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New, dumb school 'security' policy.
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New, dumb school 'security' policy.

I went to register for classes this year, and upon receiving my ID card, also found out that we have to wear it around our necks using school lanyards, all day long, for the entire year. If you get caught not wearing it, and that means even holding it in your hand or having it anywhere else on your body, you get a Saturday school (about four hours of useless worksheets) on the spot. Three times, and you get after school detention as well.

What I found almost sadly funny about the lanyards was that you can't even use your own, you have to choose either the $3 ones with our school's name on it, or get the Airforce, Army, or Marine lanyards for free. Its like the school is purposely conditioning its students for the military and nothing more. We've had countless visits by Army/Marines/Navy officers giving out pamphlets, and in a school-wide student survey the first choice for the question "Where are you going after High School?" was "Join the Military".

Our school administration just gets dumber every year.

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08-19-2010 05:50 PM
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Fuck your school, your school sucks.

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08-20-2010 05:08 AM
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Quote:Its like the school is purposely conditioning its students for the military and nothing more. We've had countless visits by Army/Marines/Navy officers giving out pamphlets, and in a school-wide student survey the first choice for the question "Where are you going after High School?" was "Join the Military".

Wow, you're so fucking anti-American.

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08-20-2010 05:11 AM
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Please tell me that was sarcasm 5

Also, My school has this exact same policy but they don't enforce it for shit. Most kids don't even OWN an id at all, much less wear it around their necks all day.
08-20-2010 06:04 AM
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Quote:Please tell me that was sarcasm 5
No...are you?

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08-20-2010 06:21 AM
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Anti-American? Not necessarily I agree with what the country was founded on but I am 100% against what this country stands for now. So I guess it depends on how you look at it.
08-20-2010 09:01 AM
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I bet your teachers love working Saturdays. work a deal with them, they probably think the rule is bullshit anyways.

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08-20-2010 09:15 AM
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Trolled. I was poking fun at the people who's only logical conclusion to somebody having a bit of sense is that they are anti-American. Unfortunately I've encountered quite a few of these folks.

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08-20-2010 10:37 PM
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Was about to say thought criminal that 5 was acting like the typical american nowadays.

An unquestioning idiot who believes everything the government tells them and preaches about freedom and all that.

Down here in florida they been having kids do that crap with the IDs and all that and here its like 8 dollars to replace the IDs if you lose em and 5 dollars for the little holder thing.

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Damn you guys get less patriotic every time I come on here. Damn your cowardice and join the marines there be terrorists about and oil needing drilling. FOR BLOOD FOR EMPIRE FOR CONQUEST!

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08-21-2010 04:49 AM
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Pinko Wrote:Damn you guys get less patriotic every time I come on here. Damn your cowardice and join the marines there be terrorists about and oil needing drilling. FOR BLOOD FOR EMPIRE FOR CONQUEST!

SIEG HEIL!

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Pinko Wrote:Damn you guys get less patriotic every time I come on here. Damn your cowardice and join the marines there be terrorists about and oil needing drilling. FOR BLOOD FOR EMPIRE FOR CONQUEST!
That's the spirit! The American empire shall rise and rule the world.

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Hell yeah!! and crayola can make me a sammich!
08-21-2010 11:23 AM
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I was like

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FUCK YEAH!
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08-21-2010 11:27 AM
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Laugh
08-21-2010 11:32 AM
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Especially lulzy since that's the first time I read this thread.

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|55555| Wrote:
Quote:Wow, you're so fucking anti-American.

I don't have anything against the military directly, the problem is just how our school is constantly trying to recruit us into it. If I want to join the Marines, the army, or whatever, I'd go right ahead and sign myself up. It becomes a problem when its the only thing school is trying to prepare you for is the military, or they see it as your only option out of high school.

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|55555| Wrote:
Quote:Wow, you're so fucking anti-American.

I don't have anything against the military directly, the problem is just how our school is constantly trying to recruit us into it. If I want to join the Marines, the army, or whatever, I'd go right ahead and sign myself up. It becomes a problem when its the only thing school is trying to prepare you for is the military, or they see it as your only option out of high school.

Its sarcasm man.

5 ain't being serious.

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