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Annoying sayings

"If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all"
optimistic shit

"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
mourning people shit

"It takes 37 muscles to frown. And 22 muscles to smile. So Smile. It conserves energy"
optimistic shit

"That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room."
"real" world shit

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"Think of this high school like a mini-version of the real world" - School official
"You're just a whiny teenager" - Too many people
"School is like work" - Too many people

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"I'm useless" - pessimistic shit
"SWAG" - 2010s kid shit (I'm a 2000s kid and I will hunt you if you call me a 2010s kid.)
"You need to get laid" - mainstream low-wisdom shit

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"You need to get STDs"-mainstream low-wisdom shit at the logical level

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RE: Annoying sayings

(02-20-2014 11:33 AM)kfcnyancat Wrote:  "You need to get laid" - mainstream low-wisdom shit

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(02-20-2014 11:20 AM)crazyguy562 Wrote:  "It takes 37 muscles to frown. And 22 muscles to smile. So Smile. It conserves energy"
optimistic shit

It takes even fewer muscles then either to not frown or smile...I think.

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RE: Annoying sayings

"You can't learn without school" - lolwut

"Be a man!" - Yeah, thanks for telling me to bottle up my emotions dipshit....

"First kiss..." - Any saying with this will drive me fucking nuts. My views on dating and stuff like that is my business.

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Annoying sayings

"I hate everything"
pessimist shit

"keep calm and..."
FUCKING overused

"The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. "
ageist shit

"Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers."
more ageist shit

"There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure."
you know.

"Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough."
...

"The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way."
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RE: Annoying sayings

"Hello"
Idiots who think they want to talk to me.

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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RE: Annoying sayings

(02-20-2014 12:08 PM)planetfall666 Wrote:  "Hello"
Idiots who think they want to talk to me.

"Happy Birthday"
my school once announced it was my birthday on the announcement without my permission and I got trampled by idiots screaming "Happy Birthday" to me and singing "Happy Birthday". Mad

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Quote:"keep calm and..."
FUCKING overused

that's what makes it a meme.

"how are you?"

just say "hello" like a normal person and don't ask annoying questions

"I never said half the shit people say i did." -Albert Einstein

"I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail, there is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers. That is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark."-Stephen Hawking

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
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"Life isn't fair"

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches a lesson."-Tom Bodett

"I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing."-Neil Gaimen

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My entire school: "You don't talk much."
Me: "Because you're all cunts."
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(02-22-2014 11:38 AM)isolatedsistem Wrote:  My entire school: "You don't talk much."
Me: "Because you're all cunts."

My entire school: "Why do you never talk?"
Me: "Why do you all talk so much?"

idk :|
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my school "Why don't you talk?"

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(02-22-2014 11:45 AM)Gwedin Wrote:  
(02-22-2014 11:38 AM)isolatedsistem Wrote:  My entire school: "You don't talk much."
Me: "Because you're all cunts."

My entire school: "Why do you never talk?"
Me: "Why do you all talk so much?"

true story
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"One in the hand is worth two in the bush"

I once understood it, but now I've forgotten and now it doesn't make sense.

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Only tangentially related, but...

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"Everybody has a right to an opinion", "Everything happens for a reason", "It is what it is (my favorite)"

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"I never said half the shit people say i did." -Albert Einstein

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"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
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"That's immature!"

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"Can I help you?"
No, I don't need any help looking at stuff in the store, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
(Especially when every single employee does it at some point, unaware that their other buddy just asked the same thing)

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(02-23-2014 04:38 AM)SoulRiser Wrote:  "Can I help you?"
No, I don't need any help looking at stuff in the store, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
(Especially when every single employee does it at some point, unaware that their other buddy just asked the same thing)

I always wonder about that. I mean, if I needed help, wouldn't I just ask?

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"Everything happens for a reason"

Can you please tell me exactly why, though?

"If there is a god, why does he let so many innocent people die!"

Because humanity has to take responsibility for its actions, jackass.

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"High School Is the best years of your life"
ageist mainstream low-wisdom "real" world shit
shit

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
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Anything at all to do with suicide - Ignores the reasons why people are suicidal
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"People who commit suicide are selfish."
"Just talk, it isn't that hard."
"I think kids your age are too young to date."
"I was spanked as a kid and I turned out find so I'll do it to my kids."


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"Homework leads to success"

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(04-14-2017 09:12 AM)TheVanishingSnowDove Wrote:  "I was spanked as a kid and I turned out find so I'll do it to my kids."


-_-

This is especially retarded because it's self-contradicting,the person that says this didn't turn our "fine" they turned out as someone that advocates violence against children...

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

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(04-14-2017 07:18 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  "If there is a god, why does he let so many innocent people die!"

Because humanity has to take responsibility for its actions, jackass.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
"If god is omnipotent and anything it does is good... then there isn't any evil. So making the distinction between good and evil seems to not have any value."

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
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I'm curious, are you taking the side that a God (or Gods) should prevent evil?

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