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The way you died...
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Missile Offline
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The way you died...

Found this on instagram:
Month of your birthday:
January: I fell
February: I was pushed
march: I was raped
April: I was murdered
may: I bled to death
June: I was eaten
July: I was shot
August: I killed myself
September: I was beheaded
October: I was stabbed
November: I was poisoned
December: I smashed my skull open

The day of your birthday:
1-6 in a tunnel
7-11 in a dark alley
12-16 in my own home
17-21 in a car
22-26 on the streets
27-31 in the sewers

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09-26-2014 12:25 PM
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The way you died...

I was murdered in a car?

Sounds boring. Sounds better than the other options Razz

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09-26-2014 01:19 PM
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The way you died...

I fell in the sewers.

Lame.

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09-26-2014 04:18 PM
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RE: The way you died...

I smashed my skull open on the streets. YEAAAAHHH

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09-26-2014 08:13 PM
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RE: The way you died...

I was shot in a tunnel yay
09-26-2014 08:43 PM
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The way you died...

I fell in a car?

Sounds like I would most likely live through that. Razz
09-26-2014 08:53 PM
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The way you died...

I was beheaded in my own home.

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09-27-2014 05:03 AM
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RE: The way you died...

I smashed my skull open in my own home.

How did I manage that...

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09-27-2014 05:20 AM
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The way you died...

I was murdered in the sewers.....
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09-27-2014 10:52 AM
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The way you died...

I was pushed in a car? How does that kill you?

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09-27-2014 11:26 AM
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RE: The way you died...

(09-27-2014 11:26 AM)crazyguy562 Wrote:  I was pushed in a car? How does that kill you?

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idk :|
09-27-2014 11:39 AM
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RE: The way you died...

(09-27-2014 11:39 AM)Gwedin Wrote:  
(09-27-2014 11:26 AM)crazyguy562 Wrote:  I was pushed in a car? How does that kill you?

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None

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09-27-2014 11:41 AM
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The way you died...

It's a disco inferno.

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09-27-2014 01:18 PM
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Missile Offline
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RE: The way you died...

I killed myself in the sewers...

Why would I do that

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12-24-2014 01:44 AM
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RE: The way you died...

(09-26-2014 12:25 PM)Missile Wrote:  march: I was raped

Rape is not a cause of death.

I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.
12-24-2014 01:54 AM
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Missile Offline
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RE: The way you died...

Tell that to the guy who originally created the list,

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12-24-2014 02:03 AM
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RE: The way you died...

(12-24-2014 01:44 AM)Missile Wrote:  I killed myself in the sewers...

Why would I do that

I'd kill myself too, if I suddenly found myself in the sewers.

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12-24-2014 03:07 AM
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The way you died...

I was raped in a dark alley. FML

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12-24-2014 12:03 PM
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The way you died...

Dat sucks.

Though I'd prefer being murdered in the street. It'd at least be plausible I went down in some massive battle with crooks and hit squads,slaughtering hundreds before I ran out of bullets, steel and fist.

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12-24-2014 01:08 PM
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RE: The way you died...

Someone got raped in the sewers when I posted this on another forum

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12-25-2014 08:42 AM
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RE: The way you died...

I was electrocuted.
12-25-2014 09:19 AM
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RE: The way you died...

Actually rape could kill you if causes hemorrhage or sepsis caused by penetration-related damage to tissue.

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12-25-2014 11:14 AM
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The way you died...

I fell in the sewers.

coooooool
01-14-2015 09:15 PM
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RE: The way you died...

Nasty...

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The way you died...

I was poisoned in the sewers.
Sounds about right.

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01-17-2015 11:35 PM
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RE: The way you died...

Duh...god only knows what nastiness dwells down there. At least you won't be eaten by a croc.

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The way you died...

I smashed my skull open in the sewer.

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The way you died...

Smashed my skull open in a dark alley.
02-06-2015 03:23 AM
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The way you died...

I killed myself in a tunnel.

Sounds fitting enough.

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