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Math teacher quote of the day

My math teacher is a pretty weird guy. He talks in a monotonous tone and if soft-spoken and doesn't teach very well. He does, on many occasions, shout though. He also occasionally relays a few words of wisdom, perplexing everyone in a manner that can only be described as "world class."

8/30/10 - "I trained my dog to steal peoples' wallets. It's something I learned from the gypsies in eastern Europe."
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8/31/10 - "Why do you need a drink? Why not sit in the sun and get a tan, or something else instead?"
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9/1/10 - "I'm going to need your full name, date of birth, address, and social security number for this."
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Oh hey, I haz a quote of the day. But mine don't suck infinite ass. Biggrin

Today's: "Not hitting women is sexist." "What? So, we're supposed to smack around a hoe every now and then?" People say the lulziest things sometimes.

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BobManPerson Wrote:My math teacher is a pretty weird guy. He talks in a monotonous tone and if soft-spoken and doesn't teach very well. He does, on many occasions, shout though. He also occasionally relays a few words of wisdom, perplexing everyone in a manner that can only be described as "world class."

8/30/10 - "I trained my dog to steal peoples' wallets. It's something I learned from the gypsies in eastern Europe."

What is wrong with you math teacher. Just... What the fuck?

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quotes from my awesome econ teacher

"Who ever said that Mother Nature wasn't a man?"
‎"OPVL -- if you can't remember what it actually means, just remember that Old People Violate Laws"
"I don't care if your parents went on a trip, got kidnapped by terrorists and then had their heads chopped off. Bring me the heads and their passports, and then maybe I'll consider, but otherwise NOT an excuse!"
"I got a cell phone and I have a really cool number" and then he gave us his number. and we ALL texted him.
‎"Having a slave is like having a third car"
"Mrs. <insert friends last name here>? I'm sorry for yelling at your son today. I wasn't actually mad at him."
after receiving a lot of candy canes for chrismas... he throws his hands up and exclaims "I'M FINALLY POPULAR!!!!!!!!!"
"Who says dickens? I say dickens! Dickens I say!"
"I'm a 46 year old man and I still don't completely know what a douche is. It's a feminine hygiene product and that's all I want to know."
‎"It's cold outside... So damn cold...The animals are suffering!"
"If I were in a car at night and had to choose between a drunk guy or a stoned guy, I'd probably go with the stoned guy."
"you want to hear my theory about religion? there is a giant dog in the sky watching us. because dog is god spelled backwards. I like dogs."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXMA34CeoQ
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9/2/10 - "You can sit in the alcove."

[referring to a small indent in the wall near the ceiling where a globe sits]
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9/9/10 - "Highlight this so you know to refer to it. With a blood stain or something, that'll be good."

In addition, when he signs passes, he signs them as "your hero."
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9/10/11 - "What are you, communicating with Martians? Get those out of your ears."
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BobManPerson Wrote:9/10/11 - "What are you, communicating with Martians? Get those out of your ears."
It's 2011 already? Scratchchin Anyway, you have a pretty cool math teacher.
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Political Science teacher.

"Why yes, the Federal Reserve has bought up our Government"

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"You see I'm paid for by the Baillout."

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9/13/10 - "This is Mr. Gress's medicine. He takes a silver ball bearing every morning. The ball bearing is intended for the activity only. That means no putting it in your mouth, ears, or nose."

[on the subject of an activity we were doing which involved a ball bearing; they were stored in a medicine container for some reason]
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BobManPerson Wrote:9/13/10 - "This is Mr. Gress's medicine. He takes a silver ball bearing every morning. The ball bearing is intended for the activity only. That means no putting it in your mouth, ears, or nose."

[on the subject of an activity we were doing which involved a ball bearing; they were stored in a medicine container for some reason]

Laugh You have some pretty cool teachers. I'm going to insert some of my teacher's lulzy or wise quotes, because I can't help but whore my experiences out Biggrin

Econ: "Why would we want to take over Russia? What, do they think we want their vodka factories or something?"

