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Good evening commoners. Be thankful I have dedicated the previous resource of time to answer your questions.

(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
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Why did you leave? And why did you come back?

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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Do you love me?

How hot do you think you are?

will you fuck me in the ass?(;
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(06-27-2014 04:21 PM)no Wrote:  Why did you leave? And why did you come back?

I left about 2 and a half years ago I think, or when Soul shut the forums down.

I left because Soul shut the forums down, where I then joined DnE, formerly known as SD. I prefered the crowd at DnE, saw it as more reliable and although I still prefer it there I lurk here occasionally to see what's happening.

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(06-27-2014 04:22 PM)Sharpie Wrote:  Do you love me?

How hot do you think you are?

will you fuck me in the ass?(;

Yes, Sharpie you have some of my limited love.

I think I'm pretty spicy hot, although people tend to identify themselves higher on the attractiveness scale, I'm The King.

That depends on a variety of factors. Namely, the feminine attributes of your body, the amount of ass hair, and whether you keep a clean rectal passage.

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How many girls have you dated?

Are you an adult? Do you plan to go to college?

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(06-27-2014 04:33 PM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  How many girls have you dated?

Are you an adult? Do you plan to go to college?

Only once when I was 14. I didn't really love her, she just kinda had an obsession over me and I thought I'd go along with it because she was hot. 3 months later I dump her via text on NYE because I couldn't stand her and I didn't have many feelings for her. I felt bad for it but kids are stupid.

Yes, I'm an adult. Actually turning 19 next month. I'm currently studying a double bachelors degree in Psychology and Business. My goal is to become a registered Psychologist.

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why are you glorious? do you have a glorious mane?
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(06-27-2014 05:13 PM)zerostyle Wrote:  why are you glorious? do you have a glorious mane?
I'm only glorious because everyone else is inferior. I haven't achieved superiority, I've achieved not being inferior.

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I like you.
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(06-27-2014 04:29 PM)Efs Wrote:  
(06-27-2014 04:22 PM)Sharpie Wrote:  Do you love me?

How hot do you think you are?

will you fuck me in the ass?(;


That depends on a variety of factors. Namely, the feminine attributes of your body, the amount of ass hair, and whether you keep a clean rectal passage.

My body is tiny and feminine

very little ass hair

and yes my anus is clean unless i'm in the process of taking a shit

reanswer pls
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Have you ever played any sports?

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Will you follow the forum guidelines? Just curious; we get a lot of older users who decide they don't really care for the new "hugbox", and I was wondering whether there was any substance to that trend.

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I'm a witch what about you?
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(06-28-2014 08:28 AM)DoA Wrote:  Will you follow the forum guidelines? Just curious; we get a lot of older users who decide they don't really care for the new "hugbox", and I was wondering whether there was any substance to that trend.
Fucked if I know I don't even know the guidelines on DnE.

(06-28-2014 03:49 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  Have you ever played any sports?
Yeah I use to be a swimmer, played some tennis a while back, did a bit of AFL but didn't really like it, played soccer and futsal for years and although I don't play any sport anymore I love soccer. These days I just run and go gym.

(06-27-2014 05:49 PM)Sharpie Wrote:  
(06-27-2014 04:29 PM)Efs Wrote:  
(06-27-2014 04:22 PM)Sharpie Wrote:  Do you love me?

How hot do you think you are?

will you fuck me in the ass?(;


That depends on a variety of factors. Namely, the feminine attributes of your body, the amount of ass hair, and whether you keep a clean rectal passage.

My body is tiny and feminine

very little ass hair

and yes my anus is clean unless i'm in the process of taking a shit

reanswer pls
Take my D.

(06-28-2014 08:43 AM)Cianna200 Wrote:  I'm a witch what about you?
I'm a demon.

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(06-28-2014 03:31 PM)Efs Wrote:  
(06-27-2014 05:49 PM)Sharpie Wrote:  
(06-27-2014 04:29 PM)Efs Wrote:  
(06-27-2014 04:22 PM)Sharpie Wrote:  Do you love me?

How hot do you think you are?

will you fuck me in the ass?(;


That depends on a variety of factors. Namely, the feminine attributes of your body, the amount of ass hair, and whether you keep a clean rectal passage.

My body is tiny and feminine

very little ass hair

and yes my anus is clean unless i'm in the process of taking a shit

reanswer pls
Take my D.

woah.


gladly. let us fuck.
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(06-28-2014 03:31 PM)Efs Wrote:  Fucked if I know I don't even know the guidelines on DnE.
Ah, okay. They're right here - not all that many of them, which makes them all the more important, I suppose.

What's your favorite color?

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How are your money problems?

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Like I said, have you played any sports?

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(06-29-2014 08:03 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  Like I said, have you played any sports?
Like I said, I was a swimmer, soccer player, tennis player and futsal player. Currently I do not however.

(06-29-2014 07:47 AM)Alistoriv Wrote:  How are your money problems?
Well I've enjoyed my riches quite well recently. I've reduced the amount spent on drugs and currently won a lot from gambling although I intend to stop that once my remaining bets complete.

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(06-28-2014 03:31 PM)Efs Wrote:  Fucked if I know I don't even know the guidelines on DnE.
Ah, okay. They're right here - not all that many of them, which makes them all the more important, I suppose.

What's your favorite color?
I love all colours.

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efs are you duelix

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(06-29-2014 08:10 PM)SwiftEscudo Wrote:  efs are you duelix
No. Duelix is me.

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