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Subtle ways of trolling people @ school.
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Subtle ways of trolling people @ school.

ITT: Discuss subtle ways of trolling people at school.

Take a packet of hot sauce (or ketchup or whatever if your school doesn't have hot sauce), bring it to the bathroom, fold it in half, place packet under toilet seat with the "rounded part" facing inward.

The next time someone sits down to take a shit, their dick/vagina gets hot sauce'd / ketchup'd.

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Print out shock images and quietly place them in people's folders when they're not looking.

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08-28-2010 10:05 PM
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Re: Subtle ways of trolling people @ school.

I'm taking a programming class right now, and I came very close to convincing my teacher to go to nimp.org. I told him the URL "programming.on.nimp.org" would bring him to a site I made specifically for the class, but I stopped him before he could enter the whole thing.
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Re: Subtle ways of trolling people @ school.

BobManPerson Wrote:I'm taking a programming class right now, and I came very close to convincing my teacher to go to nimp.org. I told him the URL "programming.on.nimp.org" would bring him to a site I made specifically for the class, but I stopped him before he could enter the whole thing.
I reeeally want to know what's on that site...then again I don't.

Not so subtle, but; Burst into song and dance.

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We would write bad stuff about the people we hate in teh bathroom stalls. I used different handwriting and because i'm so quite and innocent looking no one ever suspects me to be a bitch.
Usually casues a lot of shit Smile

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The only thing I've ever seen like that is the year above us used Mudkipz.ws on each other. Now that I think about it, the year above us is epic. Damnit, now that we are the highest the rest of the school will be filled with dwarf faggots. NOOOOOOOO
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We had an epic GAME war last year (You just lost lol)

We had to kill it before it got out of control. And then the teachers tried to do it and did not get. It was pretty hilarious.

Had to move on. Account is dead.
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Break in unused lockers and leave rotting fish in there. It'll make the school smell like shit within a couple weeks. That nasty ass chocolate milk some schools sell in those little cartons works too though.

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|55555| Wrote:Break in unused lockers and leave rotting fish in there. It'll make the school smell like shit within a couple weeks. That nasty ass chocolate milk some schools sell in those little cartons works too though.
Where would you get rotting fish, though?

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Leon Kinotolian Wrote:
|55555| Wrote:Break in unused lockers and leave rotting fish in there. It'll make the school smell like shit within a couple weeks. That nasty ass chocolate milk some schools sell in those little cartons works too though.
Where would you get rotting fish, though?
Buy some sardines at the grocery store, throw them into lockers and wait for them to rot.

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Good old kick me signs.

Thing is I did it to the preps(evil smile).

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Re: Subtle ways of trolling people @ school.

Leon Kinotolian Wrote:
|55555| Wrote:Break in unused lockers and leave rotting fish in there. It'll make the school smell like shit within a couple weeks. That nasty ass chocolate milk some schools sell in those little cartons works too though.
Where would you get rotting fish, though?
Go fishing, me and my dad go every now and then. *shrug*

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1. Lrn2draw
2. Lrn2graffiti
3. Find the front doors to the school
4. Paint goatse on it.
5. ???????
6. PROFIT!!!

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Re: Subtle ways of trolling people @ school.

CrayolaColours Wrote:1. Lrn2draw
2. Lrn2graffiti
3. Find the front doors to the school
4. Paint goatse on it.
5. ???????
6. PROFIT!!!
... That would be so epic.

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BaronVonStrangle Wrote:fox you should take everything mystery says with a pinch of salt

and by pinch of salt i actually mean you need to build a fucking salt processing plant so you have enough salt to dispell the bullshit
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Bring me to school and hide me in a random washroom stall/empty room/locker/teacher's car.

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TentacleChair Wrote:Bring me to school and hide me in a random washroom stall/empty room/locker/teacher's car.

lol wut

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道夫 Wrote:
TentacleChair Wrote:Bring me to school and hide me in a random washroom stall/empty room/locker/teacher's car.

lol wut
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