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I have 2 big projects due 3/10/14. HELP.
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I have 2 big projects due 3/10/14. HELP.

I have a shit ton of projects due then. I have to do a 5 page essay on the Communist Manifesto, then a 3 page paper on cancer for Biology. HELP ME. PLEASE GOD. HELP.

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I have 2 big projects due 3/10/14. HELP.

5 page essay on the Communist Manifesto?

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I have 2 big projects due 3/10/14. HELP.

5 page essay on exactly what about the Manifesto?

The Manifesto it self isn't really big. My tiny pocket sized copy had 84 pages(24 of which was history/commentary)

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I have 2 big projects due 3/10/14. HELP.

Search that shit up. Google, google, google, more google. No breaks. Have a slightly clean environment. Go on as many websites as possible. Then write. Intro, body paragraphs, conclusion, done. Don't stop writing. Give yourself punishment, like if I don't complete this paragraph in the next 10 minutes I shall restrict myself from this form tomorrow. If you need to make your essay longer, press control f and search for "." (Period). Change the font size from 12 to 14.

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This was about a month ago.

He got it done.

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I have 2 big projects due 3/10/14. HELP.

I'm interested. Can you share your essay on the Communist Manifesto with us?
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Do what I do and do them the day they're due.

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Necrobump to the max.

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RE: I have 2 big projects due 3/10/14. HELP.

Oh, I didn't even look at the date plastered in the thread title. Hope he learned my golden advice by then.

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(04-09-2014 12:30 PM)tootsie_turtle Wrote:  Search that shit up. Google, google, google, more google. No breaks. Have a slightly clean environment. Go on as many websites as possible. Then write.

Just be sure to avoid reddit, 9gag, and memebase.

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"Just be sure to avoid reddit, 9gag, and memebase."

This reminds me of this teenage girl who made this stupid thing on the Holocaust, saying it was a hoax. She included two links to urbandictionary.com and the rest to some antisemitic blogs.
She received an A for it.
http://www.israelandstuff.com/15-yr-old-...-gets-an-a
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^Wow.

I need to go find that teacher and give an ass-whooping.

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I really want to read that Communist Manifesto essay.
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Eh, just another HS essay, really.

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I still want to read it because it's on the Communist Manifesto.
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(04-29-2014 02:23 PM)|55555| Wrote:  Do what I do and do them the day they're due.

Exactly this. 6000 worder in less than 24 hours before it was due, with research and a bit of reading.

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Ha ha. Same here.

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(04-30-2014 02:37 AM)I Must Enter a Username Wrote:  "Just be sure to avoid reddit, 9gag, and memebase."

This reminds me of this teenage girl who made this stupid thing on the Holocaust, saying it was a hoax. She included two links to urbandictionary.com and the rest to some antisemitic blogs.
She received an A for it.
http://www.israelandstuff.com/15-yr-old-...-gets-an-a

You know you're a redditor when an unrelated thing reminds you of something completely different.

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

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