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Gwedin · 05-22-2014 04:53 PM

(05-20-2014 03:31 PM)Gwedin Wrote: That review is wrong. WRONG I SAY! And so are you.

I didn't like any of them. I didn't listen to any in full because so many. >.< They're all so slow and meh, maybe I'm not in the mood for slow songs. :>

WHEN I BE PEG LEG LARRY I PLAY THIS HERE SEA SHANTY

Watch on YouTube

So sad. D: aheehee

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If you find this too slow, it starts getting interesting around 4 or 5 mins.

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No vocals this time.

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Here we are. Razz

Subb · 05-23-2014 02:59 PM

I didn't listen to much of each song, but enough to form an opinion.

The first one is interesting, a sea shanty with a metal twist (Well, my definition of it.) But, I don't see why it's five minutes long. Two or three minutes would suffice.

The second one.... I feel sorry for the singer. Did he try to gargle shards of glass as a kid? Seriously, why would anyone try to sound like that...

The third one sounds nice. Almost like U2. Might come back to it at some point.

I shall also put three songs. A rap about the NSA, a music number from the Price of Egypt, and another Mountain Goats song (ITS DIFFERENT ITS DIFFERENT! Just the singer and his guitar, recorded on a boombox and released on cassettes (And then rereleased on CD and record.))

I'll just post the links now, to slow the eventual onset of strain on the thread. Do what you must.

"The NSA Hate This Song Smile

" By Dan Bull
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_a7_pygtNA

"The Plages" from "The Prince of Egypt."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcg5rN-jlaw

"The Best Ever Death Metal Band In Denton" By tMG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6IrmULLV0M
I don't like death metal, but I do like songs about it...

thewake · 05-23-2014 04:10 PM

The only thing good in this entire thread is George Harrison.

Gwedin · 05-26-2014 05:35 PM

(05-23-2014 02:59 PM)Sub Wrote: "The NSA Hate This Song " By Dan Bull
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_a7_pygtNA

Funny. Hate rap but the lyrics were at least funny which is what he seemed to be aiming for so, good jerb.

(05-23-2014 02:59 PM)Sub Wrote: "The Plages" from "The Prince of Egypt."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcg5rN-jlaw

If the entire song was made up of that choir-like thing and not that single guy singing, would've liked it. Meh. He ruined it.

(05-23-2014 02:59 PM)Sub Wrote: "The Best Ever Death Metal Band In Denton" By tMG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6IrmULLV0M
I don't like death metal, but I do like songs about it...

I bet they sucked at death metal anyway. Average song. Not bad or good.

Blerk mertel

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Old emofaf stuff. Don't judge me. D: I hate it now.

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Genre shift.

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Subb · 05-26-2014 05:58 PM

What was the difference between the first and second song? Sure, the second one was more whiney and noisy, but both are equally unpleasant to me. The last one was nice, nice polyphony going on.

"Working Class Hero" -John Lennon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKwXwU5iWs

"The Doctor is Dying"-Chameleon Circuit
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i79VqFUiNUY

"The Birthday Song" -Charlie McDonnell
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d3sh3IpPBJc

Gwedin · 06-07-2014 02:59 PM

IM SO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO REPLY

First one was okay. I prefer the rock version but yeah it's bearable.

Second one. WTF? Shitty as fuck D:

Third one. Heh. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

HEEHEEHEE
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

Some Nightwish cuz yoloswag

You might actually like this one?!!1/1/

MERZBOW (someone's gonna call me a fucking casual for posting this)

Subb · 06-08-2014 03:48 PM

First one is interesting, like Kaizers, if they were a metal band that took from Nordic folk rather than eastern European folk. I like it.

Second one is pretty hard fir me, but there really is some interesting polyphony going on. So, I give it a thumbs up.

Third one... Wold at least used instuments. That's just manipulated static. Can't call it music.

Here's some things I used to like, but not anymore.

