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brainiac3397 Offline
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No school today? Think again.

School Now In Your Home

Glad that it snowed? Snow day blessing?

Think again. Innovative teachers have decided that the awful education system can be brought to your home with technology and parents are ecstatic.

Just when you thought you had one place left for peace of mind, they find a way to barge in.

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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RE: No school today? Think again.

Home is a snowflake, school is the blizzard.
02-26-2014 02:29 AM
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No school today? Think again.

My school already started this and its AWFUL. First off if your like me and can never understand written directions and always have questions, theres no where to go. Second, teachers run out of ideas, so they start racking up pointless assignments just to keep us "busy". Sure its nice that we get out a day before June, but you know what I would rather just make up a week in the end and get some freedom in the long run.

Also the thing I hate most.... we get more work to do than we would EVER get in the classroom. If your school hasn't started this yet, you don't know how lucky you are.
02-26-2014 02:33 AM
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No school today? Think again.

I can imagine a button on their screen labeled "Random Assignment Generator". Every click sends a pointless assignment...

And I'm in college so I guess I got out just in time!

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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Quote:I can imagine a button on their screen labeled "Random Assignment Generator". Every click sends a pointless assignment...

Lmao so true
02-26-2014 02:39 AM
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RE: No school today? Think again.

(02-26-2014 02:36 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  I can imagine a button on their screen labeled "Random Assignment Generator". Every click sends a pointless assignment...

My teachers over click that button. Puke

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RE: No school today? Think again.

When you hear the sound of school teachers, don't you get too scared, just grab your friend or buddy and just sing these magic words:

'OH, fuck you, schooling!! You can suck my dick! You won't take my snow days cause your just God's sharts (fart)'

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"If you call xcriteria a shithead, he will write a ten page essay on why he is not a shithead, link you to a tedtalk on bullying and the tvtropes page on insults. After reading and watching all that you would evaluate your life and decide to never call anyone a shithead ever again."
02-26-2014 09:39 AM
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No school today? Think again.

I was actually screaming in terror and agony upon hearing this.

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For anyone who remembers me going on an archive binge: Thank you all. I know I ended it being a drama queen, I don't really agree with the ideology anymore, and I'm really not the same person I was (I went through a neopagan phase!) but still this site was the first online community I was in. I graduated from school and turned 18. Time flies. KFC Nyan Cat, June 20, 2019.
02-26-2014 09:48 AM
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Quote:No problem I can just skip. I use my snow days for the gym and school interfers with my schedule enough.

Same here. Just counts as an absence no worries.
02-26-2014 11:42 AM
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No school today? Think again.

Oh god, please no.

I still wouldn't participate.

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Fuck. No.
02-26-2014 01:46 PM
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Damn you technology.

Hansgrohe Wrote:I still wouldn't participate.

Same here.
02-27-2014 07:50 AM
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RE: No school today? Think again.

(02-26-2014 02:29 AM)Cianna200 Wrote:  Home is a snowflake, school is the blizzard.

That's one way of thinking of it. I prefer to think that you are the snowflake and school is the raging inferno of hell.
02-27-2014 12:32 PM
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RE: No school today? Think again.

Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope.

"No matter what I do, it'll probably forever remain a pipe dream that will never come true,
but the fire burning in my heart cannot be doused by anyone.
Even if the black rain falling from the sky drenches me completely and doesn't stop,
I will never allow the fire in my heart to be extinguished. That, is my 'pride'."
- Core Pride
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No school today? Think again.

Looks like since it's snowing crazy here I might have one tomorrow. Oh well you'll have to mark me absent cuz I'm not doing it.
02-28-2014 02:43 AM
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RE: No school today? Think again.

Just be like "oh my internet went out" and masturbate to porn for 7 straight hours.

Who am I? Who are YOU?
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RE: No school today? Think again.

Sounds raw...

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