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Awkward things.
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Awkward things.

I'm so pale that when I walked outside in the sunshine yesterday the sun reflected off my limbs blinded me which was rather awkward. What awkward things happen to you?

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04-22-2015 11:03 PM
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RE: Awkward things.

This fat landwhale girl farted near me once, after which she ran out of the room crying.
Probably the most exercise her body had seen for a long while.
04-23-2015 12:27 AM
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Awkward things.

Every time I step outside.

Something abnormal always happens to me(nothing bad). It's an adventure each time...

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RE: Awkward things.

All kinds of awkward shit happens whenever I try to talk to someone.
04-23-2015 02:53 AM
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Awkward things.

ditto

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04-23-2015 03:24 AM
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Awkward things.

Seeing a talking rainbow cat when eating cereal.

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04-23-2015 03:26 AM
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RE: Awkward things.

When you repeatedly ask the same question to someone who just said "any questions?" and nobody else is saying anything but they just ignore you.

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
04-23-2015 05:29 AM
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RE: Awkward things.

Those situations require good social finese and a delicate touch. Like "You fucking deaf?" or "Yes I have a question dumb ass" or "You blind fool?"

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Awkward things.

My teacher asked me to eat lunch with her several times
"Well maybe it won't be as shitty as eating in the cafeteria"
Get my food, go to her room
It's locked and she's not there
End up eating lunch while standing in the hallway
04-24-2015 02:26 AM
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