This used to be mah jam in 5th grade. The theme song to "Liberty's Kids."
http://youtu.be/SDw4b7E32no

And mah jam in 8th grade. Still like it, but not nearly as much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNLcXj5yR68

Oh, mah jam in general elementary school.
http://youtu.be/n55JFh5V8zY

Gwedin · 06-09-2014 04:04 PM

First one was epic nostalgia. But terrible D:

I hated it but couldn't stop listening. fkn pop.

Just... die.

Pulling out the last genre in my hat D: I'll have like nothing to post after this.

Watch on YouTube

Watch on YouTube

And now back to pop crap because Pandora won't let me skip any more songs and I don't remember many artists.

Watch on YouTube

Subb · 06-24-2014 02:41 PM

WOO FINALLY

Anyway... The first one. The instruments are okay, and the singer is talented, but her delivery is offputting. It's so... clean. Like Christian music. The second one is interesting, it reminded me of the Avatar soundtrack. The third one was messy. Everything blended into each other and I could barely hear the voice. No, bad, production team. Bad.

Screw it. I'm going to bring back banned and retired artists for one post only, but only if I can find something different to offer in their discography, and say why. Feel free to do the same. This thread needs new blood...

http://youtu.be/BZZ_EAr7Ces
"In the Craters of the Moon" by tMG. Please listen to this one all the way through. I'm posting this because the singer's vocal delivery greatly contrasts Celtic Woman's. He's not as good, but it's filled with expression and emotion.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DC8xni1RKuA&feature=kp
"Min Kvite Russer" by Kaizers. I picked it because I hate this song. Simple as that.

I won't give you a third one because this is enough for you to put up with.

Gwedin · 06-24-2014 03:53 PM

The first one was tolerable... The build up was good for sure and everything else was a'ight. Not awesome though.

And that second one. God. He sounded like he was giving childbirth. y so whiny! plus the instruments were boring. glad you dislike it too. :3

Flyleaf - All Around Me

How could I forget Flyleaf. They're pretty different to anything I've posted already so

Arch Enemy - Carry The Cross

casualfaf deathcore shit. Keep in mind the singer is a chick. :3

I'd post more but Firefox is already running ridiculously slow so meh.

LadyKira · 06-25-2014 02:45 AM

Watch on YouTube

Watch on YouTube

Subb · 09-09-2014 04:45 AM

The first one... is this Christian rock?!? Ew. I guess it's okay, kinda bland. For Christian rock, it's full of character. Good for them. Now get it away from me.

This second one is a lot better. But, HOLY SHIT THIS IS A GIRL?!?!? WHAT? SHE'S FREAKING ME OUT. TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF

Well, onto my turn. Major Parkinson time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNzfFEB0ipc (Euthanasia Roller Coaster)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzzCGI7Tris (Simone!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1qjA84aUk (Heart Of Hickory)

BONUS: Skambankt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Dw9QAYR2o (O Dessverre)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVgtjM7h9is (Dynasti)

You know... I think I'm gonna move this to Music. That's the best place for it, right? Someone can move it back if they disagree.

James Comey · 09-09-2014 10:38 AM

HANSGROHE ENTERS THE COMPETITION:

Did I mention I do like some country?

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Gwedin · 09-09-2014 10:24 PM

Good idea moving the thread.

The Major Parkinson songs. Mmmmmm yes. All of them were great but the last one was perfect. Downloading their discography now. The first one by Skambankt was... okay I guess. Nothing special, wasn't terrible, wouldn't listen again though. The second song reminded me of Motorhead for whatever reason and was average at best too. Meh.

Hansgrohe... country rock... I want to hate this song so much but it's catchy af so it gets a pass. xD

Get ready for a few...

Aggrotech. I know you hate it but give this one a chance.

Watch on YouTube

Love this song to pieces. <3 You might too??

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Some trip hop because why not.

Watch on YouTube

Shiny Toy Guns now <3

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Moar! Am obsessed with these losers lately.

