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(09-12-2014 10:03 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  You can't tell why he has a caseworker based off what he just said alone?

Never had much knowledge of caseworkers(other than basics), and any time I hear about them, I feel a degree of distrust.

Maybe I just don't like how they get involved in an individual's life.

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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(09-12-2014 12:45 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  
(09-12-2014 10:03 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  You can't tell why he has a caseworker based off what he just said alone?

Never had much knowledge of caseworkers(other than basics), and any time I hear about them, I feel a degree of distrust.

Maybe I just don't like how they get involved in an individual's life.

Eh. IMO they don't get involved nearly as much as they should.

Considering enrolling in Correspondence schooling because muh mommy wants me to and IDK I should probably do something with my time???

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Correspondence Schooling?

You should just say screw it and go to wizard school.

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I'm already Grand Wizard, faggot.

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You're still inferior to the Lord High Great Master Wizard. You only have one title before wizard.

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Wizzard

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A single title is more elegant. More than one just makes you look unprofessional.

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(09-16-2014 02:15 AM)Gwedin Wrote:  A single title is more elegant. More than one just makes you look unprofessional.

(09-16-2014 02:15 AM)Gwedins Signature Wrote:  generic fucking angsty teenager faggot.

You proved your point without even trying. What else do you know about titles?

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(09-16-2014 02:15 AM)Gwedin Wrote:  A single title is more elegant. More than one just makes you look unprofessional.

Sultan (given name) Khan, Sovereign of the House of Osman, Sultan of Sultans, Khan of Khans, Commander of the Faithful and Successor of the Prophet of the Lord of the Universe, Protector of the Holy Cities of Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem, Emperor of The Three Cities of Constantinople, Andrinopole and Bursa, and of the Cities of Damascus and Cairo, of all Azerbaijan, of the Magris, of Barka, of Kairuan, of Aleppo, of Arabic Iraq and of Ajim, of Basra, of El Hasa, of Dilen, of Raka, of Mosul, of Parthia, of Diyarbakır, of Cicilia, of the Vilayets of Erzurum, of Sivas, of Adana, of Karaman, Van, of Barbary, of Abyssinia, of Tunisia, of Tripoli, of Damascus, of Cyprus, of Rhodes, of Candia, of the Vilayet of the Morea, of the Marmara Sea, the Black Sea and also its coasts, of Anatolia, of Rumelia, Baghdad, Kurdistan, Greece, Turkistan, Tartary, Circassia, of the two regions of Kabarda, of Georgia, of the plain of Kypshak, of the whole country of the Tartars, of Kefa and of all the neighbouring countries, of Bosnia and its dependencies, of the City and Fort of Belgrade, of the Vilayet of Serbia, with all the castles, forts and cities, of all Albania, of all Iflak and Bogdania, as well as all the dependencies and borders, and many other countries and cities.

Like a Sultan.

Steamrolls any cheap 1 word title.

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(09-16-2014 03:19 AM)DoA Wrote:  
(09-16-2014 02:15 AM)Gwedin Wrote:  A single title is more elegant. More than one just makes you look unprofessional.

(09-16-2014 02:15 AM)Gwedins Signature Wrote:  generic fucking angsty teenager faggot.

You proved your point without even trying. What else do you know about titles?

I-I was seeing if somebody would notice and call me out! Lookleft

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(09-16-2014 02:15 AM)Gwedin Wrote:  A single title is more elegant. More than one just makes you look unprofessional.

Sultan (given name) Khan, Sovereign of the House of Osman, Sultan of Sultans, Khan of Khans, Commander of the Faithful and Successor of the Prophet of the Lord of the Universe, Protector of the Holy Cities of Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem, Emperor of The Three Cities of Constantinople, Andrinopole and Bursa, and of the Cities of Damascus and Cairo, of all Azerbaijan, of the Magris, of Barka, of Kairuan, of Aleppo, of Arabic Iraq and of Ajim, of Basra, of El Hasa, of Dilen, of Raka, of Mosul, of Parthia, of Diyarbakır, of Cicilia, of the Vilayets of Erzurum, of Sivas, of Adana, of Karaman, Van, of Barbary, of Abyssinia, of Tunisia, of Tripoli, of Damascus, of Cyprus, of Rhodes, of Candia, of the Vilayet of the Morea, of the Marmara Sea, the Black Sea and also its coasts, of Anatolia, of Rumelia, Baghdad, Kurdistan, Greece, Turkistan, Tartary, Circassia, of the two regions of Kabarda, of Georgia, of the plain of Kypshak, of the whole country of the Tartars, of Kefa and of all the neighbouring countries, of Bosnia and its dependencies, of the City and Fort of Belgrade, of the Vilayet of Serbia, with all the castles, forts and cities, of all Albania, of all Iflak and Bogdania, as well as all the dependencies and borders, and many other countries and cities.

Like a Sultan.

Steamrolls any cheap 1 word title.

Enjoy having your citizens address you with that.

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(09-16-2014 02:25 PM)Gwedin Wrote:  Enjoy having your citizens address you with that.

Oh, believe me, he will Lookright

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(09-16-2014 07:30 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  
(09-16-2014 02:15 AM)Gwedin Wrote:  A single title is more elegant. More than one just makes you look unprofessional.

