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"School-Survival is like the hip-hop/rap industry. We all claim aliases, talk about a struggle, and the Frag Arena is essentially the place for our diss songs."

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"Wat?"

"Wut?"

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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wot

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"Telling bullies that they are the scourge of society might make you feel ten feet tall, but it seriously hurts their self-esteem and makes you look like a jerk." - DoA, Founder of the Anti-Anti-Bullying Movement

"The funny thing is that we're all assuming that the cosmic matter we're all made of exists in the first place. Isn't it at all possible that reality is simply a falsehood?" - DoA, contemplating existence

"I've noticed that there are more noobs in this game than any other. Too bad you can't team kill without earning a death sentence." - DoA, on real life

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"Don't make things that work in the future, make things that work NOW!" - KFC Nyan Cat on Modern Operating Systems
"You do the same thing your opponents do." - KFC Nyan Cat on Athiests
"You are aware that YOLO is bad for you, right?" KFC Nyan Cat on them LaVeyans.
"Gee, it sure is boring around here." - KFC Nyan Cat on School

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"I'm not high, i promise!"

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"SPPPAAARRRTTAAAA"
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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts."

--Gwedin the Bitching Babe

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"Stupid fucking shitty cocksucking motherfucking wanking cum dumpster!" ~when Dead realizes there's no ketchup in his drive-through Mcdonalds bag
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"This thread is stupid. Let's participate anyway." -- no, regarding the random quotes by you thread

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"Dem poor niggers, not bein' human an' shit."
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And now, quotes by DoA that sound like something he's say when high except he's never been high, divided into categories:

Hipster DoA
"Adam West flippin' rocks. Don't be dissing the West."
"Chrome > Firefox > Most Browsers > Approximately 30 feet of crap > IE + Safari"
"What is this Immortal Technique thing you keep referencing?"
"I used to have Norton [Antivirus], but then I took some common sense to mind."
"That sounds pretty deep...and copypasted."
"Romney says he doesn't know, so he doesn't know."
"I'll protect the streets of my city at night and apprehend those who prey on the weak. I will pelt drug dealers with water balloons and fire Nerf water guns at muggers."
"Subdivisions is one of my all-time favorite songs."
"Maybe the tokers will quit bothering the more abstinent citizens like myself if weed is legalized. That's a major upside."
"I'm not going to [buy] a system that lacks achievements/trophies, support for the very few good games the Wii did have, and much of anything more exciting than tennis."

Swagfag DoA
"Being gay is optional, there's more than one kind of swag. 'Swagger' is a very neat word, by the way. That's probably one of the best forms of swag."
"Just like how YOLO can mean You Only Live Once, You Only Laugh Once, You Only Lick Oranges, or You Obviously Lack Originality."
"gooby pls"
"Discussion's Old Amirite"
"Don't talk about it [Fight Club]."
"What about pie-flavored pie?"
"Some men just want to watch the world burn."
"Yeah, so in 2008 people started Rickrolling and whatnot. Have you ever actually stopped to listen to the song? If not, I have it here (no, you did not just get rickrolled)"
"I was the first to answer lolcats on the poll. I'm such a leader."

DoA Thinking with Portals
"I pressed the 'Portal' button - it's located between 'View Today's Posts' and 'Private Messages' in whatever the default theme is - and instead of Aperture Laboratories, I got a series of links to forum posts and excerpts. I have a feeling this isn't just a bug - why would you do such a thing? It's like that time I was promised cake and didn't get any."
Later...
"IT DOESN'T TELEPORT ME ANYWHERE, WHY IS IT EVEN THERE?"
"Muffin button."

DoA Pretending Not to Have a Childhood
"Reminds me of that episode in that Nickelodeon cartoon with the fairies in which Timmy goes back in time to prevent himself from ever being born, and his dad is instead an evil dictator that forces everyone to smile (although that's merely a small side note)."
"What's this about Kakuna Rattata?"

