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XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.
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XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

The thread title, basically.

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XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

What's your eye color?

Have you been to a desert?

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RE: XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

(05-12-2014 11:03 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  What's your eye color?
Blue.

(05-12-2014 11:03 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  Have you been to a desert?
Negative.

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XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

Do you love me?

Do you like muffins?

What should I put on my burger later?

Why does my mouse glide so smoothly across my desk?

Why do I sit in awkward positions while on the computer?

Do you drink eyedrops?
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RE: XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

(05-12-2014 11:18 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  Do you love me?
No.

(05-12-2014 11:18 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  Do you like muffins?
When I was six I had a rather unpleasant incident with muffins, so no.

(05-12-2014 11:18 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  What should I put on my burger later?
Blame.

(05-12-2014 11:18 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  Why does my mouse glide so smoothly across my desk?
It wants to be a rubber ball when it grows up.

(05-12-2014 11:18 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  Why do I sit in awkward positions while on the computer?
Because computers are not large enough to provide adequate support for the human body.

(05-12-2014 11:18 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  Do you drink eyedrops?
No, but I found out when I was very young that tears are delicious.

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XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

Why did you kill planetfall666?
What did he do to you?
Where did you hide the body?
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XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

Opinion of The brain, master of humanity, deity of the only religion that shall spread across the globe, ruler of the Earth and crazy dude who dresses with class?
Biggrin

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how cool am I on a scale of 1-10?

idk :|
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RE: XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

What 4 religions do I like?

Christianity
Buddhism
Judaism
New age
Islam
Wicca
Hinduism
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RE: XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

(05-12-2014 12:29 PM)DoA Wrote:  Why did you kill planetfall666?
I didn't kill him. I merely absorbed his mind. Though from the outside I guess it looks more or less the same, especially the whole stabbing bit.

(05-12-2014 12:29 PM)DoA Wrote:  What did he do to you?
Have a delicious mind.

(05-12-2014 12:29 PM)DoA Wrote:  Where did you hide the body?
On a comet that will hit earth in its early days and start the evolution of all life.

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Can I have his stuff?
As he still lives inside my head, no, you can't. When he and I are both dead, maybe.

(05-12-2014 01:17 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Opinion of The brain, master of humanity, deity of the only religion that shall spread across the globe, ruler of the Earth and crazy dude who dresses with class?
Biggrin
Meh. Unoriginal.

(05-12-2014 01:49 PM)Gwedin Wrote:  how cool am I on a scale of 1-10?
11

(05-12-2014 01:52 PM)Cianna200 Wrote:  What 4 religions do I like?

Christianity
Buddhism
Judaism
New age
Islam
Wicca
Hinduism
Taking a biased wild guess here... Buddhism, New Age, Wicca, Hinduism?

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XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

How many birds can you see from where you're sitting right now?

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RE: XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

-gasp you got them right!
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RE: XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

(05-12-2014 09:28 PM)SoulRiser Wrote:  How many birds can you see from where you're sitting right now?
Absolutely none. The only window in the room has the blinds closed, and only overlooks the neighbor's messy termite farm yard.

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XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

Unoriginal.

Somebody wants an arrow to the knee cause you don't just -insert verb- into Mordor foo'

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(05-13-2014 09:28 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Unoriginal.

Somebody wants an arrow to the knee cause you don't just -insert verb- into Mordor foo'

You did not post a question. You are now exiled to wander the YouTube comments for all eternity.

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(05-13-2014 09:32 AM)no Wrote:  
(05-13-2014 09:28 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Unoriginal.

Somebody wants an arrow to the knee cause you don't just -insert verb- into Mordor foo'

You did not post a question. You are now exiled to wander the YouTube comments for all eternity.

NOOOO!!!

They used to be decent...but perhaps that was before Google ate Youtube.

Mention a most watched Youtube video maker or whatever they called.(or a specific video. Whichever)

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(05-13-2014 09:39 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Mention a most watched Youtube video maker or whatever they called.(or a specific video. Whichever)

Justin Bieber songs. Suffer!

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Bumpity bump bump.

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Are you sure I can't have his stuff?

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(05-24-2014 08:52 AM)DoA Wrote:  Are you sure I can't have his stuff?
Completely sure.

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XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

Can you give me 5 pennies?

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RE: XI. Thou shalt ask me questions.

(05-24-2014 12:15 PM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  Can you give me 5 pennies?

False. For one thing, I don't know where to mail them. I also do not have any sort of online money sendy thingy to send you 5 cents that way.

However, if you come visit me (a trip that will cost significantly more than five pennies) I can give you them.

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