Bio: "I am smart. It just takes me a while to figure out computers because my brain is old. But I'm smart. I know I am. I didn't go to some slacker college; I went to the [insert name of relatively good, but unknown to most who don't live in that state, school], I know quite a bit. Do the other teachers think I'm too hard on my students? Yes. Do I? Yes, but it's for their own good. You will learn to think like a scientist and develop critical thinking skills." (explaining why we need to be assigned a shitload of homework each night and be timed to review, discuss, and do shit on her schedule...so much for critical, independent thinking, if all we're doing is adapting to her schedule)

Theo: (to a classmate) "You're Lutheran, so you're one step above atheists. You'll go to hell, but it won't be as bad for you as an atheist or agnostic." (I think he was joking, though in the seminary, he did take a semester on hell) :<_<: I don't want to criticize vocations, but that seems like a waste of time, unless you really want to scare people into believing the way you do. Oh, wait...

Anatomy: "The good Lord will burn you if you don't pray and go to Mass." (way to be a tolerant Christian)
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9/19/10 - "The [computer] mouse is dead. Looks like it ate the wrong piece of cheese."
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9/20/10 - "My jokes are all copyrighted."
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BobManPerson Wrote:9/20/10 - "My jokes are all copyrighted."
Lulziest to date.

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Which doesn't really say much...

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9/28/10 - "Twilight? Oh god, that stupid thing... Back before that we had Christopher Lee and he played Dracula."
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Béla Lugosi was better at Dracula.

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10/8/10 - All my money is invested in gold. When the time comes, I've got gold and canned food rations, and I'll be prepared while you're all still at the beach wondering why there's so many planes flying over.

In addition, he passed back the tests we took. People who got an A got an autographed photo of him.
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AWOL Wrote:Which doesn't really say much...
I meant lulzy that he even had to copyright it, like someone was going to steal it.

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10/19/10 - "Why would you choose to solve for the left side of the equation? Are you a liberal? ...That would explain why you're wrong all the time."
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BobManPerson Wrote:10/19/10 - "Why would you choose to solve for the left side? Are you a liberal? ...That would explain why you're wrong all the time."
Seriously? Isn't being this big a dickhead illegal?

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BobManPerson Wrote:10/19/10 - "Why would you choose to solve for the left side? Are you a liberal? ...That would explain why you're wrong all the time."
Seriously? Isn't being this big a dickhead illegal?

within modern school systems? if he does not have tenure he would be fired immediately. but im guessing he has it, so he can be a dick and notonefuckwasgiventhatday.jpg

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Math teachers always get away with that shit. Once, a teacher threw (sorta, it was more "knocked into") a chair and it hit a friend of mine in the back. He was like "FUCK" Shit was lulzy, but anyway. The principal FUCKING WALKED IN ON IT, and he was still working there. Fucking bitch.

I feel sorry for him, he's obviously not all right in the head, but WHY THE FUCK IS HE A TEACHER?! Well, apparently, the dude got fired, not for being a fucking emotional wreck, but for taking too many sick days.

My school district is FUCKED. UP.

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Jesusaurisrex Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:Seriously? Isn't being this big a dickhead illegal?

within modern school systems? if he does not have tenure he would be fired immediately. but im guessing he has it, so he can be a dick and notonefuckwasgiventhatday.jpg
It was meant to be taken as a joke.

10/20/10 - When they were building my house they had thistles, and I had to remove them all by hand, but they kept coming back. Then I learned you just use poison to get rid of them. Then liberals got mad at me because I was using poison; I poisoned all of Lake Michigan.
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BobManPerson Wrote:
Jesusaurisrex Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:Seriously? Isn't being this big a dickhead illegal?

within modern school systems? if he does not have tenure he would be fired immediately. but im guessing he has it, so he can be a dick and notonefuckwasgiventhatday.jpg
It was meant to be taken as a joke.
I meant the whole badmouthing other people's political views. I don't give a fuck if you're conservative, you don't need to be an idiot, kthx.

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CrayolaColours Wrote:I meant the whole badmouthing other people's political views. I don't give a fuck if you're conservative, you don't need to be an idiot, kthx.
Here at SS we badmouth other peoples' political views all the time.
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But school is a different thing entirely, I was sent here to hear you bitch about math, not the liberals. When you force a group of people to be somewhere, you don't add insult to injury by badmouthing their views.

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10/22/10 - "Old people are good for driving. They run over people and don't even know it, so they force you to be aware."
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