DoA-isms that Never Caught on
"Sheesh. With all the people you're describing, you sound like you live on the corner of Albuquerque and Hell."
"Do you prefer bagels with cream cheese or glazed donuts?"
"Ignore fagix, keep debating."
"All I can say is, the people in the ScholasticDementia forums seem to have dementia."
"So many inexplicable things have happened to me that I'd rather not bother attempting to explain them."
"Whoa. This magic lamp works - I've summoned one of the more intellectual oldfafs [Vatman]!"
"As long as they're first world problems, they're still problems."

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"TL;DR"


~Sharpie, on the topic of DOA's post above.
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"Are you letting potatos use computers? We can't let them get too smart. They'll take over. Ireland is doomed."
-Sub (This is something I actually said on IRC.)

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"School-Survival is an immature forum for teenagers going through puberty that masquerades itself as an 'alternative education' program...." - What our article on RationalWiki would look like - Hansgrohe

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"SPOONS!" - Kira in the IRC

"I like turtles" - Kira when being random

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches a lesson."-Tom Bodett

"I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing."-Neil Gaimen

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"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" - DoA, on himself, referencing word-for-word a line said by one of the greatest minds in Bikini Bottom, Patrick Star

Public Service Announcement: First world problems are still problems.
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It should be perfectly acceptable to hand someone a didgeridoo and expect them to know how to use it. -Me.

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"I like flying turtle trains." -the-motherfucking-supreme-motherfucking-anarchist-motherfucking-being-motherfucking-random-motherfucking-fuckity-fucky-fuck-fucking-fuckers!

"The Police, The only time you have an excuse to have a hooker giving you her specialty and not get in trouble." -thesupremeanarchist's musing of Police.

"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" Samuel L. motherfucking Jackson, telling about his first experience with snakes on a plane.

"Compulsory education is run by conformist supremacists. They target the noncomformists." -thesupremeanarchist on Compulsory Education.

"The sharks know, when the whistle is blown once to take cover and, when it blows again, they can swarm in and eat everybody!" -Jimmy Fallon on Shark Attacks.

"I use TOR. I can't stand most other browsers." -thesupremeanarchist on Internet Browsing.

"Warden, will you hold my hand?" -a prisoner on death row, on the electric chair in his final moments.

"Give me freedom or go fuck yourself." -thesu-aw, fuck it... views of freedom.

"Have fun reading? Don't lie to yourself, you know you did." -thesupremeanarchist on this post.

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Can u believe Ive had a beard for more than a year?

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"Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina!" -Arnold Schwarzenegger gets schooled by a kindergarten student about basic human anatomy. (From Kindergarten Cop.)

"I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country." -Nathan Hale's Last Words.

"Ain't it fun when you know that you're gonna die young?" -Temple of the Tombs, Ain't it Fun teaches you that you'll die young. And yes, it is fun, by the way. Especially if you die for what you believe in.

"When I learned of tyranny, I realized that the government was the main tyrant in this world. Which is why I resent it." -thesupremeanarchist on tyranny and tyrants.

"HEIL SATAN!" -Do I really have to expl-

"LISTEN PPL I GOE 2 SKOOL I GET EDACATUN I LERN THINGZ N THEIR AINT NUTTIN RONG WIT GOEN 2 SKOOL. I GO 2 SKOOL DEN 2 COLLEGE TO GET GR8 JOB MAYBE EVEN BECOME GOOD LAWYER. SO U GUISE NEED 2 QUIT TRYIN 2 GET PPL TO STAY OUT OF SKOOL. SKOOL IS KEWL PPLZ." -By who the hell knows who. (Like SoulRiser, I'm not sure this person was really serious though. Would be hilarious if they were...).