Watch on YouTube

Also sorry for doing the embedding shit and not links but I've already done it for them all and CBF going back so you'll have to deal with shit being slow. :|

Username · 09-10-2014 12:38 AM

Law research?

Subb · 09-10-2014 05:58 AM

Huh. A weird assortment.

First one: Techno metal again? Ugh. There's not even guitars. It's not even cool like it would be. What?
Second one: It's okay, I guess. A standard folk song? There's talent, but...
Third one: This is probably the best in the bunch. It's at least innovative, and she has a really nice voice.
Fourth one: What is this... A club jam rock sort of a thing? Ew, no. Go away. That's not a good thing to do.
Last one: Meh. Just a techno pop thing.

Huh... What do I put... Just some German stuff I've found? Why not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqObMM_QzVQ (Casper-Im Aschergen)-Rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgqMRzJNHDE (Annett Louisan-Dein Ding)-Pop, well, a pop take on country.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR7kBBptT1Q (Schandmaul- Euch zum Geleit ...)- Supposedly medieval metal...

UPDATE: Just a bonus. Tom Waits "Hell Broke Luce." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fju9o8BVJ8

Gwedin · 09-19-2014 03:33 PM

(09-10-2014 05:58 AM)Sub Wrote: Huh. A weird assortment.

First one: Techno metal again? Ugh. There's not even guitars. It's not even cool like it would be. What?

wot m8 guitars would probably ruin that shit.

First one: That was interesting. Never heard rap done like that before. Am tempted to look at some more of that artist's stuff.
Second one: Chick was cute af. Song was gay. DING A LING DING DING no that's just bad. I know her from some other song that my old German teacher showed us though kek.
Third: That made me want to grow a beard. Top tier song there m8. Would listen again and am gonna check out more of their stuff.
Fourth: Literally burst into laughter as soon as he started singing. Sounds like a fucking gorilla. gg m8

I wanted to show you a different song from this chick but it wasn't on YT so whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMiGpmmwheY Terami Hirsch - Falling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy4PIZ4NY5g Tiamat - Carry The Cross

DSBM that isn't absolute raw shit like the other stuff I showed earlier in the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZlZuYp1fZc Silencer - Death - Pierce Me

Subb · 09-26-2014 03:28 PM

First one: Something's wrong with the production. The piano's too loud, and it's washing out her voice. She sounds good, but a little weepy. Bleh.

Second one: Meh, the vocals are really clean. But it's some nice slow stuff, so...

Third one: Ten minutes long, Sounds like a slower intro to Metallica's "One," he sounds like a rooster.

Now, Time for some experimental hip hop!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW9H1b7zXUY (Death Grips, "Get Got")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WBYzu1_OqM (Clipping, "Work Work")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoTL67PCKjM (Tobacco, "Streaker")

And just to wash that out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCttPrQMtpw (The Mountain Goats, "Against Pollution")

Gwedin · 09-29-2014 03:56 PM

First one: When you said hip hop I wasn't really expecting this... I have mixed thoughts. The vocals are really nice to be honest. But eh, it still sounds too much like hip hop for me to really get into.

Second one: Hate it. Sounds like normal hip hop. The first one at least was interesting.

Third one: This doesn't really sound like hip hop at all. Sounds really distorted. I kinda like it. But it's too slow to really get into like the noise I usually listen to. :| So pass, I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY "Babymetal - Gimme Chocolate" le weaboo metal. laugh away man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzlMB-jJgvk "Callenish Circle - Suffer My Disbelief" I thought I already posted this in this thread but apparently not. Meh. I know I've posted in on /ss/ before tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TnPS9DdkSk "Last Days - Thoughts Of Alice" why can't alice be my best friend she's adorable >:[

(09-26-2014 03:28 PM)Sub Wrote: She sounds good, but a little weepy.

that's the idea. :|

Subb · 09-30-2014 02:37 AM

First one... THE MUSIC IS CLASING WITH ITSELF. MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY THAT DOES NOT DO WITH THAT. THATS A NO NO. -10000/10

Second one... ANGRY JOE!!! How can I give this a bad rating? But, that's the only thing I really like about it, so... 5/10

Third one... wow... this is kinda artsy... Didn't expect this... It's pretty, and that's the best thing I can say. Maybe it would be a good intro to a musical? 4/10.