Sultan (given name) Khan, Sovereign of the House of Osman, Sultan of Sultans, Khan of Khans, Commander of the Faithful and Successor of the Prophet of the Lord of the Universe, Protector of the Holy Cities of Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem, Emperor of The Three Cities of Constantinople, Andrinopole and Bursa, and of the Cities of Damascus and Cairo, of all Azerbaijan, of the Magris, of Barka, of Kairuan, of Aleppo, of Arabic Iraq and of Ajim, of Basra, of El Hasa, of Dilen, of Raka, of Mosul, of Parthia, of Diyarbakır, of Cicilia, of the Vilayets of Erzurum, of Sivas, of Adana, of Karaman, Van, of Barbary, of Abyssinia, of Tunisia, of Tripoli, of Damascus, of Cyprus, of Rhodes, of Candia, of the Vilayet of the Morea, of the Marmara Sea, the Black Sea and also its coasts, of Anatolia, of Rumelia, Baghdad, Kurdistan, Greece, Turkistan, Tartary, Circassia, of the two regions of Kabarda, of Georgia, of the plain of Kypshak, of the whole country of the Tartars, of Kefa and of all the neighbouring countries, of Bosnia and its dependencies, of the City and Fort of Belgrade, of the Vilayet of Serbia, with all the castles, forts and cities, of all Albania, of all Iflak and Bogdania, as well as all the dependencies and borders, and many other countries and cities.

Like a Sultan.

Steamrolls any cheap 1 word title.

Enjoy having your citizens address you with that.
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That's just a historical sample. Mine would be far longer, eloquent and supreme.

In fact I might have to hire a minion or hundred to pour over Greek,Latin,french,German,Turkish,Arabic,Spanish,Hindu,Chinese,Russian,Swedish, Farsi and English dictionaries and grab me as many adjectives as would fit into a multi-volume set of books.

This way, I could annoy annoying people by having the announcer read out my entire title.

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hello darkness my old friend

shit's fucked yo

(more to come at a later time)

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hah so funny story

so in the two years i was gone i did nothing during that time. not a bloody thing, i'm still unemployed and without a licence or vehicle or friends. i'm an absolutely miserable wanker so you'd think i'd want to do something to change my situation. ah but no that would take effort and we all know i don't like exerting effort. no but really i'm miserable in my current situation but the alternatives are 1. get a job or 2. go into further education. now i could make excuses for why i can't do either but really i won't do either because i simply can't be fucking bothered doing anything but sitting on my arse being a self loathing prick. i'm totally content doing what i'm currently doing because the alternatives are just so shit and take effort. i know that if i went and fixed my situation i'd be happier and healthier but self loathing is just so addicting!

some day i will rid the world of my useless self but until then i can only hope that someone will put me down like the dog i am

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go on the dole

I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.
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am i a introvert or just a loser who's been alone so long he's mistakenly convinced he doesn't care about social contact

(more importantly: who cares?? (nobody!))

(10-15-2016 07:04 PM)Username Wrote:  go on the dole

dole don't deserve me, i don't deserve the dole

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going to the mental health nerds soon after all this time

might get thrown in the loony bin. let's hope so. probably won't be so but in case it is here it is.

will be disappointed if i'm just thrown on shitty medication and talking to a fat lady once a week again

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i'm in the ward now

hi dudes

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(10-29-2016 05:43 PM)Gwedin Wrote:  i'm in the ward now

hi dudes
And you have internet?

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(10-29-2016 05:44 PM)Subb Wrote:  
(10-29-2016 05:43 PM)Gwedin Wrote:  i'm in the ward now

hi dudes
And you have internet?

yes

they just block a few sites

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(10-29-2016 05:47 PM)Gwedin Wrote:  
(10-29-2016 05:44 PM)Subb Wrote:  
(10-29-2016 05:43 PM)Gwedin Wrote:  i'm in the ward now

hi dudes
And you have internet?

yes

they just block a few sites
OK.

If you have headphones or something, reply to the music thread.

Just because you're trying to get better doesn't mean that you can't skimp out on that shit, you little bitch.

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(10-29-2016 05:51 PM)Subb Wrote:  
(10-29-2016 05:47 PM)Gwedin Wrote:  
(10-29-2016 05:44 PM)Subb Wrote:  
(10-29-2016 05:43 PM)Gwedin Wrote:  i'm in the ward now

hi dudes
And you have internet?

yes

they just block a few sites
OK.

If you have headphones or something, reply to the music thread.

Just because you're trying to get better doesn't mean that you can't skimp out on that shit, you little bitch.

i forgot headphones lmao Fu

but yeah sure whatever

actually yeah no the internet here's way too slow for youtube

sorry dude

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mum booted me out of home

i'm a real man now or something
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Rly?

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Rly.

the ward will kick me out soon too. should be in my own room in a week or so

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you going to get a jerb?

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yeah hopefully. will be on the dole til then. should be easier to get one in the city.

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kill me

missed an appointment for this (cheap, flash) room i wnted to rent
lmaosasadhfkfalkfghfgskfdja

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nah it went ahead, just a tad late. appointment went well

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can't even use a fucking washing machine correctly jfc gwedinho get your shit together

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