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Ways to use a paperclip

sorry if it's not a lot, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. Embarrassed

1. use it to pick your nose
2. use it to scratch yourself
3. use it to eat poop out of the toilet
4. use it as a couch
5. use it as chocolate to eat
6. use it to eat
7. use it as a floatie
8. use it as a birthday cake
9. melt it into fancy coins
10. use it to fish
11. use it as clothing
12. use it as jewelry
13. use it to style you hair
14. use it as a maze
15. use it to store honey
16. use it to inject vaccinations
17. use it to invent something
18. use it to pick your teeth
19. use it to play with it
20. use it as a sword
21. use to help you cook
22. use to paint
23. use to hold to things together
24. use it to cut your wrist
25. use it as a remote control
26. use it as a backpack
27. use it to write a story
28. use it to pick a lock
29. use it as a pillow
30. use it as a bed
31. use it as wings
32. use to prove your smart
33. use it as a friend by bringing it to life
34. use it to mine
35. use it to build
36. use it as a rope
37. use it as shoes
38. use it as a statue
39. use it as a sacrifice
40. use it to try to plug up a leak in a boat
41. use it as a instrument
42. use it as a Popsicle to lick
43. use it as a fan
44. use it as a hat
45. use it to transfer electricity
46. use it as an organ(in your body)
47. use it to apply make-up
48. use is a plant to decorate you backyard
49. use it as a bookmark
50. use it as a skyscraper
51. use it as a character
52. use it as a disguise
53. use it to signal to others in code
54. use it to clean a carpet
55. use it as a cloud to look at
56. use it as a number
57. use it a letter
58. use it as a band-aid
59. use it to remove ear wax from your ears
60. use it ti make someone smile
61. use it to tell a joke
62. use it to torture someone
63. use it as soap
64. use it a sponge
65. use it to make a lake
66. use it to pinch someone
67. use it in a rube Goldberg device
68. use it to play a prank on someone
69. use it to spank someone
70. use it as a paddle
71. use to to put a fake vampire bite on your neck
72. use it to make a funny looking hurricane
73. use it to pick nose hair
74. use it as a weird looking hairstyle
75. use it a a cell phone
76. use it to decorate your phone
77. use it to hack
78. use it as a Eco friendly light bulb
79. melt it into a blob
80. use it to plant a tree
81. use it as glasses
82. use it to become famous
83. use it as a sticker
84. use it as art
85. use it as dentures
86. use it as a leg
87. use it as an arm
88. use it as bubblegum
89. use it to steal
90. use it as a Christmas ornament
91. use it to kill
92. use it as a sling shot
93. use it as a new noodle shape
94. use it to hop around
95. use it as an ingredient in a new potion
96. use it as a bendy straw
97. use it to stir a drink(same as using it to eat?)
98. use it as toilet paper
99. use it as a clock
100. use it as a stuffed animal
101. use it as a logo
102. use it as a name

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(03-28-2014 12:53 PM)crazyguy562 Wrote:  sorry if it's not a lot, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. Embarrassed

Reference to All Star by Smash Mouth? I love that song.

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Was this inspired by Changing Education Paradigms?

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103. using a paperclip to scrape resin out of a pipe or other smoking device

only reason i ever really use paperclibs tbh

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Ways to use a paperclip

103. Melt it into paint
104. Turn it into paper by removing the clip
105. use it as a steering wheel
106. use it on a flag
107. use it to electrocute yourself
108. melt it into a drink
109. use it in poison (melted)

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110. put it into a balloon as a gas
111. use it as an eraser
112. use it as a word on a spelling test
113. use it as a cage
114. use it to sculpt

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(03-28-2014 01:08 PM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  
(03-28-2014 12:53 PM)crazyguy562 Wrote:  sorry if it's not a lot, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. Embarrassed

Reference to All Star by Smash Mouth? I love that song.

That's what I thought of automatically too, but "sharpest tool in the shed" is a common saying.

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(03-28-2014 01:08 PM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  
(03-28-2014 12:53 PM)crazyguy562 Wrote:  sorry if it's not a lot, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. Embarrassed

Reference to All Star by Smash Mouth? I love that song.

This?
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^Yep. Childhood right there.

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115.use it to kill a man

Every legit badass must be able to do it.

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(03-29-2014 09:31 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  115.use it to kill a man

Every legit badass must be able to do it.

(03-28-2014 12:53 PM)crazyguy562 Wrote:  91. use it to kill
Already put it down. Giggle

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It must be put down twice.

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Eat it to destroy the evidence.

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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116: Use it to help you write a letter.

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