You know what? Let's do YouTubers who make music this time... Particularly, people who's music I enjoy less than their videos, even if it's still good.

First one I'll post two versions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXdKdgS0ISA "The Promise" by Emma Blackery (Original/Acoustic)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI2-dYE-dn0 "The Promise" by Emma Blackery (Electronic Remix) (I prefer the vocal delivery on this one. If you pick one, do this one.)

Oh, the projects are always fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWOTJwITa6Y "Pop Song Made in a Day" by Boyinaband and Veela (Give it a break, it's a generic pop song made in seven hours that's supposed sound like a generic pop song.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzYXurzNoE4 "Violent Bible Rap" by Dan Bull and Boyinaband, Featuring God.

Gwedin · 10-01-2014 04:09 PM

First song: Gay. Comments section: Even gayer.
Electronic version: Better. Still gay.
Second: It's funny because this is how most pop songs sound.
Third: Meh. Rap. What can I say.

That was a hard bunch of songs to comment on properly.

HERE WE GO

STARTING OFF WITH SOME OF MAH DSBM
Try look past what you consider to be awful howling and just go with the mood of the song. Be depressed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6-sRLgXp70 "Araxas - Suicide Of My Mind"

Merzbow, because you fucking asked for it. Don't listen to the whole thing obv.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlGh_okr5nI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwDVHT8I7YA "Emilie Browning - Sing Me To Sleep"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNQe_Kw4xH8 This is huh... wow.

Subb · 10-03-2014 05:46 AM

First one: The sadness in the instruments isn't the sadness in the vocals. And the vocals. -2/10
Second one: Like Wold. As art, 9/10. As music, 0/10
Third one: OH IVE HEARD ANOTHER VERSION OF THIS ONE. Didn't care for that one either. 5/10 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CGIii_eTOk)
Fourth one: BARRAGHRA HAGHAG HAGAHA. RA RA SGHAUUAHOI. 3/10. (Or "This is....huh, WOW! AARRRORORROROROROR AAROAORAORAOROROROARROAROROROROR AARORRORORORRO WARRRRR WARRRR ARRRORORRORORORORORRO")

Hmm... what to do now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZAPtFRpuu8 (clipping. "Body and Blood")
http://youtu.be/lrsj653088E?t=2m44s (Aesop Rock, "Coffee" (John Darnielle's part, plus "t a k e n o p r i s o n e r s"))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnF9rITAhRc (Boyinaband, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA")

Gwedin · 10-06-2014 03:31 PM

First one: I am not a nigger. Don't give me rap, cracker.
Second one: That was just lame... There wasn't that much going on, even. Boring.
Third one: When he started screaming I was prepared for LE METALCORE. That was what I got. Get this shit out of my face. Even if it's funny. -9999999999/10

Right...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22sJH18x6TY "Metric - Gimme Sympathy (Adam Freeland Remix)" kind of popish club stuff you'll likely hate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfDBZnRizQU "Flesh Field - The Collapse" moar mwuahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI6CfmJsuDk "Neurotech - The Elysian Symphony" ambientish metal crap which is kinda good

Subb · 10-10-2014 06:29 AM

First one: So far, this is as repetitive as hell. The beat isn't changing at all... This is just the same thing, with minor variations... Why? 2/10
Second one: Well, this is more interesting. Everything is nicely textured, it's changing up, I'm detecting some nice panning... 8/10. If Repo! was more cyberpunk...
Third one: Just some generic metal sounds meshed together. It lacks oomph, it's trying to sound pretty with the distorted guitars, and it's not working too well. 3/10

(Yes, now I'm just rating it.)