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"Kill yourself"
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"no u"

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"Why?" -thesupremeanarchist on Sharpie's post, "kill yourself"

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"SS is demoralizing."- N on School Survival

"SS is retarded."- T on School Survival

"Mr. Reinke is a douche."- SchoolSux on a lunch monitor and the guy whose classroom is right next to SchoolSux's locker

"School is prison.", "School is living hell." and "School is bullshit."-SchoolSux on school

"School is awesome."- N on school

"Unschooling is bullshit."- T, N, mom, dad, and stepdad on unschooling

"Unschooling is legitimate."- SchoolSux on unschooling

schoolsux's countdown until school ends:

177 days until i get out of freshman year (aka hell)
1280 days until I get out of prison (aka school)

(as of november 28, 2016)

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(08-01-2015 02:30 PM)SchoolSux Wrote:  "SS is demoralizing."- N on School Survival

"N sounds like an idiot."- thesupremeanarchist on N.

(08-01-2015 02:30 PM)SchoolSux Wrote:  "SS is retarded."- T on School Survival

"T is an asshole."- thesupremeanarchist on T.

(08-01-2015 02:30 PM)SchoolSux Wrote:  "Mr. Reinke is a douche."- SchoolSux on a lunch monitor and the guy whose classroom is right next to SchoolSux's locker

"I don't know for sure, I never met him."- thesupremeanarchist on Mr. Reinke.

(08-01-2015 02:30 PM)SchoolSux Wrote:  "School is prison.", "School is living hell." and "School is bullshit."-SchoolSux on school

"Pretty much."- thesupremeanarchist on SchoolSux on school.

(08-01-2015 02:30 PM)SchoolSux Wrote:  "School is awesome."- N on school

"I don't want to be an American Idiot. N is an American Idiot."- thesupremeanarchist, somewhat quoting Green Day.

(08-01-2015 02:30 PM)SchoolSux Wrote:  "Unschooling is bullshit."- T, N, mom, dad, and stepdad on unschooling

"don tAlc youssef dis wey. i is smert. skol mayKs u smRtr, tRst i! ppLz, goo ta skol ind bcum smrT. u wil Evn gota clge ind git youssef a eidu. i is bcum a gud spkn ppl bi gota skool!"- thesupremeanarchist trolling T, N, mom, dad, and stepdad by telling them how it is.

(08-01-2015 02:30 PM)SchoolSux Wrote:  "Unschooling is legitimate."- SchoolSux on unschooling

"SchoolSux is a very smart person. I agree with his views completely, and think his parents should go fuck themselves."- thesupremeanarchist on SchoolSux.

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"Don't let that guy give you shit"(referring to how "that guy" always messes with me)
"Why? Is he selling?"
*cue laughs*

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Quote:"I don't know for sure, I never met him."- thesupremeanarchist on Mr. Reinke.

Quote: This one teacher (Mr. Reinke) loves to emotionally and mentally abuse me about my locker, threatening 100 demerits or "as many as I need to do it" per day and saying "I can do whatever I want!". He also says (not in exact quotes) "I'm trying to help you". Really, you're trying to help me by making my self-esteem hit lows? And somehow my mom supports him.

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schoolsux's countdown until school ends:

177 days until i get out of freshman year (aka hell)
1280 days until I get out of prison (aka school)

(as of november 28, 2016)

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after sharing the responses with friends...

sorry thesupremeanarchist these guys REALLY hate you

"He is an ignorant dumbass."- D on thesupremeanarchist*

"He's a dumbass."- T on thesupremeanarchist*

"He's probably some emo sob faggot."- T on thesupremeanarchist*

"I want to destroy this retard."- T on thesupremeanarchist*

"It is satanist."- N on School Survival

"Who the fuck is he to call me an asshole for saying an anti school website that is probably satanist is demoralizing?"- T on thesupremeanarchist*

"You have no idea how lucky you are to have school."- N on school

*- edited for grammar

schoolsux's countdown until school ends:

177 days until i get out of freshman year (aka hell)
1280 days until I get out of prison (aka school)

(as of november 28, 2016)

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