in only lingerie and make some half-assed rant about people not being able to wear what they want.

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Dress up in nothing and make some half-assed rant about people being forced to wear clothes.
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Bring in a sofa, lean back, and fetch a bag of Doritos, and then claim you're trying to break the world record for being inside a Wal-Mart.

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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Kill yourself. Dying will bring your consciousness to an end, thus kicking "you" out of the store. They'll also drag out your dead body, which could also be considered kicking you out.
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