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Nero's Guide to Destroying the Universe
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Yato Away
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Nero's Guide to Destroying the Universe

So you want to destroy the universe?
Of course you do, you evil nub!
And I'll show you how!


Steps

Step 1: Gather a group of scientist.
Step 2: Create the portal gun.
Step 3: StealBuy a table.
Step 4: Shoot one portal on top of the table.
Step 5: Shoot one at a wall.
Step 6: Push table through wall.
Step 7: ???
Step 8: Universe was destroyed.
Step 9: Profit!

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RE: Nero's Guide to Destroying the Universe

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Nero's Guide to Destroying the Universe

Ba-bum
Ba-bump
Ba-bumpity-bump
Ba-bump
Ba-bumpity-bump

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