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I don't think I ever made one of these
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I don't think I ever made one of these

Fuck it. I'm bored. Ask whatever and whenever.

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I don't think I ever made one of these

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Where do you live and what's the weather like there?
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RE: I don't think I ever made one of these

Why does nobody ask me questions?

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favorite color?

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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I don't think I ever made one of these

Why are cucumbers red?

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I don't think I ever made one of these

bwahahahahahahhaha am i insane? are you insane? are we all insane!?!?!
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RE: I don't think I ever made one of these

(06-05-2014 01:39 PM)Sharpie Wrote:  Do you love me?

Not quite yet...but who knows. Wink

Quote:Do you like pancakes?

Of course. Who doesn't?

Quote:How old are you?

22.

(06-05-2014 01:42 PM)Cianna200 Wrote:  Where do you live and what's the weather like there?

Connecticut. Annoying and inconsistent.

(06-05-2014 03:22 PM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  What's your favorite fruit?

Apples, probably. They're the only fruits in a while that I can remember eating...should amend that most likely.

(06-05-2014 05:38 PM)Gwedin Wrote:  Do you think you're hot?

Well of course!

(06-05-2014 08:06 PM)no Wrote:  Why does nobody ask me questions?

That's something you'll have to take up with management.

Quote:What is your name?

NiteRaidah Adam.

Quote:What is your quest?

To find easy living at as cheap a price as possible.

Quote:What is your favorite color?

Blue/black/red. Can't choose, which is ridiculous for a matter as small as this.

(06-05-2014 10:19 PM)GamerCactus Wrote:  Why are cucumbers red?

Some eejit tried painting them.

Quote:Where are you from?

Connecticut.

Quote:Do you like chocolate chip cookies?

Yes.

Quote:What is your eye color?

Hazel.

(06-06-2014 02:40 AM)darkmind15 Wrote:  bwahahahahahahhaha am i insane? are you insane? are we all insane!?!?!

Yes.

This was pleasantly time-consuming...keep 'em coming.

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I don't think I ever made one of these

What must I do to earn your unconditional love?

Why are my dogs both staring at me intently from across the room? Should I be concerned?

Does a plastic mop make for a good weapon?

If I throw this coaster at someone hard enough, will it slice through them like a ninja star?

Do these questions appease you?

Why won't anybody ask me questions in my interview thread?
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RE: I don't think I ever made one of these

(06-06-2014 09:14 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  What must I do to earn your unconditional love?

Give it time. Maybe a few weeks.

Quote:Why are my dogs both staring at me intently from across the room? Should I be concerned?

Probably hungry. As for being concerned...no if you feed them, yes if you wait.

Quote:Does a plastic mop make for a good weapon?

Depends on the person you're going up against. If they're smaller, generally frailer, easy to wound, or overconfident...or any combination of that, it could be adequate. Otherwise, I'd recommend slathering it up with poison (wear gloves!) or attaching a blade to the top.

Quote:If I throw this coaster at someone hard enough, will it slice through them like a ninja star?

I would doubt it. Might be you'll knock their glasses halfway off or something.

Quote:Do these questions appease you?

They serve their purposes, aye.

Quote:Why won't anybody ask me questions in my interview thread?

You need to be more forceful. Try purchasing a neon sign and then hang it in front of your thread.

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I don't think I ever made one of these

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RE: I don't think I ever made one of these

What is life?

What is your religion, if any?

How many split personalities do you have?

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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I don't think I ever made one of these

Computers.
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I don't think I ever made one of these

I'd suggest using a bread knife, in the literal sense. Absolutely 0 evidence can remain(other than bread crumbs in wound and floor). It'll suck at everything but stabbing, and in that case only in soft areas.

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RE: I don't think I ever made one of these

(06-07-2014 08:45 AM)SoulRiser Wrote:  How do I banana?

take a swim in potassium. Sort of worked for me!

(06-07-2014 09:07 AM)no Wrote:  What is life?

This thing we live and endure, for want of a wittier/more irreverent answer.

Quote:What is your religion, if any?

Who the hell knows at this point. I go back and forth between agnosticism and "lazy" Christianity.

Quote:How many split personalities do you have?

Three. Well, four, but one of them didn't want to be included.

(06-07-2014 09:43 AM)Gwedin Wrote:  Computers.

One. Two, actually. No...three. One dead-to-shit laptop in my closet, one close-to-dead-to-shit one that I'm only keeping around long enough for files, and the one I'm using right now...fourth laptop in eight years.

