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URGENT!!! 6 essays needed fast
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URGENT!!! 6 essays needed fast

My boy friend has to do these essays.
they're due Monday, but preferably tonight.

in order of priority:
History
science essay involving a scientific discovery and current use
2 English essays showing any of the following, personal writing, descriptive, narrative, expository, persuasive, research.

another science essay on a famous scientist of medical person but my boyfriend said he might do that one.

also a PE essay, but my boyfriend probably will do that one.

oh. Must be APA format, 12 pt, double spaced and 3-5 pages.

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Uh...
Well shit

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Is your boyfriend at all receptive to communism, by chance?

Yeah, that's all I've got, and they're probably recognizable. Thought I'd give it a shot.

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Sigh..

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Are you asking us to write these essays for him?





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What's the history one on?
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Anything historical I guess. He just said history.

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Why can't he do them?

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(06-14-2014 09:08 AM)Night Wrote:  My boy friend has to do these essays.
they're due Monday, but preferably tonight.

in order of priority:
History
science essay involving a scientific discovery and current use
2 English essays showing any of the following, personal writing, descriptive, narrative, expository, persuasive, research.

another science essay on a famous scientist or medical person but my boyfriend said he might do that one.

also a PE essay, but my boyfriend probably will do that one.

oh. Must be APA format, 12 pt, double spaced and 3-5 pages.

(06-14-2014 11:17 AM)DoA Wrote:  Is your boyfriend at all receptive to communism, by chance?

Yeah, that's all I've got, and they're probably recognizable. Thought I'd give it a shot.

I'm late, but I can always expect Night to rewrite her essays.

The closest things I have to that is an evaluation of early Soviet psychologist Lev Vygotsky and a collection of physicist Boris Hessen's (there you have it, your somewhat famous "hard" science guy) and economist Henryk Grossman's writings on "The Social and Economic Roots of the Scientific Revolution", and this book about astronomer Anton Pannekoek's life and writings. You can say that he "invented" council communism (not necessarily a "scientific discovery", but whatever) to eventually influence Paul Mattick (bad history, but is your textbook really much better about this stuff?) to piss off Trotskyists/Leninists by calling them Stalinists, which an actual Stalinist would also be offended to be compared to Trotsky. Besides his commie writings, he wrote "A History of Astronomy", which I have.
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Why the fuck would anyone write those essays for someone.
Also, I want someone to do my job this week for free plz

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God damn I don't even procrastinate that hardcore.

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I doubt any of us can offer real help regarding this. Your boyfriend has a total of 6 due essays and your descriptions of them aren't very useful.

"History" is far too vague. The science ones are also pretty vague, but not to the extent that we can't really offer anything. The English ones are really vague too.

Sorry, but it's doubtful that anyone here is going to write 3-5 page essays based off of vague task descriptions and get them done in a night. Partially because it's almost impossible, but mostly because no one would want to put in such an effort for someone they don't even know in a situation that no one would really care about.

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(06-26-2014 11:11 PM)SwiftEscudo Wrote:  I doubt any of us can offer real help regarding this. Your boyfriend has a total of 6 due essays and your descriptions of them aren't very useful.

"History" is far too vague. The science ones are also pretty vague, but not to the extent that we can't really offer anything. The English ones are really vague too.

Sorry, but it's doubtful that anyone here is going to write 3-5 page essays based off of vague task descriptions and get them done in a night. Partially because it's almost impossible, but mostly because no one would want to put in such an effort for someone they don't even know in a situation that no one would really care about.
It's too late anyway. Check OP date.

But yeah, if I'm gonna write 6 essays for someone I damn well better be getting my dick sucked out of it. Even then, probably not worth it.

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i feel sad about this...
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Also, take note Night's computer has been experiencing a lot of shit.

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