Oh, here's something new. I can try to make song choices based on previous songs? You'll see what I mean.
Let me see, the same melody changed slightly through the whole thing... How about Beaks of Benevola by Major Parkinson? The Wheelbarrow is a more accurate comparison, but that's not on YouTube and also eight minutes long. You have to listen to it for a bit, though, so keep that in mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsP0blbVv3E

The second one... Have to go with MP again. Sorry, I Am Erica has that same complexity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsP0blbVv3E

Third one... Well, that one has scale but lacks oomph. What's something that has that scale, that pretty sound, and a bit of punch? tMG, Michael Meyers Resplendent. Sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlA1yyWVoGU

A bit of a departure, but it's an interesting little thing to do...

Gwedin · 10-19-2014 04:41 PM

First one: ayyy i really like this one. The chick has a really nice voice that uh... "contrasts" well with the dude's voice, i guess.
Second: this song's actually really average except for the chorus which is pretty good because of the complexity i'd assume, but other than that, meh.
Third: tMG... i'm bored as fuck
oh jesus that voice the guy sounds like a kid
those instruments don't even sound good with the vocals

seriously what is this shit

Medieval industrial or some shit. is gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nYQs6dYwU8 Heimataerde - Deus Lo Vult

huehuehuehue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2ilc_RmkmM Suicide Commando - Bind Torture Kill

goregrind nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZo8S8GD1sk Rompeprop - As She Licks My Only Ball

Subb · 10-24-2014 05:06 AM

First one: What the hell... That's just not good at all. Holy shit, it doesn't mesh well with itself at all. Maybe if this sounded more clean I could jive with it. 6/10, simply for being intriguing.

Second one: bumbum bumbum bumbum bumbum bumbum... wut. Wait... this is actually pretty interesting. I'm going to give this a thumbs up, even though it's pretty repetitive. 7/10

Third one: No, after that intro, just no. And is their singer a sentient pig? -10/10. So bad that the Bind Torture and Kill is now a 5/10, just because the badness of this song cannot be self contained.

Some nice non tonal music...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkCbRttgaeA Igor Stravinsky: The Owl and the Pussy-Cat

Why not some really late Kaizers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhU2oOwz20U Kaizers Orchestra - Forloveren

And why not something to confuse you... MuahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0xBe0kq3E Chameleon Circuit - Big Bang Two

Gwedin · 10-11-2016 06:15 AM

fucking HELL

subb you still around ole boyo? chelsea wolfe is brilliant btw. not a fan of her latest album too much but i still love her

brainiac3397 · 10-11-2016 06:26 AM

Welcome back u faggot. Just vanishing out of nowhere and the last recorded thing you posted was:

(11-03-2014 02:38 AM)Gwedin Wrote: watch your tongue, nigger.

Srsly though, welcome back. I'm still here. U can't get rid of me so eas- *NETWORK DISCONNECTED*

Gwedin · 10-11-2016 06:32 AM

(10-11-2016 06:26 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote: Welcome back u faggot. Just vanishing out of nowhere and the last recorded thing you posted was:

(11-03-2014 02:38 AM)Gwedin Wrote: watch your tongue, nigger.

Srsly though, welcome back. I'm still here. U can't get rid of me so eas- *NETWORK DISCONNECTED*

oh

you

no but hello thank you cheers and everything else. what's the state of ss these days?, IRC is fucking DEAD

Subb · 10-11-2016 04:29 PM

(10-11-2016 06:15 AM)Gwedin Wrote: fucking HELL

subb you still around ole boyo? chelsea wolfe is brilliant btw. not a fan of her latest album too much but i still love her

Holy shit it's like I'm talking to a corpse right now.

How have you been? SS has been dead, and I haven't been active much at all.

I'm actually wearing a Chelsea Wolfe shirt right now. I got to see her in concert and it was great. We even chatted for a little bit after the show.

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