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I don't think I ever made one of these

hump de bump

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I don't think I ever made one of these

Do you love me yet?

Is pizza an acceptable alternative to onion meat?

How shitty will my day be today?

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RE: I don't think I ever made one of these

Thanks brah

(06-09-2014 10:00 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  Do you love me yet?

We're headed in a positive direction.

Quote:Is pizza an acceptable alternative to onion meat?

god yes

Quote:How shitty will my day be today?

I certainly hope "not at all" but I don't know enough about your circumstances. :(

Quote:Why did the Egyptians worship cats?

I think the main thing was about how they killed vermin (thus saving granaries) and were generally viewed as symbols of poise and grace.

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It's me, Gramps! Gary!

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I don't think I ever made one of these

I'm pretty sure Professor Oak suffers from dementia; why else would he neglect his own grandson, send two children on a quest to travel a nation taking pictures of dangerous monsters, tell some kid not to ride his bike inside buildings several miles away, and say without any remorse, "I came when I heard you beat the ELITE FOUR"?

Wait, that's not my question. My question is this:

Do you have enough swag to fill a two-gallon container? If so, how many such containers can you fill with swag?

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(06-10-2014 10:25 AM)DoA Wrote:  Do you have enough swag to fill a two-gallon container? If so, how many such containers can you fill with swag?

My swag by itself has enough swag to fill a two-gallon container or any other container in the nearby vicinity. As for me...not enough containers left in the world.

(realizes that writing in like that may have in fact answered the question, but in the opposite way I was meaning.....)

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(06-10-2014 10:38 AM)NiteRaidah Wrote:  
(06-10-2014 10:25 AM)DoA Wrote:  Do you have enough swag to fill a two-gallon container? If so, how many such containers can you fill with swag?

My swag by itself has enough swag to fill a two-gallon container or any other container in the nearby vicinity. As for me...not enough containers left in the world.

(realizes that writing in like that may have in fact answered the question, but in the opposite way I was meaning.....)
This guy's so rich he has a swagging pool in his swagging pool

Anyway, next question: What is your favorite Pokemon game? (If any?)

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(06-10-2014 10:42 AM)DoA Wrote:  
(06-10-2014 10:38 AM)NiteRaidah Wrote:  
(06-10-2014 10:25 AM)DoA Wrote:  Do you have enough swag to fill a two-gallon container? If so, how many such containers can you fill with swag?

My swag by itself has enough swag to fill a two-gallon container or any other container in the nearby vicinity. As for me...not enough containers left in the world.

(realizes that writing in like that may have in fact answered the question, but in the opposite way I was meaning.....)
This guy's so rich he has a swagging pool in his swagging pool

SO I CAN SWAG WHILE I SWIM -- wait, no, scratch that

Quote:Anyway, next question: What is your favorite Pokemon game? (If any?)

Pokemon Yellow. Simply classic. So of course, I lost it 10+ years ago (and even if I still had it, who knows if the battery would still work).

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I don't think I ever made one of these

Can I borrow some of your swag?

Do you like waffles?

Favorite fruit?

Favorite color?

Favorite smell?

Do you like to pour hot candle wax onto your eyeballs?
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(06-10-2014 11:01 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  Can I borrow some of your swag?

You can...for a price. Also keep in mind that merely borrowing swag does not mean it will work out properly. Imagine borrowing a friend's t-shirt and finding it doesn't fit.

Quote:Do you like waffles?

Yes, yes.

Quote:Favorite fruit?
Apples

Quote:Favorite color?

Red/black/blue.

Quote:Favorite smell?
...I honestly don't know. Maybe BBQ smoke. I was going to write "napalm in the mornings"...but let's face it, it's been done.

Quote:Do you like to pour hot candle wax onto your eyeballs?

Not really. I prefer cold-to-lukewarm wax.

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I don't think I ever made one of these

You can't pour wax on something unless it's hot!


Do you like pens or pencils?

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Any hobbies?
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(06-10-2014 12:05 PM)Sharpie Wrote:  You can't pour wax on something unless it's hot!

Well, that explains the lack of success/pain....

Quote:Do you like pens or pencils?

Pens.

Quote:Favorite music genre?

Hmm. Couple ways I could answer this. I guess in general, hard rock/general rock...though right now it's prog.

Quote:Any hobbies?

Bitching at/threatening the computer, internetting (almost always at night), manly runs, general working out/sports, writing, reading, venting...could go on.

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I don't think I ever made one of these

Do you like pears?

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